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Denise Dailey 🏳️‍⚧️🔞🇨🇦 she/her

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Your usually-friendly Canadian transfem sex toy reviewer (post-GRS, since it’s actually relevant to know). Also a filthy socialist who goes off-script sometimes. 😉 “She’s like Popular Mechanics™ for vibrators!” (Not endorsed by Hearst. 🤣) t4toy.com

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Denise Dailey 🏳️‍⚧️🔞🇨🇦 she/her @t4toy.com · 17/10/2025
When I see people asking for recommendations for “a BBC dildo”, I get tempted to send them something like this:
A modestly sized hot pink dildo with ball sack and suction cup lying on its side atop a white bedsheet. The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) logo is superimposed on the dildo’s shaft. It is emphatically not the type of BBC (“big black cock”, a term I understand to be somewhat racist?) dildo the requester clearly meant.
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Denise Dailey 🏳️‍⚧️🔞🇨🇦 she/her @t4toy.com · 13/09/2025
Lest you think I jest. Forsooth! I do not!
A diagram showing a wall-mounted sex toy penetrating a user in the doggie position. Six arrows are drawn to show the various forces at work, each one given a different letter.
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Denise Dailey 🏳️‍⚧️🔞🇨🇦 she/her @t4toy.com · 11/09/2025
If you’re wondering why a sex toy blogger (me) is fav’ing or reposting your comments about Today’s Happenings, it’s because being trans gives me very strong feelings about The Happenings. Know in your heart that I’m aware this is me in the second panel: (apologies, I have no idea who the artist is)
two-panel rough-sketch comic. first panel is a painter-artist standing at an easel with a brush, looking over their shoulder due to a “honk honk” noise. they have a word bubble with just a question mark in it. second panel is a person in sunglasses driving a car. the headlights are tits, there’s a dick on the hood, a clit ornament hanging from the rearview mirror, a flag with a penis on it attached next to the passenger seat, a flag with labia on it attached to the rear, and the words “sex” and “cum” written on the side of the car. the driver gives an enthusiastic thumbs-up and shouts “great work!”
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Denise Dailey 🏳️‍⚧️🔞🇨🇦 she/her @t4toy.com · 09/09/2025
I received a generous parcel full of sex toys from my friends at HappyBed (t4toy.com/affiliate-li...) today! 🎁 Now I have an intimidating amount of masturbating to do… 😳 Not to mention a bunch of Vibrator Glamour Shots to take and touch-up! 📸 Here is but a wee sample of the behind-the-scenes:
Photo of an open lightbox (open-sided cube with a bright light in the top and reflective panels) with a printed background installed and a sex toy with a calliper (measuring tool) ready for photographing. Three other non-descript toys are visible just outside the box, two are in bags and one is still boxed. The lightbox produces a lot of light (thats what it’s for!) so the rest of the photo is comparatively very dark.
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Denise Dailey 🏳️‍⚧️🔞🇨🇦 she/her @t4toy.com · 09/06/2025
It’s time for another thrilling episode of everyone’s favourite game: “WTF Does This Charger Go With?”!!! 👏🤣😁😅👏 On today’s program:
A very short (30cm?) USB type A charging cable with a small barrel jack on the other end.
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Denise Dailey 🏳️‍⚧️🔞🇨🇦 she/her @t4toy.com · 01/05/2025
Hey American readers of my sex toy reviews, lookie what I found for you! This one shows the inches in the same direction as the centimetres!! 😁 I’ll be using it in my measurement photos going forward, and I may gradually update the older photos too so you can get a better sense of scale.
A black metal ruler with white numbers and measuring marks printed on it. The centimetre / millimetre scale on the top line and the inches scale on the bottom line both have their zero point on the same side of the ruler so that people can more easily judge the size of items next to it, regardless of whether they use US customary units or not.
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Denise Dailey 🏳️‍⚧️🔞🇨🇦 she/her @t4toy.com · 13/04/2025
Makoto (aka Lita), alter ego of Sailor Jupiter from the Sailor Moon TV series
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