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Dan “Tim” Bangle

@tambl.ing
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“He’s only the size of a pencil, and he eats ants.” –David Attenborough

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/09/2026
Do I have to do everything myself around here?
No results found for "alaska hawaiian mascots t4t rule 34".
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/09/2026
We have already had and resolved this debate.
An Obama-style poster of “Master Debater” with the text “BOTH”
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 18/09/2026
Hey. Cut that out.
Ta-Dah (20th Anniversary Edition)
Scissor Sisters
Upcoming Album • Lossless
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 03/09/2026
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 01/08/2026
“Whaddya call that act?” “England!”
Subject: pederastic and sado-masochistic sexuality in a boys’ school; genre: comedy.
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 26/04/2026
Okay credit where credit’s due
Two news headlines: “expect the unexpected for Trump’s first White House Correspondent’s Dinner,” and “Trump evacuated from White House press dinner”
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/02/2026
“What can ya do?” — Anti-Buddha
The “two sides of the bus” meme, where the left side says “desire is the root of suffering” and the right side says “suffering is the price of desire.”
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/01/2026
POV: I have invited you to “La Casa”
A Wayfair ad on Instagram, featuring:
- A sex chair
- A Lightning McQueen bed
- A record shelf
- A CD bookcase
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 15/01/2026
Let’s all sit down for a “shutting the fuck up and not shooting yourself in the dick” lesson from… a Brit.
András Forgács W
@andraswf.bsky.social

i don't think we need to hear from americans for the following twelve months

they've done enough
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 12/11/2025
Norm Macdonald saying “I thought it was the raping.”
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 04/11/2025
Alright folks, enough dicking around.
Two tweets from @DeanTambling on Twitter:

At this point, I think our climate's best hope is Millennials' learned helplessness dying with Dick Cheney.

No, Connor, you're not going to die in a climate disaster, and once the flags go back up to full staff, you'd better start acting like it.
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/10/2025
ME: Hey Quebecois Office Supply Hulk Hogan, are your wares legit? QUEBECOIS OFFICE SUPPLY HULK HOGAN:
Encre et toner authentiques, brother
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 30/09/2025
The meme of Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton pointint
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/09/2025
The same Mr. Business that was at Pets on Broadway a little over a month ago? Glad to see him land on his feet (as cats often do)!
A toddler reaching through a wire cage at an orange and white tabby cat
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 22/05/2025
Done and done, what else you got
A link to a chess lesson labeled “How to Mate With a Queen”
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/04/2025
A spoof of the “We Should All Know Less About Each Other” headline that says “Other Countries Should Know Less About American Politics”
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 03/02/2025
Donald Trump with a speech bubble cut off at the bottom of the frame
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 09/11/2024
Do you have a link to a news story about this? I was looking for some corroboration, and all I could find indicated his strong support, including this snippet from The Oregonian (dated today):
Wilson supports Portland Street Response as a preferred alternative to police for enforcing the city’s camping bans. He has said he will “super-charge” the program and push to fully fund it.
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 17/09/2024
Continuing my "join a social network insanely early, never post, have a hundred or so followers by the time the new one rolls around" streak.
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 05/09/2024
Belinda says “hello, cousin!”
Brown tabby cat with white patches
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 16/05/2024
“You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice? A fucking shrimp? You must think I’m a fucking moron—how dare you? A fucking shrimp.”
Ben Kingsley as Don Logan in Sexy Beast
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 15/04/2024
En fait oui monsieur
GDP per capita: France, 40,886.25 USD; Germany, 48,717.99 USD; United States, 76,329 USD.
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 14/02/2024
???
Following reports that the CDC was considering easing Covid isolation restrictions — including guidelines that people can leave their homes after being fever-free for 24 hours — the agency refused to confirm that such plans were in the works. The potential change was first reported by The Washington Post.
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 03/01/2024
Making a line-for-line, shot-for-shot remake of American Psycho, but Zoomer Patrick Bateman wears this during his skin care regimen:
A black elastic headband with cat ears
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 05/12/2023
A gas station in Minecraft
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 10/11/2023
Oh cool my billing information finally arrived
A screenshot of an email with no subject and an attachment called “BILLING INFORMATION.jpg,” from a sender called “jack hitler.”
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 05/11/2023
[Jay-Z verse in “Monster” voice]
An engraved plaque on the side of a building, reading:

Homer
Virgil
Horace
Dante
Chaucer
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 05/07/2023
nw the canonical July 4th movie
A TV displaying the title card for the 2006 movie Southland Tales
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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 03/07/2023
Who wants to Zelle me $200?
The product page for a retractable banner featuring Ally Bank’s slogan “digitally, financially, personally,” priced at $200.
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