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Mr. Talleyman

@talleyman77.bsky.social
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BILL: So-crates - "The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing". TED: That's us, dude.

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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 6h
Sweaty ball sack!
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
REPUBLICAN VOTER: I don’t like murderers, but I also don’t like women. And Victor Marx victoriously whooped his wife’s ass! Decisions makin’ me angry!
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Can Crush
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😂
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Zombie Kid Says 'I Like Turtles'
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Paxton just imagining his debate against Talarico…
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Pooped Pooped Myself
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here are the details: literally any time, any place, any network.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hang it in the Louvre.
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Please tell me you did the Tim Allen grunt after saying that!🙏
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They wanted to head out early so they didn’t get stuck in traffic on their way out… then realized… there wasn’t gonna be any traffic regardless when they left!
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jesus! Is blonde hair the new white hoods now?
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
TIME TRAVELER (to 1st Century Christians): What if I was to tell you, 2,000 years from now, that your religion will execute people for entertainment? But it’ll be a denomination of light-skin Christians. 1st Century Christian: Que? (Note: 1st Century Christians speak Spanish)
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2026
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Give him a pair of glasses… wait.. is that resting Dahmer face?🤨 oh shit! He CrAzY!
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
PHOTOGRAPHER: Yes! Yes! Ok, Mike! Now give me a face that says “I’m a tool!” Perfect! Perfect! Love it!
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That old, hm? Then show us a “proof of life” pic with him gingerly holding today’s newspaper…
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Speaking of which, was that Hegseth’s voice in the beginning of that White Zombie song, “More Human Than Human”?
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t forget! His original family name is Drumpf!
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HEGSETH (the next day): So, I was watching Running Man, with mah bros of course, and thought of the most awesomest idea!
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NEW: As Colorado’s Tina Peters reportedly meets with President Trump to discuss an election “plan,” her attorney says the plan involves seizing ballots nationwide and discusses strategy for a potential civil war
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 08/10/2026
Gov. Shapiro: "This administration made outrageous claims that there were thousands and thousands of ineligible voters. We asked them for the information. We asked them to show us the facts. And, of course, they didn't."
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow! I just won 15 houses on Scanduel! 😃 But now my wife left me on biblical grounds.☹️
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NEW AD: Introducing SCANDUEL! The only betting app where you can parlay Ken Paxton’s scandals — and get paid! Here’s a tip: Always bet that he did the thing. 💰
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ROCK SALT SUZIE: SaAaAAlLt ForR EvVerRyOnNe!
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H3h3 Seizure
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Look what I got you Maine.” — “Rock Salt Suzie”
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jim Bakker, the TV preacher brought down by sex and financial scandals, has died at 86. He and his then-wife, Tammy Faye Bakker, built a televangelism empire that ended in a spectacular collapse of greed, scandal, and excess.
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey! Robert Kraft! You fucking perverted piece of shit….😂
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Go To The Shame Corner
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The FBI director is reportedly taking orders from Stephen Miller.
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Keystone Kash Busted Admitting He’s Trump Goon’s Errand Boy
The FBI director is reportedly taking marching orders from Stephen Miller.
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Could it be he’s only 3 feet tall standing on a child’s shoulders?🤔
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh! Right! Well then! In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by- DUN! DUN!
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unless these Cornell d-bags have the Supreme Court in their pocket, they better get used to this bad-ass woman’s face during their trial!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
John Kennedy before he adopted his Foghorn Leghorn MAGA character.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 02/10/2026
"I got my hands on a draft of the script, and I’ll say this: I don’t think this movie will be any more of a hit than Shapiro’s last effort."
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The Daily Wire Is Quietly Shooting a Pro-ICE Movie. We Got the Script.
Locals aren’t happy about the film’s take on the ICE shooting of Renée Good.
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let the record show that South Park devoted an entire song making fun of this f***ing Douche…
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx was mentioned only once at Democratic nominee Phil Weiser’s town hall on 9NEWS. Weiser claimed Marx made a comment appearing to blame women for the domestic violence they suffer. We found the tape. Marx said it in 2014.
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also, Trump keeps misspelling his own name! For some reason, he keeps scribbling “AnnnAnnnnnA”… literally! Those are the letters this dipshit keeps writing down like a fucking brain-fried mental patient!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026
Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coming from Knoxville… I can tell you the bears from Gatlinburg have a creed…
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Thug Life: I Didn't Choose It, It Chose Me
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/09/2026
Billionaire media will never defeat fascism
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Damn The Networks For Caving To Donald
Picket crossing traitors.
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Liz Ahern 🌈🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️☮️ @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Abbott is not only contributing to the deaths of pregnant women, he’s hiding maternal death data. Texans who think women should live will vote for a new governor. #GinaForTexas #AbbottFailsTexas
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TRUMP to MARIA:
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Edouard Roger Vasselin Fabrice Martin
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sadly, a year later, Atreyu journeyed along with his trusted horse, Artax, on once was known as… the America Blue Reflecting Pool.
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Horse Come On: Never Ending Story
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the words of this dumb ass piece of shit…
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George W. Bush's 'Fool Me Once' Quote
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GEORGE W: Oh no! They discovered my…
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Will Ferrell's Strategery Action Plan
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good luck, bitch!
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Judge Cannon contemplates on how to protect Trump without looking like she’s in the “mafia” presidency…
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Little Girl Freaks Out During Flu Shot
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 26/09/2026
MAGA judge Aileen Cannon caught in a 'trickbox' of her own making: analyst
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MAGA judge Aileen Cannon caught in a 'trickbox' of her own making: analyst
President Donald Trump's "grand conspiracy" case against everyone who has prosecuted him in the past took a twist this week, as officials involved in the Mar-a-Lago classified documents case sought clarification from Aileen Cannon, the far-right Trump-appointed district judge who ordered all finding...
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FLAT EARTH SOCIETY: Flat circle! Yeah! Flat circle! HahahaHAhAhAhahaAHA…
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Vince McMahon's Iconic Reaction
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Late Night with Seth Meyers @latenightseth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seth takes #ACloserLook at Trump's ban on media outlets being overturned by a judge youtu.be/BqHJisgxu_g?...
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Trump Rolls Out Red Carpet for Xi, Byron Donalds' Trump Erasure, Media Ban Overturned: A Closer Look
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Soooo… U Kyaw Moe Tun to Trump: (wink) Trump to U Kyaw Moe Tun: (wink wink) Now the two of them made $500 billion or something?
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Mr. Talleyman @talleyman77.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TRUMP to HAIRDRESSER: Gimme… I don’t know… let’s try… an old lesbian look.
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