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I’m a democracy-loving American. I believe in the rule of law with every fiber of my being. I’m also a huge vintage European car nut so there’s that

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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 10h
God bless @theonion.com
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h
“Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our organization is going to bungle messaging in late October, costing us many key races across the nation.” — Ken Martin, DNC chair
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DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i...
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 13h
Brilliant video from Kansas Governor Laura Kelly talking about her "constituent" Zach Lahn, the Republican running for governor of IOWA who actually lives in Kansas. One of the most brutal political owns I've ever seen. Kudos to all involved.
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Darth Tugmutton is top five avatar name for 2026
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bob Wills is still the king
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God bless @theonion.com
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This.
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay. This is funny.
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay. This is funny.
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
God bless @theonion.com
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
“While I am proud to have served Tibetan Buddhism in my current body since 1940, I could not pass up the opportunity to inhabit one of pop’s most electrifying showmen.” — Dalai Lama
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Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mars
DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—Touting it as an exciting limited engagement that would precede his next official reincarnation, His Holiness the Dalai Lama announced Wednesday that after his death he would partic...
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A free Masterclass on handling Jesse Waters on Fox. #pinks Abdul is 👌
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
God bless @theonion.com
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-in…
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What is something that brought you Joy today? For me, I pulled one of my last watermelons, a little tiny one, slightly bigger than a softball. I stuck it in the fridge, even though I expected it to be unripe, but when I pulled it out and cut it in half it was sweet as can be. Eaten in one sitting.
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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An infinite number of Hollywood executive monkeys will eventually recreate the television production methods that worked for 70 years.
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
God bless @theonion.com
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
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Andy Adams @flakphoto.news · 06/09/2026
Summer supper 🌽🍅
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey Google, The benefit of online maps is that they're not supposed to fucking fold.
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 06/09/2026
The Trump administration is once again attempting to bully Nevada officials into sending sensitive voter information. DHS previously challenged over 15,000 voters’ ability to remain registered — and, consequently, their right to vote — based on premature information: demdock.com/3TfXhXV
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He’s got it going on
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
George Orwell is rolling in his grave right now. Representative Jim Himes
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump has given permission for folk to be cruel. It won’t last
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Amy Remeikis @amyremeikis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Really easy to track who authoritarians are waging war against by the abuse you receive as a woman. For me it’s gone from orders to from trolls to get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwich, to I deserve to be raped, to I’m too fat and ugly to rape, to being called trans
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
God. Less @theonion.com
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
“Whether you’ve been sideswiped by a tractor-trailer on a two-lane road or dragged through an intersection by a furniture delivery truck, you can now easily plot a course that fully accommodates your mangled body.” — Jasmine Harper, lead product developer
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Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Touting the new feature as yet another innovation to help every traveler get where they’re going, Google Maps on Thursday began offering crawling directions for cyclists who have bee...
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The way out of this morass will be led by real patriots like Katie Phang. Thank you.
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Way cool. Thanks for sharing!
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Amazing and it kinda looks like a toilet
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
God bless @theonion.com
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
God bless @theonion.com
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Antique clockwork drinking bear automaton made in Paris around 1910 by Roullet & Decamps, stripped of its fur due to a severe moth larvae infestation. IG: @thehouseofautomata
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nicely done.
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
God bless @theonion.com
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
God bless @ theonion
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canada should rename it Lake Epstein just for a short while
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God bless @theonion.com
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 25/08/2026
The wrong 80-year-old died today.
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thanks Norm! The legal system (but for SCOTUS) is holding everything together. Keep up the freedom-saving work!
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Okay. That was funny.
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I see what you did there
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Somewhere in Washington, D.C., there's a lonely little Left Anterior Descending Artery whose lumen is getting narrower and narrower.
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
God bless @theonion
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
© Olesya Dzhurayeva. 'Morning Conversation.' Linocut on paper, 2016. 21 × 29 cm.
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nicely done.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rosie O'Donnell went out with a bang, ending her guest-hosting of the Jimmy Kimmel Show. She saved her best song for last. Way to go, Rosie! 😅
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tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Congrats!
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