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Tabi 💜

@tabimtorrez.bsky.social
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Chaotic tired & on my best behaviour msha.ke/tabitorrez

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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If I can't have a job, I WILL have data 😤
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I know I'm old because I have a feud going with a local magpie who keeps being mean to the little birds
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
B E A N S
A pot half full of pinto beans that are nice and plump from soaking over night
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Gonna start stream late because that's exactly who I still am lmao
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
PHUC Fridays are BACK! Get your lube ready cause we're phucin' ghosts! tomorrow, March 6th at 10AM (GMT) [or 2/4/5AM P/C/EST] & going till I drop (or, more likely, get hungry) Photo cred: background photo (minus me as Marcus) by Peter Herrmann on Unsplash
Background image features an abandoned, decaying locker room with a view down a corridor with partially open lockers on the left and sinks on the right. At the end of the corridor, the poster has added an image of them hunched over with structured mask of Marcus the Worm on their head. Text in the foreground reads "Come Play With Me :) March 6 at 10AM (GMT). Phuc Fridays are back. Twitch.tv/ThreadAndBearIt"
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I've been cursed once again by the wrath of a middle aged white lady with no hobbies 😮‍💨
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
She broke into my house so I'm gonna stream since I'm not allowed to move. See y'all in like 30min for powerwash sim 2 Twitch.tv/threadandbearit #cat #powerwashsim2 #streamer
Gray and white cat looking up towards the camera as she lays out in someone's lap
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Seeing all my American friends going through The Change™️
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a hamster peeking out from behind a bottle of coke
Alt: a hamster peeking out from behind a bottle of coke
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
the lioness does not concern herself with inexplicable dizziness 🙂‍↔️
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
make them smaller
cnn image with caption “inside africa — tiny creatures made big” showing closeup of what appears to be a fly transformer’s face
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
If you're crying over a guy who looks like an ingrown toenail, stop that. You deserve so much better
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
OKAY! Last post for today harassing all my platforms about my research! I'm looking at #inclusivedesign in #sextech & want more participants. DM with questions or for more info, link in bio for survey to participate
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Bill Delphine @billdelphine.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Today I'm streaming me eating food and continuing BILLCTOBER PART 2: THE BILLKENNING at like 4pm CST twitch.tv/unstabill
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
In the mood for sitting in our PJs talking shit with gin
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
People keep asking me if they should visit the US & everytime I say hell no they're like "oh that's just cause you're from there" No babes it's cause it's a bad place rn
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
PTSD fuckin blows Anyhow here's wonderwall...
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Why can't I be the flavor of mentally ill where idc what my digital footprint looks like? like damn let a bitch post ass the world is ending anyhow
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
⚠️CONTAINMENT BREACH⚠️ I’ve escaped the lab, broken the algorithm, and I'm going LIVE again. Expect: 🍪 Questionable baking decisions 🎮 Chaotic gameplay 😬 Zero adult supervision Stream kicks off July 11th 4AM PDT (no that's not a typo!) Tabi is broadcasting on Twitch… against all better judgment.
image of Tabi peeking out from behind a tree in the woods with glowing yellow eyes. The image has been stylized to look like it's from a paused VHS scene. The text reads "4 AM PDT July 11, 2025"
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Sorry I got a little too silly
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Upside of being in the UK: my healthcare doesn't cost $1,500 a month Downside: all my friends are asleep when I have freetime
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Convinced the reason some people don't like the UK when visiting is the kind and casual open dislike of each other
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Vitiligo? Nah vitiligone
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Screenshot of a message reading "what the fu- you cut off my dick and balls!! He cried out in agony"
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Wait I'm gonna have actual healthcare that's actually good in a week 😭😭
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DoctorHotdogs @doctorhotdogs.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
methmogging on these zoomers
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Can't wait to be a little tech gremlin Like yes, hand me my little assignments & I'll cough them out of the cave when they're done 🥰
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
A very, very unfortunate choice of photo
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Mariah Carey punched me in the face and stole all my gold
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Me *who had crushes on the likes of BERNARD THE ELF 😭 & Legolas (not objectionable just elf) then met my perfect match in my beautiful, elven partner*: I wonder what my type is 🤷‍♀️
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Help my bread's getting freaky
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Do you know how hard it is to describe a usually inanimate object getting horny? 😮‍💨
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Remember friends - anything* can be a butt plug if you're brave enough! *For the love of all things please make sure your holiday fun comes with a flared base 😭
A display of Christmas decorations in a store. A majority of them are conical Christmas trees with varying textures
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Anyone lose a cat?
A young opossum tucked between a wall and a collection of potted plants
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Tabi 💜 @tabimtorrez.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
🧎🏼‍♀️🙏🏼when 🥺
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