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tabuckton

@tabuckton.bsky.social
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I’m a democracy-loving American. I believe in the rule of law with every fiber of my being. I’m also a huge vintage European car nut so there’s that

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
“While I am proud to have served Tibetan Buddhism in my current body since 1940, I could not pass up the opportunity to inhabit one of pop’s most electrifying showmen.” — Dalai Lama
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Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mars
DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—Touting it as an exciting limited engagement that would precede his next official reincarnation, His Holiness the Dalai Lama announced Wednesday that after his death he would partic...
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A free Masterclass on handling Jesse Waters on Fox. #pinks Abdul is 👌
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-in…
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What is something that brought you Joy today? For me, I pulled one of my last watermelons, a little tiny one, slightly bigger than a softball. I stuck it in the fridge, even though I expected it to be unripe, but when I pulled it out and cut it in half it was sweet as can be. Eaten in one sitting.
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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An infinite number of Hollywood executive monkeys will eventually recreate the television production methods that worked for 70 years.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
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Andy Adams @flakphoto.news · 06/09/2026
Summer supper 🌽🍅
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey Google, The benefit of online maps is that they're not supposed to fucking fold.
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 06/09/2026
The Trump administration is once again attempting to bully Nevada officials into sending sensitive voter information. DHS previously challenged over 15,000 voters’ ability to remain registered — and, consequently, their right to vote — based on premature information: demdock.com/3TfXhXV
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
George Orwell is rolling in his grave right now. Representative Jim Himes
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Amy Remeikis @amyremeikis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Really easy to track who authoritarians are waging war against by the abuse you receive as a woman. For me it’s gone from orders to from trolls to get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwich, to I deserve to be raped, to I’m too fat and ugly to rape, to being called trans
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
“Whether you’ve been sideswiped by a tractor-trailer on a two-lane road or dragged through an intersection by a furniture delivery truck, you can now easily plot a course that fully accommodates your mangled body.” — Jasmine Harper, lead product developer
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Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Touting the new feature as yet another innovation to help every traveler get where they’re going, Google Maps on Thursday began offering crawling directions for cyclists who have bee...
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Antique clockwork drinking bear automaton made in Paris around 1910 by Roullet & Decamps, stripped of its fur due to a severe moth larvae infestation. IG: @thehouseofautomata
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 25/08/2026
The wrong 80-year-old died today.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Somewhere in Washington, D.C., there's a lonely little Left Anterior Descending Artery whose lumen is getting narrower and narrower.
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
© Olesya Dzhurayeva. 'Morning Conversation.' Linocut on paper, 2016. 21 × 29 cm.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rosie O'Donnell went out with a bang, ending her guest-hosting of the Jimmy Kimmel Show. She saved her best song for last. Way to go, Rosie! 😅
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh, and it's a BIG one. Plenty for everyone. But it will probably give you diarrhea.
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E.E. Knight @eeknight.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I suspect the ICE shock gloves won't last long because like six out of ten of the guys who wear them are gonna forget they're on and reach down to scratch their balls.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Cunt of Mostly Crisco:
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
May ICE forget their shock gloves are on as they go piss.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Now that's a smart fella. They'll never look in his direction.
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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Textbook tackle here from former Middletown High School middle linebacker, Kyle Schwarber
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Kilted Dude @kilteddude.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Too tired to make dinner, so I made a ice cold fruit salad that required a delicate blend of fresh lime, quinine and juniper berries. (if you catch my drift)
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Julie 🖤🎼 @juliemch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#1WordFor1Music Aug. 5. War. Talking Heads - Life During Wartime youtu.be/8al5cSQNmME?si…
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Talking Heads - Life During Wartime (live)
YouTube video by forcedcoitus
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet theonion.com/local-idiot-to-post-co…
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026
“Generations of us have enjoyed driving out to this secluded little perch for sucking face, and now this giant corporation wants to make it some sort of growth investment,” said longtime Fredericktown resident Diane Moseley
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Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate
FREDERICKTOWN, MO—In a move many residents of this tight-knit community say jeopardizes the beloved scenic hideaway, a multinational make-out conglomerate announced Tuesday that it had purchased the s...
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✨🌟 ⭐️ LoveKat ⭐️🌟✨🟦♿️🧬🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🌎☮️🕊️🟪 @lovekat41.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Epstein Doctors I hope medical boards are investigating these doctors and their medical licenses. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...
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Elite Doctors Served Jeffrey Epstein While Treating His ‘Girls’ (Gift Article)
A small stable of doctors gave V.I.P. medical services to the sex offender and the women around him. Some doctors bent or broke the ethical rules of their profession.
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Mark Hertling @markhertling.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Visited Canada this weekend for a Cardinals-Blue Jay series, and gotta admit Toronto is one great, welcoming city with awesome people.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 04/08/2026
It's a Franzia Blush night.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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I hate bullies (love my dog) @mastiff2.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yesterday we had a deal.. believe me
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dasia Taylor,now 22, developed a surgical suture that changes color in response to pH changes associated with wound infections. #Invention #Innovation #MedicalBreakthroughs
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kathyincanada.bsky.social @kathyincanada.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't just want the Dodgers to lose the World Series. I want them to get swept. I want the AL team to throw 4 no-hitters in a row, and I want every game to end with a final score of 10-0. #MLB
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Trump tells his cultists in every speech, “we are respected all over the world like never before.” And most of them believe him. It should come as no surprise that the 10 states with the fewest number of people with passports per capita are all red states.
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Vericocum @vericum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Andrew Beck Oil on wood #art
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
and then Andrew Tate closed replies 😂
derek guy 
@dieworkwear. 6h
Replying to @Cobratate

you sound like an "in cell"
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thomas w schaller @thomaswschaller.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Light could not exist without the presence of darkness." The World is Waiting Watercolor on Paper. 21 x 21 inches. #art @bsky.art
A watercolor of an invented scene about the conflict between light and dark
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Anna B. @bornforart.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Golden Windowside #Art #SynthArt #AnnaBArt #Sunlight #StillLife #Impressionism
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marzzistar.bsky.social @marzzistar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“Be” Alena Panchishin Oil on canvas 120x100cm
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Richard J Torres @rjkeats98.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Spaghetti and salad plated. Garlic bread served on the side. Let’s eat. I’m starving, Marvin.
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Jon Ossoff: “We won’t just restore checks & balances for the next two years – we’ll rebuke him so decisively no president will dare try this kind of brazen corruption & abuse again” If “rebuke decisively” means holding people criminally accountable, count me in
U.S. Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) speaks during a hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. (Photo by Aaron Schwartz/Getty Images)
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026
U.S. Military To Test Troops’ Testosterone Levels theonion.com/u-s-military-to-test-t…
“Bad news for the 82nd Eunuch Division.”

Britt Kravitz, Oven Tester
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/07/2026
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for…
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fuck it it's white girl dinner tonight.
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