✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 23hI guess I need a new team that doesn't make me pay Jeffy B even more money to watch their games. 000
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 23hI know this is a portmanteau of utopia, but my brain read it like myopia. As in, "sorry, I didn't see you there, I suffer from slutopia." 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We just hit October 1st and the Halloween stuff is already gone at Ikea 😭 I don't want Christmas! 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Man at the bus stop with no teeth: You just missed two buses. Where you off to this afternoon anyway? Me: Just trying to make it to my yoga class. Him: Yoga!? I didn't think people were doing that anymore. Ah yes, this man is hip and in the know. 000
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me at 9pm on a Wednesday night: "Don't worry, ladies. I have pink pepper spray, a pink dive knife, and a festering rage waiting to boil over." 020
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's cute how my coworkers called an uber to make this trip the other day. It's 3 blocks and less than a quarter mile. They kept trying to get me to "come along and we'll stop at your place on the way," though I kept trying to explain that I live 9 blocks in the opposite direction 🫠 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They say to never scrimp on things that go between you and the ground (mattress, tires, boots...) but I'd like to raise that to include things that go between me and outside stimuli (sunglasses, earbuds). 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was thinking of humiliation and masochism. But sure. That's part of the overall picture. 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Are all the chill, normal yoga people in Logan or Albany Park or something? I don't need Mikayla screaming at me through a headset over EDM with 8lb dumbbells in a 105° room again. 120
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There is not a single normal fucking yoga studio within two miles of me. There are, however, TWELVE (12) 100°F+ power yoga sculpt studios within a mile radius. 130
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wonder if the socialization to not walk face-first into others disappeared after covid. I noticed people being more oblivious and even trying to crash into me intentionally and pick fights in Dallas too. 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wish I could say that they did. Most people are like walking zombies. I get crashed into several times a day and have to use my brick house powers and be on the offensive to avoid getting hurt. But I will say that at least the infrastructure is there. I appreciate infrastructure. 100
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Man, this poor little 20-something girl ran out of a shop directly at me like a squirrel into the wheels of an Escalade and got herself hip-checked into outer space. I felt a little bad for her, but you gotta pay attention, girly. 120
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lol, very nice. Last year, I was a Cosmic Brownie. Maybe I'll just be candy or treats every year. 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'll have to think on it, haha. I'm not feeling real crafty, especially with everything being expensive as shit. But I'm going to ideate. 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And my walls don't have cracks running along the window seams! My ceilings don't leak! I don't have 3 types of infestation! All three elevators work! The doors don't all blow open and flood during severe weather! 130
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I moved between "luxury" cardboard boxes around Dallas for years looking for a place that was quiet, lacking in mold and pests. The last place I lived that was actually peaceful was in 2018 and I paid $975/month for it with free covered parking. Everything inbetween was garbage. 120
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sometimes friends will get salty about me living in a steel and glass tower. "Where's the charm!? Wouldn't you prefer a place with charm?" And I need you to know that this is the first place I've lived in 10 years that hasn't caused me *any* problems (other than being expensive). 140
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I need a lazy Halloween costume idea. October decided to sneak up on me. 300
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Love when a restaurant offers to take your group pic, then runs it through an AI filter without your consent in order to sell it back to you. And the food and service was bad. 210
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It takes a few weeks usually. I started seeing results on my sciatic pain after about 6-8 weeks and it still would come and go. The chronic pain finally subsided after 3-4 months of PT strength training. 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lol, this place and their THIRTEEN DOLLAR SEASONAL LATTES. 001
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't get me hyped like that and then there's no Hello Kitty toilet paper, seat covers, or a poo-pouri in there. Maybe a little exhaust fan. I don't know. 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you're going to put out pastel pink porta-potties, you should at least make them nice inside. 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh god, I just saw a cybertruck with a camper shell on the back. You are not a 1992 Ford Ranger and you never will be. 020
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Showed the boyfriend Slapshot for the first time and upon seeing the Hansons, he says "oh, I get it, this is who the minions are based on." Sir... (•ˋ _ ˊ•) 150
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think every office job feels just a little evil right now. 040
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The fact that it used to take me 3hrs to charge my car ~50% anywhere except the 7-Charge stations is funny now that I think of it. And most of the fast chargers in DFW were hit or miss about functionality to begin with. 000
Reposted by ✨Tabatha✨BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bringing a mini yogurt to the job interview and asking the interviewer if they want to lick the foil. 27111
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My only thing is that I'd go grab the iced coffee afterward as a treat for getting through the job interview. 120
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Did I choose my apartment because all the others had golf simulators and mine has a maintained rooftop herb garden? Maybe yes. And I made brown butter sage ravioli with organic sage clipped straight from the garden. Not my prettiest plating, but it also has my own homegrown basil on top. 040
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What's so fascinating about this show is the idea of a woman having power, life experience, and independence outside of her marriage in the 1960s...but she's unsuccessfully trying to fit the trad wife mold early on. 000
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When I visit small, local grocery stores near me the prices are jarring, but I wonder if that's what things really cost when you're not exchanging your data for discounts. 141
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"A drunk dog is better than a drunk man?" - Derwood Well, yes. Yes, actually. 100
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Honestly, now that I'm watching Bewitched from the beginning, I understand why no one liked Derwood. 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So wild. I even felt the super tiny insulin-sized needle back when I was giving myself allergy shots. 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Got my covid shot and didn't even feel the needle. I've never not felt a needle. Am I...made of butter? 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In the thrift store: Employee 1: This reminds me of ska. Employee 2: This is ska. If it sounds like ska, it is. 020
Reposted by ✨Tabatha✨👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163463177
