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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Everything You Know Is Wrong
YouTube video by Weird Al Yankovic - Topic
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All my hot takes involve people who draw Caine with eyelids
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
IIIIIII feel sick
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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You Wouldn't Know (feat. Ellen McLain)
YouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel sick
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ay ay ay ay, something about frijoles
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It's Mother Nature! Or maybe God......." is going into the ol' quote repository
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the oven now! Never been happier to have a stand mixer...
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Midnight-thirty. I had a memory of a library and needed to locate it. It was the Parkville one. Can I go to sleep now?
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I deleted reddit for my health then reinstalled reddit for my health. Results pending on which was the correct course of action.
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
before it gets too late and there is nothing left to save
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've always wanted a balanced mix of joy and despair! Thanks, Kinger!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On a scale of 1 - GetAGrip, I'm at a 10 right now
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fitness or fries.
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You can tell that I'm cranky cuz I'm reading a stupid hypothetical question on reddit and I'm like, no the fuck he would not are you stupid i hate you so fkn much wtf are you on right now that you're even asking this idiotic question s2g i'll hunt you down and tell you to your face how dumb you are
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Solaire 🔜 GATEway FATE 🐏 @solairelunaire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i must not fear The Project
tumblr post by gailynovelry:
"The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project."
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Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv · 03/09/2026
An epic new series of #Taskmaster starts tonight at 9pm on Channel 4 and around the world on YouTube at 10pm.
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Having tried them both, I can confidently say that Vegemite is pretty okay and Marmite is disgusting. Wtf is Bovril?
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I probably already said this, but i cannot handle the updated Fire Temple theme. I played that game too many times with the original version aaaaaaaand I'm allergic to the other one.
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do
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HAL 9000: Ai I See You
Alt: HAL's half crazy, all for the love of you
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I saw them when I was there for Otakon. Three of them had to wait at the corner to cross the street and stood back to back to back like they were in a war zone rather than... a quiet neighborhood in the nation's capital. I remain inexpressibly saddened for all of us.
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Credits Montage: The Series
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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'Weird Al' Yankovic: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pretty sure it was Animal Crossing, so bring it on
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Bidets, on the other hand, shoot a precise str... I-- The fuck happened to me? I'm a good guy...! I went to a good college...!"
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love the way Caine's eyes shift all the time like he's constantly processing information
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Man, people got really fixated on this Cain(e) & Abel thing, huh?
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
...except the ones who are dead
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I bought this 20th Anniversary Tribute CD and Tommy Heavenly⁶'s La Soldier is SO COOL. I was already a fan, but for real this is the best one so far.
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Otakon @otakon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Thank you everyone for joining your fellow Otakon guild members this past weekend for another memorable, record-breaking year of 47,049 attendees! Our adventure has concluded, and we hope you'll join us for a spooky summer celebration, August 6-8, 2027. #Otakon2027 #Summerween
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
They did! #storieswithhappyendings
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm never paying money for a mobile game! :D
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They're doing a one-line-two-line-three-line thing this year instead of zigzag and it's freaking me out
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dear Person Who Was Dressed As Caine Yesterday, Please reappear so I can take your picture Love, Me #Otakon
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The ice cold water guy died???
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026
‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment theonion.com/well-keep-it-down-man-…
‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
do a deer my kids aren't here re i'm estranged from my son me the named in this lawsuit fa i'm driving on the run so my ex-wife wants me dead la i'm running from the feds ti a drink to clear my head that will bring us back to do!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We have a disappointing but inevitable update regarding the InfoWars Elf.
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Two moons under a mountain
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Loki
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is something i would do. Build a full world and never get around to writing the thing I built it for
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"rEgAiN tHe TrUSt oF tHe pUbLIc" I think seppuku ought to do it. I could see my faith returning if they all opened their abdominal cavities as an apology.
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Tagline52 @tagline52.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wait, did somebody actually find a Death Note?
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