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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 25/09/2026

Never should have shown his partner that picture of the boat he was going to buy.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/09/2026

Do I have to do everything myself around here?

No results found for "alaska hawaiian mascots t4t rule 34".

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/09/2026

I hate the phrase “if ya nasty”—I’m not: I’m gentle and polite and I want dessert too.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 12/08/2026

They’re right and they should say it.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 31/07/2026

I do not get anything from the Blazers that I could not get from the Pickles, fucking try me.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 07/07/2026

["Age of Capricorn" by Boards of Canada voice] U S A M A; M double-A U S. You... uh... P, E N I...S. Um... pe—

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 29/06/2026

Me when I’m watching a guy’s date order apple juice as an entree.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 26/06/2026

Between this and Dundon “threatening” to move the team to Kalamazoo, I think we’re just about done here.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 11/06/2026

[menacingly] today is where your book begins; the rest is still unwritten

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 29/05/2026

There are people who buy a TV for the Superbowl, and then there’s me, who bought headphones for the new Boards of Canada album.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/05/2026

Just saw someone riding a tall bike down Alberta; sell everything and withdraw all your cash, there’s a recession coming.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/05/2026

Adrian Brown officiated my (and my wife’s) courthouse wedding, and she did great at that—no inappropriate comments, no weird power trips. If Multnomah County spins up a circuit just for weddings, she has my vote.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/05/2026

Tom Dundon heard people calling the Blazers a poverty franchise and thought “eureka!”

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 30/04/2026

Everyone’s back is behind them, that’s where it’s supposed to be.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 26/04/2026

Okay credit where credit’s due

Two news headlines: “expect the unexpected for Trump’s first White House Correspondent’s Dinner,” and “Trump evacuated from White House press dinner”

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 16/04/2026

we fuckin to Geogaddi tonight

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 11/04/2026

Dear Blazers, Please teach the loathèd Clippers the true meaning of pain. Thank you, Dean

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 06/04/2026

You are at the CLUB. I am at the BANK. We are ALL ONE.

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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

the middle class will be taxed. you will pay the transit fares. shoplifting is bad. you will live as a civilized person in a mutually co-operative society or you can live in the woods like the animal you are.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 10/03/2026

I’m so obsessed with the new Gorillaz album that it is making me confused about what year it is and how old I am (because I last felt this way about Plastic Beach… sixteen years ago).

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/02/2026

“What can ya do?” — Anti-Buddha

The “two sides of the bus” meme, where the left side says “desire is the root of suffering” and the right side says “suffering is the price of desire.”

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 04/02/2026

Horse Parliament unanimously votes down its 1,034th straight bill.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/01/2026

POV: I have invited you to “La Casa”

A Wayfair ad on Instagram, featuring:
- A sex chair
- A Lightning McQueen bed
- A record shelf
- A CD bookcase

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 15/01/2026

Let’s all sit down for a “shutting the fuck up and not shooting yourself in the dick” lesson from… a Brit.

András Forgács W
@andraswf.bsky.social

i don't think we need to hear from americans for the following twelve months

they've done enough

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 11/01/2026

Guy with a thick Brooklyn accent buying a ticket to Jim Jarmusch’s latest movie: “one for Faddah Muddah Sistah Bruddah.”

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 08/01/2026

Since becoming a parent, my utility function has become embarrassingly simple: fewer crying children. I don’t know what ICE’s function is at this point other than making children cry.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 01/01/2026

I count down to the first of every month, but I admire your restraint.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 29/12/2025

Inventing Mithrandir, an app that lets you dispatch an old man with a beard and a stick to beat the shit out of these guys.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/11/2025

In the two hours between when this post was made and when I quoted it, human drivers killed approximately 275 people.

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope. Yes, THAT Pope.

The logic of algorithms tends to repeat what “works,” but art opens up what is possible. Not everything has to be immediate or predictable. Defend slowness when it serves a purpose, silence when it speaks and difference when evocative. Beauty is not just a means of escape; it is above all an invocation. When cinema is authentic, it does not merely console, but challenges. It articulates the questions that dwell within us, and sometimes, even provokes tears that we did not know we needed to express.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

i am willing to negotiate on "prison" :)

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 04/11/2025

Alright folks, enough dicking around.

Two tweets from @DeanTambling on Twitter:

At this point, I think our climate's best hope is Millennials' learned helplessness dying with Dick Cheney.

No, Connor, you're not going to die in a climate disaster, and once the flags go back up to full staff, you'd better start acting like it.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 21/10/2025

I am experiencing the Fourier transform of “jesus christ lmao” into “jesus christ” and “lmao.”

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/10/2025

ME: Hey Quebecois Office Supply Hulk Hogan, are your wares legit? QUEBECOIS OFFICE SUPPLY HULK HOGAN:

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 05/10/2025

If there’s one thing that will win the hearts and minds of Portlanders, it’s a sudden influx of Californians.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 01/10/2025

this is basically portland's version of a haka

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 31/08/2025

Lot of ruined souls in the replies to this one.

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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

imagining trimet doing a limited run of HOP cards with designs from local artists but then the artists are mike bennett, portland gear, and blcksmth

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 22/05/2025

Done and done, what else you got

A link to a chess lesson labeled “How to Mate With a Queen”

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 05/02/2025

The Execution of the Doge, by Delacroix, 1825. He was beheaded for attempting a coup d'etat. Apropos of, you know, absolutely nothing at all.

Delacroix's dramatic oil shows the aftermath of the beheading of Doge Marino Faliero on the famous staircase in the Ducal Palace in Venice.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 20/02/2025

This is fan-made, which supports one of my most ardently-held beliefs: Nolan fans are generally morons.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 03/02/2025

Noun McNounface is a very strong signal to me of a weak and attenuated soul.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 12/01/2025

This need on the part of anti-capitalists for every facet of every crisis to fractally reenact the plot of Chinatown is going to lead to some dark places very soon.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 24/12/2024

This cast is so bad that I thought DisbussingFilm had made its way here.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 15/12/2024

My most desired safety feature for LLMs is if you say “one word answer” too many times, they just start replying with photos of executions of Nazi war criminals and the “🤨” emoji.

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Dan “Tim” Bangle @tambl.ing · 07/11/2024

Yeah man we’d really be cooked without you brave truth-tellers saying it like it is.

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