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tapir worf

@tapirworf.bsky.social
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if you don’t believe in magic, you’re not paying attention

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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
me against my homies me and my homies against the gc me, my homies, and the gc against the densely connected social graph me, my homies, the gc, and the graph against the world
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i’m gonna try to keep it cozy on here excepting to be run out of town on a rail within 48hrs
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
hey guys, what did i miss?
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
i’d rather serve in bluesky than rule in threads by instagram
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
does toxoplasmosis affect people’s reaction to cat memes? this seems relatively straightforward to study
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
how do i see what block or mute lists i’m on here?
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
i can’t do both this and twitter, my attention is in tatters i guess i’m platform monogamous 🥲
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
catgirls to catgirls in 3 generations
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
seriously, if someone were a trying to do a babel/children of men combo on a civilization’s elites, how would it look any different from reality?
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⏧ @syntacrobat.xyz · 15/04/2023
it's so cool how the bsky devs prepopulated the network with LLM bots impersonating everyone i know on twitter. definitely makes me feel at home, even though logically of course i know i'm the only person here
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
she recurse on my tail till I Traceback (most recent call last): File "fact.py", line 91, in <module> ... Previous line repeated 995 more times] File "fact.py" if (n == 0): line 69, in fact RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded in comparison
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
je suis elón
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
all meme cops are bastards
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
all the russian restaurants in brooklyn are now ukrainian restaurants this is probably due to them being liberated by brave partisans of the democratically elected ukrainians government, right?
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
in order to solve the coordination problem of moving here, all bskies in good standing are now required to produce 10 high quality skeets per day call this The Great Skeet Forward
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
how do we feel about this claim? seems suspect
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/07/2023
I would love to see 10-100 more posts satirizing the “this is different than the bird site” posts please. I haven’t seen enough of them and I think you could do a really creative spin
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Fred Scharmen @sevensixfive.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
We’re so back.
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
i’ve owned a car for over a decade and still don’t have a functioning mental model of what a given repair should cost $50? $500? $5000? idek
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
imagine a timeline where the usenet nerds had been memetically potent enough to hyperscale their egregores across all the fecund minds of AOL
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
the only way to educate newbies is to model the kind of behavior you want to see, kindly so they want to stay, and compellingly so they want to emulate all else is eternal september cope en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Sep…
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
life is just an endocrine resource management game
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
what’s changed around here in the last few months? we figure out how to keep the meme police out of the quokka simcluster or ?
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
we’re so back. gm skyline
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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 22/05/2023
kaczysnki. ephebophilia. sedevacantism. these are just some of the words you should not be able to spell correctly on the first try
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
not going to vibecamp, got a family health thing i need to deal with let the fomo commence
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
the timewar will not be televised
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
skeet to where the puck is going
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
anyone got a good book or longread about the arab slave trade?
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‏ deepfates @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com · 21/05/2023
gm
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
absolutely savage takedown of vaclav smil & degrowth in general www.thepsmiths.com/p/review-energy-…
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
might fuck around & learn basic chinese herbalism
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
we are all boomers on the eyes of the Lord
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Fred Scharmen @sevensixfive.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
It’s called we do a little trawling.
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
👋 hi, private equity expert here. they only behave this way when their assets are extremely distressed.
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
it’s weird that people think it’s a dunk to point out that prominent leftists are scions of vast fortunes always. have. been
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
i totally get how parents could wind up hiring an exorcist the suspicion that my kid is possessed by an evil spirit is real
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
skeet hoc ergo propter hoc
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
caught my first bsky block today felt good tbh
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
achievement unlocked: went to 5 hour work happy hour and didn’t drink any alcohol
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
ok i give up, who’s jimmy fallon?
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
woah now jack is on here doing microaggressions truly a blessed day
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
man engagement around here is through the floor huh where’d everybody go?
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
this week women in nyc are displaying their breasts in a way i can’t remember ever seeing before seems like an ill omen
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
we’re bringing vaping back
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
yoga straps are straight up game changing
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
the prostrate postrat prostate postulate
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
the prostrate postrat prostate postulate
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
what’s your worst opinion?
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tapir worf @tapirworf.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
“cringe is anything that lets other people see you more clearly than you see yourself”
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