Reposted by tabucktonThe Onion @theonion.com · 11h“Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our organization is going to bungle messaging in late October, costing us many key races across the nation.” — Ken Martin, DNC chairtheonion.comDNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost MidtermsWASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i... 331292183
Reposted by tabucktonMike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 13hBrilliant video from Kansas Governor Laura Kelly talking about her "constituent" Zach Lahn, the Republican running for governor of IOWA who actually lives in Kansas. One of the most brutal political owns I've ever seen. Kudos to all involved. 525665
Reposted by tabucktonThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 102093271
Reposted by tabucktonThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde 197129142227
Reposted by tabucktonThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026“While I am proud to have served Tibetan Buddhism in my current body since 1940, I could not pass up the opportunity to inhabit one of pop’s most electrifying showmen.” — Dalai Lama theonion.comDalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno MarsDHARAMSHALA, INDIA—Touting it as an exciting limited engagement that would precede his next official reincarnation, His Holiness the Dalai Lama announced Wednesday that after his death he would partic... 20100962
Reposted by tabucktonPrincess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A free Masterclass on handling Jesse Waters on Fox. #pinks Abdul is 👌 42823345
Reposted by tabucktonThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-in… 281968195
Reposted by tabucktonCaroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What is something that brought you Joy today? For me, I pulled one of my last watermelons, a little tiny one, slightly bigger than a softball. I stuck it in the fridge, even though I expected it to be unripe, but when I pulled it out and cut it in half it was sweet as can be. Eaten in one sitting. 232445
Reposted by tabucktonJay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 11/09/2026An infinite number of Hollywood executive monkeys will eventually recreate the television production methods that worked for 70 years. 1211777221
Reposted by tabucktonThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy 626392863
Reposted by tabucktonThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hey Google, The benefit of online maps is that they're not supposed to fucking fold. 48118
Reposted by tabucktonDemocracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 06/09/2026The Trump administration is once again attempting to bully Nevada officials into sending sensitive voter information. DHS previously challenged over 15,000 voters’ ability to remain registered — and, consequently, their right to vote — based on premature information: demdock.com/3TfXhXV 624398
Reposted by tabucktonRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/09/2026George Orwell is rolling in his grave right now. Representative Jim Himes 27070443057
tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Trump has given permission for folk to be cruel. It won’t last 010
Reposted by tabucktonAmy Remeikis @amyremeikis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Really easy to track who authoritarians are waging war against by the abuse you receive as a woman. For me it’s gone from orders to from trolls to get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwich, to I deserve to be raped, to I’m too fat and ugly to rape, to being called trans 2423859
Reposted by tabucktonThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026“Whether you’ve been sideswiped by a tractor-trailer on a two-lane road or dragged through an intersection by a furniture delivery truck, you can now easily plot a course that fully accommodates your mangled body.” — Jasmine Harper, lead product developer theonion.comGoogle Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By TruckMOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Touting the new feature as yet another innovation to help every traveler get where they’re going, Google Maps on Thursday began offering crawling directions for cyclists who have bee... 201166163
tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The way out of this morass will be led by real patriots like Katie Phang. Thank you. 041
Reposted by tabucktonLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Antique clockwork drinking bear automaton made in Paris around 1910 by Roullet & Decamps, stripped of its fur due to a severe moth larvae infestation. IG: @thehouseofautomata 861623282
tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Canada should rename it Lake Epstein just for a short while 000
Reposted by tabucktonHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 25/08/2026The wrong 80-year-old died today. 15940126
tabuckton @tabuckton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Thanks Norm! The legal system (but for SCOTUS) is holding everything together. Keep up the freedom-saving work! 0101
Reposted by tabucktonDr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Somewhere in Washington, D.C., there's a lonely little Left Anterior Descending Artery whose lumen is getting narrower and narrower. 2081762217
Reposted by tabucktonGary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026© Olesya Dzhurayeva. 'Morning Conversation.' Linocut on paper, 2016. 21 × 29 cm. 321735
Reposted by tabucktonThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Rosie O'Donnell went out with a bang, ending her guest-hosting of the Jimmy Kimmel Show. She saved her best song for last. Way to go, Rosie! 😅 14918