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@tamesies.bsky.social
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dumbass clown dog smoking high-grade rawhide previously a jazz drummer. currently a music producer, an AV engineer, and a software engineer. tamesjaylor.bandcamp.com ^^ -ASD/ADHD/PTSD -fibro/hEDS/MCAS -she/it, 32, therian

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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
did you know? the sex pests running this site hate queer people so much, they killed the entire bluesky project to protect a pedophile doxxer? did you know that unjust and personal moderation actions are being blamed on the victims for being queer? whoaaaaaa! im going offline <3
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Lois Griffin saying this
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
*playing soccer* "pass it, jeff!!! im wide open"
cropped album art for Jeff Lorber's "Kickin' It"
it's a man showing a sole of his business shoes
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 11/05/2026
strike holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single strike
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i am losing weight like an idiot ? i need to buy new clothes??
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
im back and im gonna post worse than ever
iris wearing eye liner and lip stain. vibrant wrist hairties, a raccoon necklace, and paw earrings.
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
shoutout to @bsky.support specifically for suspending me you silly bitch
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
it's actually supremely easy to not ban your users for personal reasons! look, im doing it right now!!!
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
a social media site oppressing their way out of bad press is certainly a choice
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $275/$700 @garaktailor.com · 04/05/2026
Still not getting any calls about work. have put in 32 apps online since Monday. who knows how many of those jobs are real. Going to try to hit some places in person this week. I am down to my last $40 and having to put out the asks for May. V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 07/05/2026
holding up my oversized foam hand that says aaron rodericks #1 so they don't suspect me of treason or whatever
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
SLEEPY doggy
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
have y'all ever seen tsubasa hanekawa of illustrious monogatari fame have u SEEN her have u?
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"i will not misgender anybody i disagree with" *lists large groups of people to misgender* "'you people' can't read" *does trademark ableism* i think if you write eight replies to being called a bigot, seemingly without a shred of self-reflection, you might not be in the best state to make a point
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
u cannot tell she got 3.5hrs of sleep and worked all day instead of going to the ER
iris! gold necklace and blue lacey top. she's staring at the camera while in the car. there's not a lot of context to give, honestly, sry
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“i’ll intentionally misgender anyone i disagree with ” is straight up bigotry. this means you will treat gender as something you can revoke when you're offended. your ideology won't stay contained to one person. it's the superlative form of angrily calling a transgender woman "Sir" in her replies
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
is it normal to be able to wiggle your shoulder joint around a couple of inches in all directions sbould i go to the ER
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LustyTireFire (Erotic Thriller) @lustytirefire.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"a lot of my girlfriend's friends, they're alright. they're cool. but some of them, they ask me if I ever thought about becoming a woman. If the thought ever occured. And I don't know if I ever thought about that, but I have thought about making my life ridiculously difficult on purpose.
Mitch Hedberg
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Routine change
Comic about a puppy who's routine has changed. The puppy says; "My routine has changed unexpectedly but that's okay I'll adapt" while the second panel shows inside the puppy's mind with smaller puppies saying; "okay everyone let's freak out and trigger an immune response"
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
i need help. im profoundly disabled, living out of a rented car, doordashing to pay bills. my MCAS is going haywire because my environment isn't clean. the steroids aren't helping. sleeping here makes my hip/knee dislocate in the mornings. working does the same to my shoulder girdle and ankle. 1/3
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🏳️‍⚧️🎀🍬 @pinkmonstercan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
hey 👋🏾 new flyer for this month, huge thank you to every single one of you who shared / donated/ said any kind words 💕 y’all are beyond amazing! these are my links thought itd be good to include them in the post as well. sending lovee PayPal.me/zlewwis99 Venmo @sashanight23 goal: $600 by May 1st
white wall with warm sunlight over it 
and a bunch of flowers casting a shadow. white text: hey 👋🏾 happy spring! 
my name is zee. im a black trans woman living with a disability. im employed but my paycheck is far from enough to cover my daily costs and debt. i know a lot of us are struggling these days, but any little donation or share helps. sending love 💕 
PayPal.me/zlewwis99
Venmo @sashanight23
goal: $600 by May 1st
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
disturbing posts prey on hypervigilant people. social media tries to keep your cortisol maxed out, because it compels you to engage with the platform. unfortunately, idk how we fix this one? do we go back to myspace
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
good morning 🫠 i woke up covered in hives !? it's gonna be a fun doordash shift
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i just wanna make it out okay
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
everyone needs so much financial aid right now. i dont wanna take help away from someone that needs it more
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
without downloading anything new, where r u at mentally
Text on an orange bg, with a badly photoshopped larry the cucumber smiling.

"Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days.
Look! The wages you failed to pay your workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The fries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on Earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter." 
James 5:1-5
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
almost two weeks with shaky hands and slipping joints and stomach problems .i can't keep doing this
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i only wanna get bottom surgery if i can get a cloaca
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Celestia @junipermoonlight.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
it's my birthday week and taxes have really put a dent in my bank account so if anyone wants to give me a little bday gift to help me stay afloat this month it would help me tremendously <3 I love you!! I need about $500 for next months rent but anything helps!! Cashapp: $cactusgr PayPal: ask
Celestia in a floral sundress
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
judgment 😭
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I've been thinking about this shit daily, rent free,for four years straight youtu.be/8KE7KMGjF-k
youtu.be
Actor Michael Rapaport gets hit by snowball while live streaming
YouTube video by The Freakout Central
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i can stop doing it any time i want
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i remember this Fallout DLC having a shorter, catchier name
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
no more posts baby
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
they should invent an Iris that has a functioning skeleton
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
nintendo gametube
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
kinda nuts to me that they made titanfall 2 and the game industry went "you're right, this is the coolest thing ever, we will never do this again"
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
a very interesting angle is "i went to the bootlicking convention, to bootlick, and no one feels sorry for me 🥺🥺"
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
wifemaxxing my website by claudemogging ai haters for my wife this is a good way to run a social media account
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
im mega sleepy but that will not stop me from posting badly
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
why in sam hill am i not on an anti AI blocklist already? what am i doing wrong? am i not active enough? am i punching down? whats my malfunction here
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
im pretty disappointed that i didnt make it onto whatever blocklist Why is using
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
im at the end of my rope but im making smouldering vogue faces at the abyss
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm going to remove myself from this world instead it's made to kill me so I'll give it what it wants
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i keep getting this video on my home feed
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
i hope hrt will turn my good tits into great tits
iris wearing a black tanktop and a raccoon necklace
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
its ur local stupid girl trying and failing to look masc
iris wearing a black tank top and raybans
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milf-life crisis @tamesies.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
snend me money so i can eat an entire litle caesars pizza at 9am
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