Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 01/10/2026(almost inaudibly) diet soda has been around for more than twenty years 010
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 28/09/2026They’re calling it the greatest family annihilation of all time. 091
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 26/09/2026Similar to the HBO show “DTF St. Louis”—let’s just pop open the ol’ Wikipedia and Chicago you say? 010
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 25/09/2026Never should have shown his partner that picture of the boat he was going to buy. 000
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 24/09/2026That same Brooklynite cinephile, buying a ticket to the new Mahershala Ali movie: “one for Ya Muddah Ya Muddah Ya Muddah.” 010
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/09/2026I hate the phrase “if ya nasty”—I’m not: I’m gentle and polite and I want dessert too. 010
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/09/2026Is this question actually “does anyone want a ya-Sattra lore compendium”? Because… yes. 1110
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 17/09/2026Everyone’s all “Inner Eastside for All” until they see what it entails. 1222
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 06/09/2026Genuinely: that explains all the butt cheeks I saw downtown today. 110
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 03/09/2026Portland is turning me into an absolutely frothing permitting libertarian—so many promising ideas are getting smothered in the crib. 070
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 23/08/2026Mine approximately daily: “want listen to ‘It’s Oh So Quiet’ by Björk” 020
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 16/08/2026I am asking for forgiveness for saying something rather than permission to say something. 021
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 14/08/2026“Good news, bad news” situation: the good news is that you’ve realized that engagement-farming hucksters are pickling your brain. The bad news… 000
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 13/08/2026God I think about this constantly—they claim to hate us, but their desperate need for our approval reveals that it’s actually envy. 010
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 10/08/2026(Also, it’s a bike ride, there’s going to be as many cranks as there are riders hee hee hoo hoo ho ho ho) 041
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 10/08/2026I was waiting for the Omnicause Nexus Event of Lloyd Center being linked to Gaza, and it was a failure of imagination on my part to not suspect that a naked bike ride would claim that particular innovation. 111
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 09/08/2026I have felt very little about Lloyd Center this whole time, but I felt this. My daughter is almost exactly as old as Joby was in the first Zamboni video, and I don’t care about the places that marked my childhood (they’re all hundreds of miles away and might not exist), so now I care about hers. 030
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 31/07/2026I do not get anything from the Blazers that I could not get from the Pickles, fucking try me. 191
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/07/2026Subbing in “the stock market” as a straw man really does give the whole game away. 0190
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 07/07/2026["Age of Capricorn" by Boards of Canada voice] U S A M A; M double-A U S. You... uh... P, E N I...S. Um... pe— 010
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 06/07/2026This election in particular, a clipboard might as well be a dunce cap. 000
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 06/07/2026That was the cover of The Who Sell Out; their porno is way worse. 1120
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 04/07/2026I heard a car horn going for longer than for traffic reasons and I came here to Check. 0132
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 29/06/2026Me when I’m watching a guy’s date order apple juice as an entree. 000
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 26/06/2026Between this and Dundon “threatening” to move the team to Kalamazoo, I think we’re just about done here. 010
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 11/06/2026[menacingly] today is where your book begins; the rest is still unwritten 000
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 29/05/2026There are people who buy a TV for the Superbowl, and then there’s me, who bought headphones for the new Boards of Canada album. 000
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/05/2026Saw a guy wearing a bowler hat riding a scooter down Alberta; stockpile canned goods. 000
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/05/2026Just saw someone riding a tall bike down Alberta; sell everything and withdraw all your cash, there’s a recession coming. 100
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/05/2026Adrian Brown officiated my (and my wife’s) courthouse wedding, and she did great at that—no inappropriate comments, no weird power trips. If Multnomah County spins up a circuit just for weddings, she has my vote. 020
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/05/2026Tom Dundon heard people calling the Blazers a poverty franchise and thought “eureka!” 000
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 13/05/2026This gestures at a full BoC marching band field show, which I now desperately need. 030
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 06/05/2026I trained an AI on 1.2 million Fesshole posts and this is what it came up with. 0380
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 30/04/2026Everyone’s back is behind them, that’s where it’s supposed to be. 000
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 11/04/2026Dear Blazers, Please teach the loathèd Clippers the true meaning of pain. Thank you, Dean 000
Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 05/04/2026Point of order: he resigned that job over ethical concerns. 151
