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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud

@tabbylavalamp.bsky.social
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Bluesky influencer. Five time Comment of the Week at The Comics Curmudgeon. Canadian. Sorry.

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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 8h
Fuck Shane D. Jett of Oklahoma in particular.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 10h
Wait until he finds out how much the Catholic Church lobbied against reproductive rights and marriage equality...
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 10h
ACAB is the moderate position.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 12h
Uh oh. Some people are about to receive angry phone calls from the White House. "AI" like some gutter Victorian shoeshine boy? This is the 21st century where we use modern words as determined by a narcissist in his dotage!
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 12h
I don't know why so many of my dreams these days involve being in a weird mall.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 12h
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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Londo Mollari (Peter Jurasik) in Babylon 5
ALT: Londo Mollari (Peter Jurasik) in Babylon 5
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The US is weird. College football is weird. Spending hundreds of millions of dollars on a college football stadium is really fucking weird. And then there are high school football stadiums...
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yay! Happy new #TheApothecaryDiaries day to all who celebrate!
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remember five minutes ago when Newsom managed to do something that actually made people give him credit for doing something decent?
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frida is my bias.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
John Taylor is my bias.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will return to my regularly schedule noble title in a bit.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For no reason I'm thinking back to when one of the biggest names in wrestling of all time died unexpectedly. What a difference being a decent human being makes.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh damn, that ending video hit hard. #AEWDynamite
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wanted Yuta to get the pin, but this is good too. #AEWDynamite
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brian Danielson in a ring with Josh Alexander. That's all. #AEWDynamite
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 01/10/2026
BRYAN DANIELSON!!!! NOT ONLY A DEATHRIDER TONIGHT (!!!!!!) BUT WRESTLING TONIGHT!!!!! FOR PAC, INDEED. Holy shit. #AEWDynamite
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FOR ONE NIGHT BRYAN DANIELSON IS A DEATH RIDER #AEWDynamite is live as we pay homage to PAC as we are live on TBS and HBO Max
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 01/10/2026
Bryan Danielson joining the Deathriders, Jon Moxley being unhinged on comms, Marina being a fucking badass, total unity in the deathriders, the mania of this crazy emotional night.... this is glorious. #AEWDynamite
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OH HELL!!! #AEWDynamite
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wardlow! #AEWDynamite
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marina tapped out Britt Baker in Pittsburgh and was cheered. What a night! #AEWDynamite
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And a straight up mention of WWE on #AEWDynamite. Good on Excalibur.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And there is Marina on the babyface team tonight. #AEWDynamite
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love that there isn't any blatant heel work tonight. Everyone's just putting on great performances and coming together to grieve. #AEWDynamite
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's ironic on a night where Pete Hegseth's performative masculinity is trending, we've got a professional wrestling show where actually strong, athletic men are openly showing their grief for a friend who passed way too soon.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know most people who follow me aren't necessarily professional wrestling fans, but you should watch this tribute. This is one of my favourite wrestlers that none of this surprised me is a big reason why.
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Mayor Tony Heyl @tonyheyl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This #AEWDynamite is such a beautiful tribute to Pac. That Moxley promo, the wrestlers on stage crying, that perfect Mox/OC match as an homage, and then Bryan hugging Mox. This is healthy masculinity. This is healing. And I'm in tears of course.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh gods, Hangman. #AEWDynamite
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Danielson's tears are getting to me. #AEWDynamite
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel bad for the people who don't get why Orange Cassidy is so popular in AEW. #AEWDynamite
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kelly Rowland is my bias.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got excited to see #SecretLair x #KPopDemonHunters then deflated when I discovered there isn't a legendary Zoey that I can use as a commander.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI music is never going to have the same viral jaw dropping effect on people that a nervous Thai teen suddenly shredding on a guitar and commanding the audience has, Nick. There are still people who want an experience, not background content.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Check the chyron. Not even News Nation folded to Trump's nonsense that quickly.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Speaking of Grease, how did Frankie Avalon - who was at the height of his fame in the 50s and 60s - look the most 70s in that movie?
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing against Sid Caesar, BTW. He was in Grease after all.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking amateurs around here. Anyone saying Your Show of Sh... No. I'm not going to give Sid Caesar the glaze. No. My entry is the goddamned The Ernie Kovacs Show. Suck on that, Zoomers.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Levi Stubbs is my bias.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Misa is my bias.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The unearned sense of superiority that comes from the "You know wrestling is fake, right?" doorknobs is probably one of the pathetic things about their tedious rage bait. And it's sad that they're shutting themselves off from some incredible performances.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t wanna hear SHIT about woke run amok when protesting genocide gets you banned from campus and sexual assault gets you an apology letter.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The McMahons still have stock in TKO, so they still profit off of WWE. This is the main reason I don't watch WWE anymore. They may not notice, but I feel better knowing they won't get a penny off me.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let me guess - he's not basing this on missing and murdered Indigenous women and girls, residential schools, or dirty drinking water.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Without naming the musical group, who is your bias?
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vicki Peterson is my bias.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In professional wrestling, we know who some of the absolute worst people in the business are. This makes it even more sad that with two sudden losses so close together we didn't know who two of the best people were until they were gone.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Donita Sparks is my bias.
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Tabby Lavalamp, Bastard of the Oort Cloud @tabbylavalamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep forgetting Threads exists until someone brings it up.
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