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𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔰𝔞𝔫 𝔣𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔬 ✨𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯 ✨𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔰 ✨ 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔴𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤 🏊‍♀️ 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔢𝔲𝔪 𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔡

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Daniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 1h
Gabby Williams answers Tina Charles' question about what it means to give back to her roots in the Bay with a Valkyries trip to the WNBA Finals.
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 1h
GSV chant in the Aces house whew we are a buncha freaks let’s goooo
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 1h
Valks 🥹
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 1h
just incredible efforts happening, so intense
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 1h
ROMANCE!
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 2h
Eeeeee cmon Valks
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 2h
OF COURSE
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 2h
Hayes 😎
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 3h
I’m glad I have Peacock so I can watch the Valks and then go back to Frasier.
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 3h
Everyone’s so fucking stupid.
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Jim Ray @jimray.bsky.team · 08/10/2026
Time to make myself irrationally angry about the Jake Coolidge BART map again
An alternate future BART map showing lines going all the way down the peninsula, *into Marin*, and actually serving the East Bay
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“unclear”
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you playing this yet? playoutlier.com/tabtwootwo/f...
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tabtwootwo's first-ever finds · OUTLIER
Every word @tabtwootwo was the first person ever to find in OUTLIER, and the ones nobody else has found since. Find one no one has: a new board every day.
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BlindManBaldwin @blindmanbaldwin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[george lucas voice] natalie nakase
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are you ok? No, Arike.
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A mountain lion in the pan handle! Woweee
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
AMC plays the Jimmy trailer right before the Rocky trailer I’m dyyyyying
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I found a Rarity-68 word worth 89 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 788 points · 10 rare words. Only 10 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 2 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/V4EFHQ
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OUTLIER · Day 99
player-3047 scored 788 on Day 99. Can you beat them?
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thanks @mapquest.com!
Lake Ontario but it’s changed to “Lake I Hope It Happens Today”
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re all alive because of Dolly and some of us are hot and funny because of her too.
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
sex positive Mario: “you could say Ima jack off all trades.”
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
frog and toad destroy some flock cameras
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Role Model gives straight cis Julio Torres on a wario level. If someone revealed he’s been Julio all along, espooky but not surprising.
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Staging a Descent flash mob at the WeHo sink hole this weekend
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
TIL South Park is still on the air.
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
One time someone read a book I recommended as “just a friend” and I’ll never forget.
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Backstreet Boys but they’re all baskets
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Worst sf giants season ever.
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Your honor, my lore is too powerful.
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I just had a dream that Trump aligned with Mexico and Canada to announce a new North American country alliance for his next presidential bid as “C.U.M. RUN” with oversized bedazzled denim ball caps with all three flags on the front sponsored by Raytheon.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hank and John Green are just Jake and Logan Paul for registered Democrats.
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It is cuckoo to me that these gay poetry books are put out by two different houses when they clearly shared the design assignment.
Two slim books of poetry lay on a pile of sheets on a comforter. Left book is “Gay Girl Prayers” by Emily Austin. The book on the right is “In the Middle of a Better World “ by Grant Chemidlin. Both have the same color palette of black, white, cream, and cantaloupe cream yellow-orange.
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Emma Silvers @emmaruthless.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Did we ever figure out who’s using all the glitter?
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Your honor
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“Are you a cat person or a dog person?” “Oh actually I’m…”
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ahahahahaha man get OUT OF FRAME
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hell yeah hermanos
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
AAAAAHHHHH
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
need an Agatha Christie set at this World Cup final
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
yessss
My hand holding the lavender tissue streamer at the valks game
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
thizzle dance turn this around plz
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
sorry I LOVE the wave I can’t help it
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
At the Valks game. Someone tell Coach I’m suited up and ready to foul out if needed!
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So like… are my California strawberries probably fine now? Or… am I baking? 🍽️
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you’re on the line with a republican senator stay on the line!
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party clown @tabwootwo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I finally finished watching Hacks (saved the last three episodes) and I ugly cried snot. Omg.
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