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Tabitha Grace Alterman

@tabernaclewired.bsky.social
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Just hear. Waiting to be taken seriously. Or just taken.

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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Pastels were recommended by just another abuser.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
My thoughts on Cassie? That man was 37 “dating” a 19 year old and trapping her with a 10 album deal. The choice you THINK she had? Save it. Because a man of power knows exactly what he’s doing.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Pinterest and all its data deleted bye bye. Eff off and good riddance to all the idiots who want to break me.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Tell me I can’t make more art, bitch. See what happens.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Burn Pinterest to the muttafuckin ground.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
If I somehow own a share of Pinterest, I don’t ducking care.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Please do not download Pinterest. Cancel it if you have it. Shut it down.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Boutta cancel it all burn it all down wow you found my button
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Announcement: Pinterest just canceled me. Fuck that bitch.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Let’s be careful not to define, refine and bind. That’s where I go blind.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
How I will know a new soulmate awaits. Search replies for “shou sugi ban kayak stand.”
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Search your dresser/closet/whatever. Just curios. How many houses could you buy?
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Do cuff links matter?
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
In fact, no one at Admiral T’s house of church-n-ship wears the same glasses twice. Maybe they wear each others’.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
BB never wears the same glasses. She has sunglasses and readers. They are always work on her person. Would love to see the accessories and garments y’all come up with!
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🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷 @msgrumpybunny.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Well payed, Harvard, well played. Harvard offers FREE American Government course.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
She is the financial expert on all things new money. Microlending, tax shifting, etc.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Big dude belly must be accompanied by long dong, or no go. Only room in my vajaycations for one tumtum.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon shows a british ball with a top hat saying france what the hell are you doing vive la revolution
ALT: a cartoon shows a british ball with a top hat saying france what the hell are you doing vive la revolution
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Her pretend boyfriend is the son of David Allen Coe. Just as surely as my real boyfriend is the actor inside the greatest Batman.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
She loves American country music, primarily from the 80s and 90s. Give her a whisky and she’ll give you Hank or Keith, in equal measure.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
She carries change.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
In one of her creative carrying vessels, she has change for parking meters. She gives away one of her special carrying vessels at the end of each day.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
She is not allowed the green eye. What do we think about her eye look(s)?
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Everyone loves her, and she makes everyone feel special. But it’s real.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
She always takes a moment to think before speaking. She is visually loud, but verbally conscientious.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
She is black, but we can sell the right to be Indian if you prefer/raise enough money for the creativity project we are running instead of doing Democrat politics.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Her name maybe is Blue Bellvet. I’m not sure. BB for short. Not sure. Naming rights?
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
She loves bright and bold colors, jewel tones, kid colors, crushed velvet.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Her lips are glossy.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
She always has moose dice for farkling.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
New character has a variety of amazing weird necklaces, fanny packs, wristbands, armbands, etc. One of these vessels ALWAYS has music, usually an iPod shuffle. Sometimes pocket rockets from the late 80s.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
We haven’t named our new character yet. She is thick and juicy. She carries the tiniest bags, but always has exactly what is needed, no matter how random or obscure.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This person can see what I wrote in a notebook that I didn’t show you.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Dear Yellowshelf, Are you my wrapper?
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Johnny Depp has smoked more cigarettes on Pinterest than Don Draper did in a decade.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I have to ssshhh my daughters constantly, and tell them to calm down, don’t walk over there, etc. We are in fucking jail together. Please dammit please #FixFamilyCourt. Their childhood is slipping away.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Their rooting don’t change a darn thing. I’m never going back. Don’t worry, I’m not going forward either.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
When you tell the world you’re going to stop being in love with someone, or at least stop being hopeful about it, THAT is the moment they begin to root for it.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Hey y’all, who keep wanting me to use a typewriter, it’s not my thing.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
The time spent clicking in layers of interface for bad cartoons.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
A willow is a tree, that for me, represents misspent unrepentance.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This is a serious post. Here is how the plane lands. My brother kills me, and gets always with it. This is not a joke post.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Please I will tell.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
One option, just an idea. Don’t let the abuser move in.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Old books were better cuz it was before she let you beat her ass all day long for smoking one, two, maybe zero fucking cigarettes.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Guardians ad litem need to find some fuckin courage.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Probably the same people who know about my kids’ kidnapping, and haven’t done one damn thing.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
The whole entire every person world in this pre-A.I. moment. If you could only see.
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Tabitha Grace Alterman @tabernaclewired.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
A.I. bringing new tricks.
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