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Max is really gunning for Verlander!

Max Scherzer pitching in the 8th inning!

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Myles Straw changing his walkup music to closing time. 😢

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September baseball, beautiful day, Dome open, I have great seats, Mad Max on the mound… can’t ask for much more today! A win would be nice, boys!

Max Scherzer and the Blue Jays take the field for the last time in 2026

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I have a lot of love for Springer and Scherzer, but I’m starting a prayer circle for my fave, Davis Schneider. Spent most of his season ping-ponging between the Bisons and the Jays. I hope it’s not the last we hear of Pink Pony Club at Rogers Centre!

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Little has had quite the turnaround this season!

Bateman seems to be the only player who wants to win today.

Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Justin Verlander: I want a final start and a few retirement celebrations with my family and my teammates wearing silly tshirts of my insta pics then everyone cries Max Scherzer: you will drag my lifeless body off the mound after I’ve bitten the manager & punched the pitching coach

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Nevermind 10, Max is so stubborn that I bet if he doesn’t get 11, he’ll be back next year.

Mad Max in the dugout looking absolutely feral. How many Ks does he need to pass Verlander? 11?

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Tickets have been sold! Thanks folks!

A post on bluesky from my account where I ask if anyone wants tickets to the last Jays game of the season.

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I think the list of the best tv is really bad in terms of comedies. Just wild that Party Down, What We Do In the Shadows and Righteous Gemstones are not on the list, and if I’m honest, I would include Happy Endings.

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Tanis Fowler @tanisfowler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man, I dunno. Schneider’s been swinging a hot bat. Might have left him in there even though there wasn’t the matchup.

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I conduct all my job interviews in a McDonald’s drive-thru where I get a single small black coffee while my interviewers clamour for Happy Meals.

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Tanis Fowler @tanisfowler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Tell corny jokes in the style of Norm Macdonald “roasting” Bob Saget while answering every question.

Tanis Fowler @tanisfowler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would really, really love it if I could stop producing mucus a solid week after I first felt symptoms of this cold.

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Mark Follman @markfollman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

NEWS: My new investigation uncovers the horrific ChatGPT history of the Tumbler Ridge school shooter. OpenAI’s chatbot fueled the shooter's violent fantasies and plans up to the day of the massacre. Chats about guns, timing of attacks, becoming infamous, and more. www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...

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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals

OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.

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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Guys, I highly recommend having your favourite baseball team mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. It’s like nothing can do anything to me. Who knows? Maybe I’ll touch a spider later.

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John Schneider saying “the haters said I. Millet do it and they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.

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Look, I don’t wanna suggest that this goes against John Schneider’s thing where he constantly switches guys out for pitching matchups, but when you let guys get at-bats, they will hit. If you pull them after one plate appearance, all their batting averages would be low.

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Really glad we can learn all these obscure baseball rules during Jays games this year. That’s really what it’s all about.

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Close second: Ernie’s real excitement at winning rock-paper-scissors against George for a box of Uncrustables.

I think I’ll miss you most of all, Rogers commercial that is exclusively about Davis Schneider’s moustache.

I see I have overestimated these chuckleheads.

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Eff off. You’re already winning.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23/09/2026

Jays, please, come on. Eliminate these other birds!

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I wrote about how Trump is treating presidential power like it's his own possession and using it to punish blue states — but also about how at least he's promised lots of cash for all of us. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...

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Tanis Fowler @tanisfowler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Last reskeet: I chuckled for a long time, only because I couldn’t yell at my loveable losers since they aren’t playing tonight because it’s fucking raining in Baltimore (Counting Crows, 1993) and now we gotta play a double header tomorrow.

Y - David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Look at where this dumb asshole bunts this. I mean come the fuck on dude. you have one job. ONE. and you bunt at a pitch at your eyes. No I can't take it all out on him but what the fuck is this matt.

Matt Shaw bunts at a pitch that would hit him in the collar if he were standing at the plate

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Tanis Fowler @tanisfowler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

lol. All these guys like Nolan and Eggers keep trying these One Weird Tricks as directors, and not to be all Sir Laurence Olivier about it, but: My dear boys, why don’t you try making a good movie? It’s so much easier!”

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Tanis Fowler @tanisfowler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I wish there was a point during a head cold where you could just go “OK, I GET IT!” And it ends. But no. It just moves to a different part of my head. Day 1: Sore throat. Day 2: Coughing. Day 3: Sinus pressure and sneezing. Like, fuck off already!

Tanis Fowler @tanisfowler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Call me when they invent a thing to skip the ads on streaming. New TIVO, or whatever.

Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026

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congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable

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Tanis Fowler @tanisfowler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

With a solid month left in the baseball season, I am NOT ready for this place to talk about my least favourite sports — football and hockey. Going to need the basketball nerds to show up and show out!

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Tanis Fowler @tanisfowler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This was a fun game to watch! Great outings for a bunch of young guys who are going to be at the centre of the team in the future.