✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 11hHow my dual-income friends look when they visit my single-lady studio apartment 150
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's cute how my coworkers called an uber to make this trip the other day. It's 3 blocks and less than a quarter mile. They kept trying to get me to "come along and we'll stop at your place on the way," though I kept trying to explain that I live 9 blocks in the opposite direction 🫠 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Did I choose my apartment because all the others had golf simulators and mine has a maintained rooftop herb garden? Maybe yes. And I made brown butter sage ravioli with organic sage clipped straight from the garden. Not my prettiest plating, but it also has my own homegrown basil on top. 040
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I went wandering looking for a coffee shop to work at for the afternoon, but found the wrong one and ended up here 151
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How I feel after putting in my night guard and prescribed scalp foam 020
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Went to a slip-n-slide bouncy castle for my 38th birthday. It was ducky themed. 000
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I think my western US portion is hilarious because the only reason Nevada is still blank is because I forgot to go when I had to pee too bad. 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm finally getting a bouncy castle for my birthday. FINALLY. Just look at it! It's on a lake! 050
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Had one glorious Friday off of work, so I ate a buttload of pizza and toured the Driehaus Museum. 030
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I went back for vindication this morning and got the heaviest, fullest jelly donut I've ever had in my life. This is just the tip of the iceberg. I was struggling to keep the jelly in. 030
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Okay, folks, let's see what's up around downtown today...oh, hmm, that doesn't sound right...the duck unit is off today. What a cesspool. 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Why did I choose a gym where this is the workout and that is the exit? 😭😵💫🥵 000
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Alrighty, let's see what kind of crime is going on in this rancid cesspool today...oh, huh. That is...something. 120
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Why is there even a special icon for the inflatable rat? 120
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I swear, if I ever got the cops called on me while sporting a bucket hat, I would collapse into dust and particles. How mortifying. 100
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Finally visiting the new Arwa Coffee I've waited for in Chicago and they have the Mirthmobile mounted to the ceiling. Didn't expect that. 250
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Man, I remember when every place looked like this and we thought it was fancy 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Hooooly rosemary-maple salted latte... It's the Nouveau Organic/Frasurbane Global Village Coffeehouse of my dreams. 120
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I know this is the same caliber of workout I was blasting through from 2018-2023, but damn, it feels like something else after hormonal shifts, weight gain, and ankle/shoulder injury recovery. 000
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Yep, that's what we in the industry call "nuts to butts" in there 110
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Last night, I woke from my slumber and thought, "what if I got a tattoo of Miss Piggy as Dolly Parton?" Completely forgot about it and woke up to a folder of inspo pics featuring Piggy and Dolly together in western wear. 050
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you 010
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Anyway, here are some neat duck glasses and some horrible geese glasses to give you a small bit of whimsy 040
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Is color not allowed anymore? I went through West Elm, CB2, Crate & Barrel, and Room & Board recently. I did not find a single color except maybe a brown, a grey-green, or maybe some blue threading to break up the beige. 460
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I'm not susceptible to impulse purchases unless the item strikes me and is perfect in every way. Behold, a pizza slice crossbody purse that is perfectly sized to hold a slice of pizza (featuring glitter heart pepperonis) 280
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Brain chemicals actively rising...RISING. 160
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 10/06/2026My weather app: Is 92, feels like 107F in Chicago, Illinois Me: 220
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I got some sick-ass medieval stickers over the weekend 152
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 09/06/2026They say "corncobs," I say Shark Flexstyle hair curlers 141
✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Chicago are restaurants calling shredded tortillas fried to a burnt crisp "sopapillas" will be my villain origin story. 140
