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@talorast.bsky.social
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 16h
I am approaching Buenört.
A bottle of Skatter Brain Dark Cherry Vanilla Whiskey, a small mason jar of Sugarlands Butter Pecan Sippin Cream, and a small bottle of Jeppson's Malört
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I broadly agree. It's like substituting things in a recipe. You can absolutely do it and if it results in food to your tastes, that rules! But if you do that and then say the recipe sucked I'm not going to take you very seriously.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This rules, thanks for sharing!
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's my birthday today! As per bluesky tradition, may I ask for your attention and reblogs?
Painting of a black cat looking inquisitively at a bright red crab on a beach covered with tide poolsa drawing of a decorative guillotine painted with folk art inspired floral motifs with a bow at the top holding the blade and two babushcats framing it on the sidesa white and blue ceramic dish shaped like a loafing cat, with others like it in the backgrounda holographic sticker depicting a fluffy black cat with sparkly eyes
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post a meme made by you.
Dante from the series Devil May Cry but he's French and standing in front of the Eiffel Tower and there is a sticker that says With Dante from the series Devil May Cry but in French
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The speed with which I would enter this establishment, my god.
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Everyone can be a goblin and goblins are for every person who chooses to be goblin.
drawings of lots of different goblins with the text goblins are varied all goblins are equal
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
HE BREEDS
A sketch of The Burgered King, an abominable cross between The Burger King, a Whopper, and an Elden Ring boss.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
1 for plague reasons but 2 looks cheeky and roguish in a way i quite like.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I finally caved and went to a VPN. Fuck any state that sacrifices digital freedom for policies that don't protect anybody.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just happened to me too. I wasn't a VPN guy but guess I am now.
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026
i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream
a rough sketch of a wizard holding his hat and staff, with impact text reading I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH YOU, FRIEND / BUT THIS TALK IS TEDIOUS AND I WISH IT CEASE
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“Lot went outside with his de-sexing stick and waved it around most unsexily”
Lot from the Professor Brothers Sodom and Gomorrah short holding his desexing stickLot waving his desexing stick most unsexily
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is NOT what the FIFA World Cup is about. The FIFA World Cup is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Injecting this hour of bug music directly into my veins
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Something tells me I shouldn't follow that QR code...
The back of a mobile pet grooming van with a QR code that reads "Scam me"
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm so glad this hit my feed because I've been waiting years for a way to enjoy this game and its OST again and now I'm at work listening to Legendary Theme Acoustic Version and in this little bubble, everything is pretty okay.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I was so blindsided by this game being playable again fans of peak really are eating today.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Absolutely brilliant composition! Thank you for sharing!
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The fella
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'd remember terror of the magnitude I felt getting Blåhaj
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I am very pleased with this part of my trip in particular
Meatball date with Blåhaj
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I told @salgarious.bsky.social I was going for the first time and he insists I went with him and some other friends back in the day. This is the second time my friends have hallucinated me into a thing I certainly did not do.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Went to IKEA for the first time today.
A photo collage of (top left to bottom right) a very unfortunate looking IKEA plush fox, a meatball date I went on with Blåhaj, whatever the Swedes think we do in Texas‌, Willem Defoe stricken by fear looking to the heavens, moon animals(?) that are lights and stuff, and the IKEA kallax.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Good I aspire to look like this all the time.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Absolutely amazing art. Thanks for sharing!
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
God her new design is so good and this style captures it perfectly. Thanks for sharing!
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The polite cat meme inserted into whatever is goin on with Starfox
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
*cat unplugs the PS5* PS5: You UNPLUG PS5? You unplug his power cord like the toaster? oh! oh! jail for HonkDaddy69! jail for HonkDaddy69 for One Thousand Years!!!!
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I love that Burger King in general has unsettling vibes. They should lean in harder.
A sketch of The Burgered King. He is the Burger King's face on a shambling FromSoft styled horror.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
These are absolutely incredible.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I passed the stacks for the paper mill next door every Sunday for 17 years and looking at street view now it looks like it's been demolished. Always wanted to go in there but never wound up doing it. Those photos are dope as hell.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Gentlemons*
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A pal thought my Tomodachi Life Astarion was Colonel Sanders so I guess the brain worms win this round.
A sketch of Astarion as Colonel Sanders
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I love your ferrets so much; thank you for sharing! I aspire to put a quarter so much personality into anything I draw as you put into each of the expressions!
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
These are 3 of my all-time favorite factions. Absolutely legendary sets. Thanks for sharing!
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That and a Space Police Galactic Mediator would be my big picks for sets to revisit, not that Space is underserved at the moment
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is rad as hell and I didn't expect to learn actual things off the back of a CyberSmith post.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Tom Yum soup is my go to despite really not liking mushrooms in any other capacity
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Feve @brizunzies.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Raffle time! Win one of my wiggle icons :3 To enter Follow Me! Repost! Comment your favorite comfort food :3 Winner will be picked at the end of the month! (Or commission one here) artistree.io/feve
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I have a big backstock of stuff I pick up on sale for that reason but god the raised baseplates really do add to the beauty of 90s sets.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Maintenance Worker By Choice Cat By The Grace Of God
A photo of a bag of Kirkland cat food labeled "MAINTENANCE CAT"A sketch of a cat working in maintenance
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Your real mistake was being smart enough to know what an ai proficiency course should look like instead of stupid enough to design an ai proficiency course.
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I just started Tom's Crossing having no idea what to expect and now 50 pages in the writing at the line level is some of the best I've ever read and my expectation is that this book is gonna fuckin hurt. #booksky
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blueminder @ohnoim.online · 31/03/2026
Metal Gear Solid Codec screen with Colonel Campbell on the left and Solid Snake on the right. Transcript reads:

"You are operating UNDERCOVER in a PUBLIC/OPEN-SOURCE repository.

Do not blow your cover."
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
More things from the last week or so. Found a new park and there's been a lot of really cool critters and plants there. Way more than I expected for it being kind of in the middle of our city.
6 hot air balloons over a lightly wooded plainA wildflower - possibly a globe mallow?A squirrel on a very narrow branch reaching for a nearby branch to eatA pink evening primrose blooming in front of a small painted stick raft with a flag that says "You matter"
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Talorast @talorast.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I've had a real good week and I'm once again pissed to say that touching grass and drinking water were key contributors but I am gonna try to post pictures every day again until I run out off cool stuff to show the internet.
A great blue heron in front of a lakeA squirrel holding some foodSome mushrooms growing in a decaying logA vulture soaring just over the top of the thin canopy
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