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Taquito The Puppet

@taquitothepuppet.bsky.social
2.5K followers 2.1K following 4.7K posts

An adorable Puppet with a big mouth. Anti-MAGA Pro-choice Punches Nazis Send me G1 Transformers! Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"

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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Follow me there for videos. I can't get any traction here. You will be rewarded with my cute fuzzy face! www.instagram.com/taquito_the_...
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Boebert taking notes from MTG... Rats escaping a sinking ship... #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ImpeachTrump #EpsteinFiles
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hehehe
You read it.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He literally commands us to more times than I can count. Leviticus 19:33–34 Deuteronomy 10:18–19 Deuteronomy 24:17–18 Deuteronomy 27:19 Exodus 22:21 Exodus 23:9 Numbers 15:15–16 Leviticus 19:18 Leviticus 19:9–10 Jeremiah 22:3
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hey plantir fuck you, and fuck ICE. Fascist sacks of dog shit.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
How do people get to be this stupid? #MAGAISBRAINDAMAGED
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
They’re so fixated on projecting an "alpha" image to compensate for being the littlest of micro dicked bitches.
Mushroom sized penis acting "alpha". Hilarious!
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
MEET ICE NAZI ROBERT W. BANES OF OF BELLA VISTA, ARKANSAS. Every freaking time one of these Nazis is exposed they look EXACTLY like what I picture.
What supreme specimen of recessive genes!
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Pedophiles often stop abusing in their 70's and 80's just because all sexual drives diminish. I also doubt that Trump has a working penis at this stage...
Pedophiles often stop abusing in their 70s and 80s just because all sexual drives diminish. 

I also doubt that Trump has a working penis at this stage.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Someone please go tell MAGA Peter Griffin to sit the fuck back down!
Someone please go tell MAGA Peter Griffin to sit the fuck back down!
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It's catnip for those who want to feel powerful and don't possess the qualities to qualify them to actually wield that power in defense of their community when the bars to do so are already so low they're essentially touching the floor, fucking disgraces
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I will only vote for candidates who pledge to prosecute every single member of this administration along with every last fascist thug who works for ICE.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
As an Ohio-an, I can't help but laugh.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Stephen Miller on CNN explaining why the American government should take possession of Greenland.
Stephen Miller on CNN explaining why the American government should take possession of Greenland.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Imagine failing upwards all your life, having everything handed to you, and yet you're still miserable and set the world on fire to compensate for it...
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Hehehe
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
We have the fucking right wing Supreme Court to thank for that. They literally gave the President the right to do whatever the fuck they want with no legal recourse.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
“Family is the ultimate bedrock of civilization” says the wife of a man who is gung-ho in favor of ripping migrant families apart and making family members disappear in foreign prisons… Just wow. This woman is a completely stupid and one-dimensional ostrich with her head in the sand.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Did you hear her at the end? As he made a ridiculous claim of what “everybody“ was saying?. …Barbara, flat out and firmly: “No they’re not.” Where are reporters like that today??! Plenty of opportunities to do the same.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The only people who care about Epstein's friends' reputations are Epstein's friends. If I was best friends with a pedophile & I defended him after conviction, most Americans would cheer if my cellmate beat me to death. The rich & famous being implicated, so we're supposed to be sympathetic.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Step 1: There are no Nazis in the GOP. Step 2: Okay, there are Nazis, but it’s not that big a deal. Step 3: Okay, there are Nazis, and it’s a problem. < (you are here) Step 4: Okay, we’re just Nazis now, get over it.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Sleigh bells ring, are you grifting?
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"I hate you and everything you stand for and you were absolutely right that I was shooting myself in the lady dick by voting for that piece of shit. Oh well, I still hate you!" \- Republican women
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Bari Weiss is a journalistic fraud and a grade A grifter with an ego that rivals Trump's. CBS News is dead.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Accurate.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
So exactly what stage of grief is this?
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Sadly accurate.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Hmmm, I ALWAYS thought Trump Derangement Syndrome was knowing Trump was a rapist and pedophile and voting for him anyway.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Taquito is awesome. #Awesome
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Please humans don't tie up these phone lines...
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Well, being a “fucking moron” is good reason for impeachment. #PedoInChief #DonTheCon #TrumpCantStopLying
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
People not in cults are able to criticize their own side. People who are in cults cannot, and accuse everyone else of being in a cult. #MAGAIsACult
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
So his sales pitch is that he's going to save America from the fallout of his own failed policies?
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I feel bad for Tom, Tony, and Adrian. Their legacies are tied with hers unfortunately. Anyway. If you haven’t unfollowed her already, I recommend it.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I can't even begin to imagine what that orange dementia riddled fat fuck smells like.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I smell 2A in the air.
MAGA can gargle my fuzzy purple balls.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
His devoted following doesn’t follow the news: they consume *culture war content*. They have no interest in facts, history or economics. There are way too many people who enjoy in the warm flood of crap FOX News and other right wing media sources bathe them in, every day.
Dementia riddled orange Dumbfuck forgot his own appointee.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Jabba won neechee kochba mu shanee wy tonny wya uska.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Uncanny: Hegseth = RL Mac
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Feel free to add me to the list. These fascist douchebags are not going to win.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Release the Epstein Files
Release the Epstein Files
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Quiet Piggy. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Mark Thompson CEO of CNN. Warner Brothers owns CNN. Trump yet again proving he's a fucking idiot.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
They really think the government is going to give them $10k?
MAGA are the dumbest fucks alive.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I'm not MAGA, but I do enjoy roasting them!
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