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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 13h

Ahh, knew I'd seen that asshole Harris somewhere before.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Her hair is too long and makes her head look tiny* *I was raised in a hair salon, under the appointment desk, really

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You can just shotgun a can of supermarket pie filling. No one can stop you

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Turns out they make Heelys in my size, too. I could pretend to take up curling or be a menace in the frozen foods aisle or perform Swan Lake outside a larger motor vehicles agency. Sky's the limit, really

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm rooting for you. At least the rain stopped, yes?

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm sorry to hear that. I remembered that he helped you last winter, I think.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Things may have gotten a little out of hand when you have to wet swiffer the kitchen floor twice

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I like thinking about the image I'm sending out. What is it? What do I see? Thinking like this made me appreciate how painters create the paintings we study and love.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Fuck off. I said what I said. Stop calling them conservatives and start calling them what they are: Nazis.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Today's rainy day art projects: oatmeal dinner rolls and a condiment the Ball Book rather catilly calls Golden Gossip Chutney

In the foreground, a ring of dinner rolls flecked with oatmeal cool on a rack; in the background, a staggered group of filled 8 ounce Ball jars cool on a kitchen towel.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Phone the Time Team. It might be Roman.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

David Brooks is the white moderate Dr. King warned about

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

How's your monsoon going? I am insufficiently cozy

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Socks help when the problem is your feet are cold but not when you have cold feet

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Thank you for the lovely story, so well told.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I saw this band in '02 when it had three bass players

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You suck at nothing. You can do anything you set your mind to. When I tell people about you, that's the first thing I say.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Yesterday's art project: roasted peppers in red wine vinegar

Two 12 ounce jars of roasted pepper. They look like the album cover of the latest folk music duo.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

So grocery store produce bags with heels were out of the question

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Plus: the voice of the questioner tells you about his punchable face, does it not?

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Today's art project: for the freezer, compound butter with lime zest and juice, and herbs from my garden

In the foreground, a large mixing bowl contains butter, lime juice and chopped herbs. In the background, wax paper is laid out on a counter with a bench scraper, two logs of compound butter wrapped in wax paper and sealed with labels.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Not yet, but when someone finds out I have the recipe box I better have handy an especially sharp pocket knife.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Lovey, it's a whole thing. I don't fully understand what happened yet.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In a wildly improbable turn of events my mother's recipe box appeared at my house without my seeking a court order

An awkward wooden box is filled to bursting with two rows of handwritten, pre-printed and magazine recipes. The papers at the top are in my mother's handwriting.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

People who don't understand their parents are on the regime's list are a real menace.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A real artist could embroider that on a hanky.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This morning's art project: Black Forest preserves. Chocolate and cherries, can't go wrong

Very hot, very wet 4 ounce Ball jars cool and dry on a Christmas kitchen towel that has seen better days. They look slightly sinister.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Were you struck by the urge to rollerblade all the way down? I wouldn't, but I think about it.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Turns out a sharp vegetable peeler can change your whole mind about that making dinner thing.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

None of this will work unless we prosecute every last fascist. While I appreciate your ideas, now is the time for principled, aggressive opposition to the regime.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Most coworkers were new to email. Yes, there was a time.

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