James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 10hNot sure if it was the first, but when I was 7 or 8 there was a vampire episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark that made me literally run screaming out of my house My parents only got me to come back inside by pointing out that the sun was setting (which to me meant the vampires were coming) 000
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have never wanted a video to actually turn out to be AI before, now I wish it was just robots all the way down 100
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This morning's adventures in living with cats: Mako upended his water bowl, then sat in the puddle staring up at me like he was asking, "Why would Bolin do this?" 010
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I like to highlight when storytellers nail realistic sibling behavior, and @planetx.bsky.social did so beautifully 060
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like the "original" version of this joke has Bashir making a crack about preferring it "bone in" and it ends with them fucking and that's why you're never going to see it on bluesky 010
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In 8th grade, we had a surprise assembly where an acting troupe put on a production of The Monkey's Paw, and it has haunted me ever since 220
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Our cats will catch a mouse in the basement, decide it was too easy, then bring it up to the first floor They release it in our living room, hunt and catch it again Then bring it to the second floor And let it go in our bedroom All at around 3 am 050
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It is @faineg.bsky.social's fault that I understand what this means 000
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I thought cats were supposed to be alet and aloof, but these doofuses are snoring so loud I can't focus on my book 010
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Transphobes losing elections is a good thing, actually, no matter what party they belong to 020
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I own this movie on DVD and one of my greatest regrets in life is not snagging a copy in Blu-ray when it was in the discount bin at 7-11 030
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Organic life on Earth at that point was basically just algae Except for sharks, for some reason 000
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I mean, I get it, sometimes I would also like to pack up and ditch this rock 000
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This got pretty dang close. I always thought living in New Mexico in middle school gave me my linguistic quirks, but I guess it was going to Maine during the summers before then? 000
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What gif pops up when you type your name?static.klipy.comJhb Team Froste: Shut Up JamesAlt: "Jhb Team Froste: Shut Up James" is what this app tells me this is, but I have no idea what it means. Am I having a stroke, or is everyone else having a stroke but me? 200
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Guy plays Pictionary with the world's worst fortune teller 000
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Downgrade a movie: The Occasional Daylight of the Sorta Needs a Dusting Brain 000
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Note to self: need to order a couple more copies of the book for the collection, expecting to see a lot more interest in it soon 010
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If you see this, you are mildly obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character (only if you want to) What can I say? I'm basicstatic.klipy.comLuke Skywalker's Desperate Eye Roll in The Last JediAlt: Luke Skywalker gives a devastating eye roll to my basicness in choosing him as my favorite Star Wars character. 120
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"How do you respond to the allegations that your five-part tattoo represents the Gundam Wing pilots and that you were a quote 'basic het shipper'?" 0495
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you Hi, I'm pneumonia 110
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I don't understand why people are freaking out If you truly believe AI is The Wave of the Future™ why would you be ashamed to be caught using it?? 110
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If Rodan has one million haters then I am one of them If Rodan has one hater then I am that one If Rodan has no haters then I am dead If the world is with Rodan then I am against the world Until my last breath I will hate Rodan 490
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026One of the teens at work and I were coming up with the best villain duos for a Batman/Spider-Man teamup, and we agreed Mysterio + Clayface was S-tier So is Poison Ivy + Carnage, because Ivy getting infected by the Carnage symbiote is rocket-grade nightmare fuel 110
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comWendy's Mascot Twitter RoastAlt: Wendy, the hip-hopping Pippy Longstocking, celebrates busting one inside the Burger King and knocking him up. 010
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026No cheating, post your lock screen (Art by @gorangligovic.bsky.social, not a big Tolkien guy myself but I just loved it too much not to use it) 040
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026At this point, politicians betraying the progressive and/or queer electorate that supported them is statistically the most likely outcome It's shocking when they DON'T do it 020
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026First game for the Boston Hunters, up against the San Francisco Firebells Let's gooooo #WPBL 150
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"Why are they mad?? We made their Torment Nexus!! What's their problem?!" 010
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Aftermath: We’re Not Just Mad About Discs Going Away, We’re Mad About Everything aftermath.site/playstation-... 030
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 31/07/2026static.klipy.comTerry Jeffords' Iconic 'Why?!' Moment from B99Alt: Terry Jeffords demands to know why anybody thought this was a good idea. 000
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It can be raining, or it can be hot It should be against the rules to be both 000
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I got kicked out of a Discord for saying the best KOTOR game was Mass Effect 030
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If you told me *exactly* what was going to happen here, I still wouldn't have been prepared for what I just watched 000
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Highly recommend pairing Emily Wilson's Odyssey translation with THE SONGS OF PENELOPE trilogy of novels by Claire North 070
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comLambchop's Song That Doesn't EndAlt: Lambchop's Song That Doesn't End 030
Reposted by James P. TaberSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Cancer: With long work hours, romantic relationships, and getting 8 hours of sleep, it’s hard to find time to take a moment to remember that life is meaningless. 119544
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 16/07/2026When I was a teacher, it was my (unpopular) position that in loco parentis referred to a child's physical safety and wellbeing, not becoming an enabler of some parents' reductive or harmful beliefs 183
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It's great that I can tell who is/was Catholic based on their reaction to this whole thing If they're outraged, curious, exasperated, etc., then they're not Catholic If they're laughing, they're a current or recovering Catholic 080
James P. Taber @taberiusrex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Counteroffer: Throw them into the fucking sun 0110