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@shallowman.bsky.social
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Call me a commie, call me an ally, call me a shallow man - these are the things I am Liberals/Conservatives interact at your own peril

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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The trolley problem template, but there is no trolley. Text says, "There is no trolley. Humankind has long gone extinct from trying to solve the trolley problem."
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
1987, Tashkent, May Day
1987, Tashkent, May Day
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
When it comes to supporting ICE
Hans Graebner's comic strip where someone is exerting full force pulling a rope, only to realize that there is another totally unexpected person pulling the rope on their side. The initial person is a republican, and the other one is a democrat
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Me and my friend who is no longer active
A goose and a red cardinal
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
What my life has come to
Sad Alien sitting on a studio paraphernalia after the shooting ended
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lumpens only quote, proles always retweet
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Atlas (tankies) holding up a big orb seal (The burden of being always right)

Credit @miss_seaal on twitter
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Everything in nature is just fractals
A tree in playground fully covered in snow. The foliage is almost fully on the left side
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Learn👇😠
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
When the soul-searching is so long that you start to lose yourself
Dark winter. A deer on its hind legs is leaning forward with elbows resting on a bridge's railings. It is looking absentmindedly, somewhere into the distance
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
They reconciled, but the wounds have yet to heal
Trailcam that captured an Eagle front facing the cam while looking at it with its right eye. Not too far in the background on the right there is a raven looking away to the side
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
How I lend emotional support to my mutuals
A pair of eurasian tree sparrows, sitting on a twig. One of them is leaning on the other, with its eyes closed. The other has a slightly anguished expression
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Powerful
A trail cam photo where there is antagonism between a raven and an eagle
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Fuck my chungus life
Sad daikon
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The wealthy man hogging water meme, but this time the water is "mint shampoo", the wealthy man "balls", and the beggar "head"
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Fuck my chungus life
A chungus seal
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Screenshot of me quoting my own post. The original post, dating 27th December, says, "Apparently, it's legal to kill or kidnap people if you wear a uniform and have a badge of sort in US"
The quote from today says, "Not only can you kill, but the president will also post a statement on his social media platform defending you"
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Kindness marxists inside all of us
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
When life gives you lemons, you swiftly shove them up your ass
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
It's kinda sad that the truly great moments of reflection come to you when you enter the restroom without anything to distract you from your thoughts and the process of excretion
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Pick up singing, pick up writing, pick up painting, pick up software engineering, pick up macrame, pick up running, pick up speed, pick up speedrunning, pick up groceries, pick up children, pick up responsibilities, pick up ideologies, pick up yourself. PICK UP SOMETHING!
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Must be from my dreams
Netherlands, autumn of 1919. Two people collecting fallen leaves into a giant basket. They stand amidst trees, standing like pillars stretching far beyond into an unclear, foggy background. The photo is in sepia
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Sir, I'm imploring you to stop peeing on my shoes
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Gap in welfare and representation. Call it Gapitalism
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Little man, don't get lost, but also don't be afraid to cry
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This, straight into my veins, please
Nukus nan being made in a tandir
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Over 50 years later and we still drink tea with our elders like this
A photo from 1970s of an Uzbek family, depicting grandpa and granny in traditional clothing, sitting in the company of their grandchildren
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
If there are infinite universes, then there is an infinite number of them where we belong
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
When there are no words left to speak, fart. LOUDLY!
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
People used to have erections. Now they just have boners, or not even that sometimes
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
If you go there, it will be really hard to hold back your tears
One of the remaining fishing boats at Muynak, Karakalpakstan, serving as a reminder of the once plentiful Aral Sea
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Might be one of the funniest tweets as of late
Polish Empire @excalinsight being outed as an Indian, not a Polish nationalist. He start the post by saying, "FULL DISCLOSURE: I'm an Indian."
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Somewhere in a parallel universe
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Probably the funniest thing to come out of yesterday's happy accident
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Why did this dude not show up in Butler, PA a year ago
Suspected shooter of Charlie Kirk
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Posting this for no apparent reason
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Moments of silence for Charles James Kirk
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Twitter user @fuknslammer using the original photo but pulling up the pants of Bernie, Mamdani, and AOC up to their chest
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Karl Marx doing empty speech bubble for posts that both below and above him on your timeline
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
They are doing the Jews are tired meme again
Bethany S. Mandel's tweet on how a paraglider gave them a heartattack
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
My quote on a post that says, "Deeply religious who is anti-lgb but staunchly pro-TQ." My quote has a picture of Khamenei as if telling to exclude LGB while having a trans flag in the background
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
A soviet soldier with AK yelling at a twitter soy user to read theory and start organising, to which said user says that he just wants to post memes
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Nice chokehold
An Iranian supporter of israel getting chokeholded
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
A masked figure in black, chasing a personified swastika with a bat
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
USSR and China saw that they couldn't handle US on their own at that stage, and so instead of uniting a la goku style, they went nah screw the international, imma buddy up to US
The meme template from The Suicide Squad where Bloodsport complains that the newly introduced Peacemaker does everything he himself does, to which the latter quickly retorts, "But better." Here instead Amanda Waller is US, Bloodsport Soviet Union, and Peacemaker China; the dialogue goes, "I can cooperate with you, no problem." "I will cooperate, but better."
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Quote on the post from twitter user Hollywood Deals, "People forget that hating is an inherently valuable form of critical thinking. I've learned tens of thousands of facts via hating." And the quote itself by @dankwilderson brings up a screenshot of a post from 2021 that reads, "Being a hater is a gateway drug to Marxism if we being honest."
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
You can instantly improve any statement by adding "I'm sorry if that makes me old-fashioned" at the end. ANY!
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shallowman @shallowman.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Why is tattooing fish a thing?!?!?
Tattooed chichilds
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