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Taquito The Puppet

@taquitothepuppet.bsky.social
2.5K followers 2.1K following 4.7K posts

An adorable Puppet with a big mouth. Anti-MAGA Pro-choice Punches Nazis Send me G1 Transformers! Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"

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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Well, this app was fun for a few months but now I get no engagement so I'm taking it off my phone. If I came back it will be from my PC. Later humans (not that you cared). Fuckers
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Who's Cheerios do I need to shit in today?
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Jay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Are we really surprised that the guy who bankrupted casinos is now struggling to manage a functional government? At this point, the only thing operating smoothly in trump world is his golf cart.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Hello.
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The entire country is telling Trump to go fuck himself. 🇺🇸
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🦋𝘙𝘩ₒ𝒏∂𝔞 @rhondasrealm.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
trump and his entire cabinet should be impeached and arrested!
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
They got it right ‼️👍🏻👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Again AEW > WWE #WRESTLESKY
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Jill 💙🌊🌊💙 @pumpkin061.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Lewi Whalberg @anno1540.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
They’re chanting it in arenas now. “Fuck ICE.” Not fringe. Not hidden. Mainstream. Loud. Unfiltered. When institutions lose legitimacy, the streets stop whispering. ....They start shouting.
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Meh.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Ugh. I'm almost done with this app. Find me on Instagram if you remotely care.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Follow me there for videos. I can't get any traction here. You will be rewarded with my cute fuzzy face! www.instagram.com/taquito_the_...
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Spooky Sasquatch @nerdysasquatch.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Star Trek has always been about exploring the human condition while also having some fun, thought provoking, and weird sci-fi concepts. Getting tired of media illiterate chuds and fake fans trying to convince you it was only about the cool spaceships.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Where are the Epstein Files arrests? Where are the Epstein Files trials?
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I honestly have ZERO interest in the Olympics. RELEASE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is concerning, that a rep feels they must post this. A lot in our coalition has felt the same way and worried about it, but didn’t think we’d be here publicly.
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LisaBeth @brokendemocracy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Every single person incriminated in the Epstein files needs to be prosecuted, immediately.
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Congresswoman Maxine Dexter, M.D. @repdexteror.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The SAVE America Act isn’t saving anyone. Congress should be expanding access to the ballot box—not restricting it. This bill could make it harder for millions of married women to vote if it passes. It’s voter suppression disguised in the name of election security. I will be voting HELL no.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
BREAKING: Pam Bondi appears to have just committed a federal crime by lying under oath. Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Boebert taking notes from MTG... Rats escaping a sinking ship... #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ImpeachTrump #EpsteinFiles
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Just Susan @sspicer29.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Looked up #MusicChallenge and it's all the same crap people hear on the FM radio. Where's the new music? Is my human the only one to discover new acts???
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
People who say voting does nothing for them are the same ones not realizing not voting does something to them. It always does. Get involved. Connect. Resist. No more apathy.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This human gets it.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Thanks to the new followers paying this Muppet attention. I wish you could see my posts without having to go through your settings.
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Matt D (he/Him) @legionaod.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Oh and if you wonder what the biggest difference between WWE and AEW is - one chants Fuck ICE while one co-operates with the cult that created them.
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Master Elrond [he/him] @inuyasha1953.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Donald Trump will go down in history as the first American president to have willingly betrayed his own country in service to a foreign enemy. His acts of treason will be taught in history books for generations to come, and the name ‘Trump’ will become synonymous with treachery.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
One lesson from the Epstein–Mandelson affair is that we need to stop routinely rehabilitating political careers after serious scandals. When politicians knowingly engage in grave ethical wrongdoing, that should permanently end their political careers. Being "talented" should not override that.
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Ardent Freedom Atheist ⚛ 👨 🧍‍♂️ @potatoe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Here we are 2026. I've been saying he's not presidential material and don't vote for him for 12 years. How many crimes has to happened before the people go WTF! I can't believe anyone in this country would allow a criminal to be in the presidential office let alone in any position of trust.
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
if cops were on our side don't you think they'd be protecting people from half assed masked bounty hunters? for dipshits that didn't want to know.... cops have never been your friend. anybody who would arrest their own mother just because of what they do for money during the day can not be trusted
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SB Sandra Barnes @zestyvines777.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Garcia: I want to remind the American public of Stephen Miller. There's probably no single person in this government that has done more damage and more harm to people across this country than this man right here. It's our job to hold him responsible
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hehehe
You read it.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He literally commands us to more times than I can count. Leviticus 19:33–34 Deuteronomy 10:18–19 Deuteronomy 24:17–18 Deuteronomy 27:19 Exodus 22:21 Exodus 23:9 Numbers 15:15–16 Leviticus 19:18 Leviticus 19:9–10 Jeremiah 22:3
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
How I look at Democrats is kinda how I look at Eddie Valentine's immortal lines from "The Rocketeer" "Look, I may not make an honest buck, but Im 100% American, and I aint workin for no two-bit NAZI!"
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hey plantir fuck you, and fuck ICE. Fascist sacks of dog shit.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
How do people get to be this stupid? #MAGAISBRAINDAMAGED
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
PBS made fun of Trump many years ago on Sesame Street and he can’t have kids learn how to do that. He needs those kids for “reasons”.
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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The Screaming Butt Naked Patriot @buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
As you already well know by now, it's all lies. Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie. All of it. Every time.
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Two things that won't get old, Charlie Kirk jokes and Charlie Kirk.
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
They’re so fixated on projecting an "alpha" image to compensate for being the littlest of micro dicked bitches.
Mushroom sized penis acting "alpha". Hilarious!
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Taquito The Puppet @taquitothepuppet.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
MEET ICE NAZI ROBERT W. BANES OF OF BELLA VISTA, ARKANSAS. Every freaking time one of these Nazis is exposed they look EXACTLY like what I picture.
What supreme specimen of recessive genes!
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