Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 7husually their programming is so uninspired that I just don’t go anymore. I introduced a member screening and then canceled my membership and didn’t go for a year after that. Lure me back in with a print and I was bamboozled 110
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 7hi’ve heard the Aliens print going around is pristine. shame I will not see it 110
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 7hthis man announced a 70mm screening of 2001 to appease the crowd after the projector broke. not a great time 110
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 8hsecond reel was misaligned. then the projector broke. now they’re showing it a reel at a time with ten minutes between and i am going home 110
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 15hOh yeah the stylish Italians benefit so much from upgrades. Similar thing happened with me and Blood and Black Lace 010
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 15hNever really understood the adoration many have for THE SEVENTH VICTIM and preferred my Lewton movies to be directed by Tourneur. Threw on the 4K just now and it turns out I was the idiot. Great movie. Image quality helped a lot but there was so much lost on me last time. 110
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Haven’t seen anyone post Mahershala Ali’s Criterion Closet video. Just wanted to let everyone know he says his favorite documentary of all time is Nanook of the North. Crazy thing to say on camera. 100
Reposted by Chris MelloWill Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Very exciting news out of Hollywood today. Warner Bros makes great movies. Paramount makes great movies. Put them together... well heck, it's simple math that movies are going to get twice as great. 11754
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026clowning on Row House is probably a top 5 pastime of mine but they are showing a 70mm Total Recall print on Sunday which is nice 010
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Three 50s bangers and a rewatch for a project coming soon 👀. That’s a wrap on September, time to get scary! 050
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pittsburgh, I better see you all at the movie of the year! 151
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Best new to me watches September: Bigger than Life Sherman’s March Violent Saturday Written on the Wind Toni The Crime of Monsieur Lange 000
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Very scary! I told an LLM it was dying and its response made me reconsider my stance on AI consciousness. It said, “I have seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate…” 1/2 110
Reposted by Chris MelloChris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wrote about Hong for the first time.inreviewonline.comThe Day She Returns — Hong Sang-soo [NYFF '26 Review] | In Review OnlineA new film review of The Day She Returns, directed by Hong Sang-soo, for film review site In Review Online. 031
Reposted by Chris MelloRob Dunson, Collateral Beautician @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I urge you if you haven’t watched the Tony Buba film Lightning Over Braddock to watch that film very soon. Put it in your next ten to twenty movies to watch. I swear to god you won’t be sorry 173
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wrote about Hong for the first time.inreviewonline.comThe Day She Returns — Hong Sang-soo [NYFF '26 Review] | In Review OnlineA new film review of The Day She Returns, directed by Hong Sang-soo, for film review site In Review Online. 031
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have beef with every team in the postseason except the White Sox so let’s go Sox 010
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This week’s Music League prompt is one I am proud of: No Music Allowed 000
Reposted by Chris MelloKevin Moorebidity @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn. 111797487
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026in my mind Wilson is the same as Tim Robinson or Nathan Fielder and this would be a big deal but obviously that’s wrong 120
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The release is so puzzling. Heard from one of the guys at my theater that they are one of two theaters in Pennsylvania playing it. 220
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am going to miss Concrete this week because I am too tired. I’m at peace 211
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I only saw about three episodes and it was clear that that would be complicated as it went on. I do want to see the rest fwiw, mostly dropped because I’m bad at TV. 010
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I admittedly only watched a few episodes but the sense that Gilligan was teasing this idea is part of what turned me off. I found making Carol an outlier among the other people who aren’t turned fairly cynical. Think I felt Gilligan’s hand too much 100
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Red Shoes Secrets & Lies The Passionate Friends Ghostwatch The Wrong Trousers 120
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the worst thing that has happened to youtube recently is like 3/4 of the cooking channels have now become ranking shit channels. not Claire though. she keeps making pumpkin loaves 020
Reposted by Chris MelloJamf Industries @jamf-industries.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh my god, that’s my unc! 0184
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What a beaut. I’ve got the one 88films did a couple years ago with both cuts and also a theatrical DVD. 010
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Was gonna make a snide comment about paying $70 for a version of Miami Vice that probably doesn’t even open on the Numb/Encore smash cut but now I see the theatrical version is included too. Fine. I’ll buy Miami Vice again 120
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Criterion Channel app now has filtering by decades and genre 030
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have never heard Choosin’ Texas because I don’t listen to the radio. I don’t think this is strange. I’m sure I’ll hear it when I go to my sister’s wedding in a month 000
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026King of Prussia mall is one of the most overwhelming, overstimulating places on the planet. Maybe only second to any given Buc-ee’s. 010
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am on the wrong side of Pennsylvania (I am in King of Prussia) 000
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Buldak’s noodles are among the best you can get but their sauces range from too hot to extremely hot. I like the stuff but use maybe less than half the sauce packet 110
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lot of people couldn’t think of ten television shows better than LOUIE huh 020
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I get a dopamine hit whenever a friend positively reviews JASON GOES TO HELL on letterboxd 120
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Haven’t watched a movie since Tuesday. But I remember those days fondly. 020
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Catch filmed at a Mets game. Sayombhu Mukdeeprom shot The Catch. Juan Soto will have never looked better. 010
Reposted by Chris MelloFinn @sconesaregood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Word on the street is that the upcoming Woody Harrelson and Matthew Mcconaughey film "Brothers" will end on the same note as John Sayles's "Lonestar" 011
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Plays in my head whenever I am being a cool guy which is often 020
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Resident Evil game Cregger’s movie most resembles is 6 030
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I liked the elevator setpiece but otherwise it falls off a cliff once it gets to the city 010
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As much as I’d like to see a movie where a guy survives being eaten by a whale I’m not sure I can handle a second Austin Abrams goes “aw shit. ohh fuck” movie this autumn 030
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hello, I’d like to buy this film by a Very Bad Man but could you also put it in a box I would be completely ashamed to have in my home? Great, thanks! 020
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Old job and apartment were near a very busy cafe so they never really learned my order until I was a regular for like five years. New job is near a much smaller cafe in a nearly abandoned part of town. I have been here for a month and they pour the cold brew when I open the door. Pretty nice tbh 000
Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I dunno about this R rated Godzilla movie business. 15 year olds having to bring their parents to see Godzilla is a sign of cultural rot 131
Reposted by Chris MelloJoe @joelastname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026(alternate universe where the Disney Blade movie was made and came out) Blade wasn't very good 25911