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@himbodhisattva.bsky.social
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picking things up

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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm thankful for twitter
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
top 10 tweet
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
it is EGG NOG season and this Almost makes up for the gray and wet weather
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I think I'm ready to move up the pyramid now
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
how does this app cover expenses?
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
everyone get the guide?
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
done
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
I'm really curious what my ancestors would think of my diet I hope "wow that's a lot of meat and cheese"
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
ok, I'm back, what have the collective norms evolved into
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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 14/07/2023
*opens bluesky* *skyline is still swarmed with cops* *closes bluesky*
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
drinking cheladas because there's nothing more american than mexican beer
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
what's everyone drinking tonight?
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
oh yeah
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
today I will drink mediocre red wine and diet coke mixed together. this sounds horrific but is actually delicious
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
having kids and watching a three year old have an absolute, 11/10 intensity meltdown over misunderstanding things and not realizing they got their way, inconsolable for an hour has convinced me that feelings are retarded
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
shb, how did you so successfully switch careers into hard tech? stimulants, stubbornness, and insecurity
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
vermouth and olives tastes like spain
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
grilling without beer is like sex with a condom
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
posting here makes me sad because I miss what to me was the golden age of tpot, when it was called ingroup. too meta now, too much consensus. twitter is just as bad but with a different subset
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 22/04/2023
(drinking a martini, a glass of wine, and a beer) you know I'm something of a george thorogood myself
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mattparlmer @mattparlmer.bsky.social · 21/04/2023
Spring manic lfg
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 21/04/2023
this is the best lager by far
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 21/04/2023
light at the end of the tunnel, finally
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 15/04/2023
the sun finally came out today, and I swear to gd it was the best day of my life. all I did was work and take the kid to school, but in the sun and it was amazing
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
the 2 month old bursts into tears if you sing to him in a minor key
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
I'm wearing black because I'm jealously hording sunlight. no reflections for you I will keep it all thank you
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
have you guys had 2 martinis? it's great
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yung perf papi nba @aiight.bet · 13/04/2023
Have u ever nutted so hard that a year and a half later you’re watching baby shark at 6am with it
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 13/04/2023
having the third kid has made me so normie. I have nothing to post anymore. all I've got are variations on 'when will the fucking sun come out so I can drink beer and grill'
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
it's spring and love is in the air wait, that's not love, it's an atmospheric river get me tf out of here
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
if I double click the heart the number goes up by 2
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cozy luminous thing 💫 @rididelduol.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
that's not my mutual, that's my broskie
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
this app loading screen is the only blue sky I see
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
omgikes aren't stochastic retweets. someone post lewds so I can like them
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shb @himbodhisattva.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
I have learned my lesson and will not techpost here
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