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Chris

@tailoredchris.bsky.social
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What a season!!
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
DJ Khaled’s gonna hate SINNERS, but Junior Soprano would absolutely love it
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 16/04/2025
getting a bit tiring to think "ah yay, the worst people you know are having a great day" several times a week, every single week
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Throwing my Oscar predictions into the ring. Having watched the incredibly STINKY Emilia Perez today, all I want is for that film to not win anything, but it SUUUUUCKS
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
We sure are looking forward to more Kathryn Hunter
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick absolutely smoked that.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
#TheTraitors I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?
Marge Simpson responds to Homer: It's an ending. That's enough.
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
What’s Up Doc? just floored me. What a treat
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I don’t think this series of The Traitors has really hit the chaotic highs of last series, but boy is it fun watching a lot of very silly people do very silly things because they think they’re being smart
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Chris Hewitt @chrishewitt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
As ever.
A still from Green Room in which Callum Turner sings ‘Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks fuck off!’
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
LEGEND truly has the juice. He’s maybe the Gladiator GOAT. No-one’s doing it like him
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Don’t think I’ve been this affected by a death of someone I didn’t know since the one-two punch of Bowie and Prince. Seeing Mulholland Drive for the first time was a formative cinematic experience for me. And then the more I dug into and unpacked his work, the more I fell in love
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Here’s my Top 20 Albums of 2024. One of the easiest lists to put together, with so so much good stuff!
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Friends fear he’s filling another note book with absolutely unhinged scribbles, numbers, and letters. That’s right, I’m already obsessed with Lorelei and the Laser Eyes
A screenshot from Lorelei and the Laser Eyes. The protagonist stands centre frame with a red glow in her glasses. To her left is a portrait of a suited person with a maze face. To her right is a shattered red window with a ghostly woman floating outside
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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 21/12/2024
This may be the single most stupid quote I have seen this year.
One source rejected the idea that ministers were poised to “rush through” rule changes in response to Musk’s interest.

“We’ll beat Reform by defeating their arguments rather than changing the rules to stop them getting money from Elon Musk,” said a source. “You don’t successfully take on populists by changing the rules in bid to thwart them.”
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Oh fuck off
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
More films need to be live action Looney Tunes cartoons. Which is to say HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS is terrific. Some of the best gags I’ve seen in ages
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Very happy that I got to talk about potentially my favourite album of 2024, Jessica Pratt’s Here In The Pitch, for @thelineofbestfit.com
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Spending Sunday evening like any normal person would: watching a documentary about The History Of Slipping On Banana Peels
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The history of slipping on banana peels | Pretty Good, episode 14
YouTube video by Secret Base
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
What an interview!
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Surprising absolutely no one, I’ve absolutely rinsed Fontaines DC and Jessica Pratt this year
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Every damn time
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I have the volume off on the Seahawks game and every time I look over something absolutely unhinged is happening
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I wish the Seahawks would just play a normal game of football. 14 points against thanks to stupid special teams mistakes and then Leonard Williams gets a pick six. Just be a normal team!
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 27/11/2024
Tomorrow, be mindful that some people may have traumatic memories resurfacing. Ask before you put the parade on your TV.
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’m taking the sample of SWV’s greatest song on Kendrick Lamar’s new album and really holding space with that youtu.be/7H_o5whdCQA?...
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SWV - Use Your Heart (Official Video)
YouTube video by SWVVEVO
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 22/11/2024
fuck it, it’s time:
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David Jenkins @daveyjenkins.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Best witch-themed movie out this week tbh…
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The BBC Sound Of 2025 list contains *checks notes* two Mercury Prize winners, a renowned group on the live circuit who just put out their third album, a group with a film in Oscar contention, and a slow burning success story who’s had a Number One album and two Top 10 singles this year…
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Had completely missed that Nilüfer Yanya, creator of one of my fave albums of the year, did an incredible cover of PJ Harvey’s Rid Of Me until it showed up in The Day of the Jackal youtu.be/LB1GP5XuK5s?...
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Nilüfer Yanya - Rid Of Me (PJ Harvey Cover)
YouTube video by NiluferYanyaVEVO
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Another Leeds International Film Fest comes to a close and I’ve seen some true gems. Not least seeing Le Samourai, one of the few Jean-Pierre Melville’s I hadn’t seen, on the big screen
Still from Nickel BoysStill from Le SamouraiStill from All We Imagine As LightStill from Hard Truths
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hmmm looks like I might have to watch the Oscars for the first time in years
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Quote/reply to this with your favourite first watch of 2024. Mostly found comfort in rewatches this year, but A.I. Artificial Intelligence’s scope, spectacle, and sentimentality blew my socks off. Built from two distinct minds yet somehow cohesively comes together in devastating fashion
A still from Steven Spielberg’s A.I. Artificial Intelligence featuring Haley Joel Osment as David surrounded by other models of David
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Being halfway through Naomi Klein’s Doppelgänger while…all this…is going on is a real interesting time. Which is to say that Naomi Klein’s Doppelgänger is fantastic
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Chris @tailoredchris.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Thank goodness the only reason I ever looked at Twitter is on Bluesky
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