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@t3chpriest.bsky.social
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A wandering engineer. Fixing things, providing *questionable* tech support. Praising the Machine God. Not affiliated in any way with a certain game company Pay Artists. Support worker movements. Support Creators. Bash Fash ↙️↙️↙️ Ally. Melt Ice

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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 5h
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Eric Northman in True Blood Car Scene
ALT: Eric Northman in True Blood Car Scene
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not advocating any extrajudicial, or potentially illegal actions. This is definitely satire. But the cornell 7, the administrators who covered, the campus security and every level of accountability that failed the victim... Should be knelt over a ditch and shown a nice time. The minimum. #cornell
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Protect art and artists. AI couldn't make cool shit like this.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the mark of a truly excellent museum is one that can convey a message, and teach you, no matter what language you speak in. For me, it is something that demonstrates the universal curiosity of humanity, and the desire to learn the world around us.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's not a @wtyppod.bsky.social host.. but it is a host's Mexican cousin.
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 23/09/2026
Those Yemeni duke boys are at it again
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 24/09/2026
A furry airplane pilot?
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Tale Spin Wildcat's Stressed Drive
ALT: Tale Spin Wildcat's Stressed Drive
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
While the launch of Trump TV as a state run media source is a repugnant and disturbing act.. I take quiet solace that a bunch of big tiddy anime girls pull much larger numbers on Twitch, as well as middle age gamer streamers beat the shit out of TPTV. Society will persevere.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Has anyone considered just running a series of all the Broadway musicals that were hits from the 60s to the 80s, at the Kennedy Center? So the old closeted queen in the oval office can sit and clap their hands, distracted, and the rest of us can get on with our lives?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
My God.
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HEALTH @health.band · 19/09/2026
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wasn't sure after the first episode, but I've continued.. and goddamn the new The Ghost in the Shell series is great. Gonna do a rewatch of the SAC laughing man series after.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I swear.. some of these dipshits at trumpalooza be like...
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Truth, gamers know.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's nice to have a fun holiday before such a solemn day.
youtu.be
Protect Ya Neck (Official Audio)
YouTube video by WuTangClanVEVO
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've made it with a woman Kif, inform the men.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Having the sort of day where I considered Subway for lunch. (Thank you @trangirlismo.bsky.social for that) But a dude complimented me on my Puma footwear, and I just hope he has an awesome week. It's the little things y'all.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/09/2026
[A MapQuest map of the region surrounding Lake Ontario, including parts of New York and Ontario. The text label for the lake has been altered.]

"Lake Maybe It Will Happen Today"
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황재윤 - currently making something @jaywhangdoesstuff.com · 07/09/2026
"Oh, this looks cute, I'd love to take a closer loo-" It's AI-generated.
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Yakuza: Two Men in a Cutscene
Alt: Kiryu Kazuma slams his fist on the desk and leaves the room.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My spouse is a person who spent their 20s taking me to some of the smokiest bars in New Orleans, that could give you exotic cancers from 150 yards away. In her 40s Smoke from searing some meat is a crisis situation.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Arby's steak nuggets look like they're the byproduct of Holden Bloodfeast's orphan grinder. #SEC #Ads #Arbys
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
For every Liberty Mutual Ad that airs, a rescue puppy is thrown in a wood chipper, it's evil and must be stopped. #SEC #LIMU
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Aragorn: I Summon You to Fulfill Your Oath
ALT: Aragorn: I Summon You to Fulfill Your Oath
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Since I am back in the states, I like to think I've got nice helpful Vietnamese stomach bacteria fucking up any maga food poisoning nastiness. Coming out of the lining 'Fuck you! Need more fish sauce!'"Đụ Má" where the good vegetables?' They got their work cut out against MAGA FDA.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dudes be sitting around calculating the minimum vertical height for a terminal jump off a roof, and best impacting surface for desired results. 2026 Office life in America.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026
Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating
Sick ET
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me and my Skitarii homies all hate AI. You should express your hatred as well with art made by real humans! Sky over @attacracc.bsky.social made these and sells them on their etsy page, GO SUPPORT HUMAN ART. Sky rules and deserves all your support.
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dolly used y'all. That is the conclusion of my argument. Also, pretty sure the OG rednecks at Blair Mountain definitely used y'all.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Some art to cope. Fly high on those butterfly wings, Dolly. #art #kaijufluffsart
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"kill them with kindness" wrong. dolly parton with the holy moonlight greatsword to the face
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Didn't know this until today but Dolly Parton had a transsexual man named Jason Pirro work as her Hollywood chauffeur in the 1980s, per an interview he gave to The Sun in 1990. "Dolly has been good to me...Dolly knows all about me."
SEXY SECRETS OF DOILY PARTON'S 
UMO DRIVER-HE USED TO BE A SHE 
DOLLY PARTON is being chauffeured around 
Hollywood by a 300-lb. transsexual who 
has had an operation to change from a 
woman into a ian. The country queen 
shares 44-year-old Jason Pirro's secret" 
and has promised to help the obese, 
tuxedo-outfitted driver attain his goal 
to become a movie director. 
"Dolly has been good to me," Jason told 
STAR. "I'm not real coafortable talking 
about ayself. Dolly knows all about me 
and is a very nice lady. "Whenever Dolly 
coaes into Hollywood for a aeeting, or 
for business, or for filaing, or just 
staying here, she calls ae and I drive 
her around." 
Court papers obtained by STAR show Pirro 
legally changed his naae froa Susan Ann 
to Jason in 198B because of "sex-
reassignaent.* Jason underwent a sex-
change operation in 1982. 
Jason, who has a beard and wears his 
thinning reddish-brown hair in a 
ponytaiI, caae to Hollywood 10 years ago. 
At the time, he was taking hormone 
tablets and dressing as a «an. He got a 
job as a lino driver. 
Dolly has said that there's nothing wrong 
with transsexuals. "If I were a nan I'd 
be a drag queen," she admits. "1 enjoy 
being a trashy dresser and 1 love gaudy 
things. I love to play with hair and 
makeup." 
Jason studied theater as a coed at 
Syracuse University, but after eight 
years at college. left without 
graduating. Despite chat, Jason has a 
genius-level I.Q. of 144. 
A fasily friend says Susan was in her aid -
30's when she decided to have doctors 
transfora her into a ian. "Jason has 
tried to sake the family feel comfortable 
with the situation. Even by the time he 
started to grow facial hair and his voice 
was getting deeper, if we'd slip and call 
him Susie, he'd just hug us and say, 
'That's OK." 
"He's a loving warm, caring human being. 
He teaches transcendental meditation. He 
has never had an enemy. People just take 
a liking to him. He has that …
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Woke up.... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?! FUCKING SERIOUSLY!!! ARE WE NOT ALLOWED JUST A LITTLE NICENESS?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/08/2026
New in PN: The old kingmaker magic is gone "Trump simply wades into any and every contest with flatulent assurance, endorsing anyone who most shamelessly flatters him. And so he repeatedly finds himself blessing scoundrels, abusers, and liars — his own people, in other words."
publicnotice.co
The old kingmaker magic is gone
Trump’s endorsement used to be the final word in primaries. But no longer.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Listen to @trangirlismo.bsky.social @trashfuture.bsky.social and @wtyppod.bsky.social as they are hosted and or edited by some enormous film photographer nerds who put out great work.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Enjoying a quiet day
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Feels like all of Saigon are out on scooters tooting horns, banging pots and pans and celebrating a national team soccer win. I've now got a flag, and a horn and have given more high 5s, hugs and fist bumps than I could count. This fan base would be amazing in the WC.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That's one way to warm this cold burnt out engineer's heart. A little kid who excitedly waves at you on the subway train. Daps you up and waves goodbye at the end of the journey. I hope everything good in life comes to you kid. Keep that energy. Brighten lives. Love this country and city.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Shout out to all the Vietnamese women riding side saddle on a scooter, in pouring ass rain in Saigon traffic.. y'all are bosses.. I hope everything good in life comes to you.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Drive into that pole and preferably detonate
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Getting real tired of having to answer questions about the Pakled brained US president. 'why does he do tariffs, does he hate business?' 'Why rip out electric catapult? Make carriers worse?!?!' We are a goddamn laughingstock globally.
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Techpriest: EV - Era because $90 bucks a fill up don't hit. @t3chpriest.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Soda Chanh, the GOAT of beverages in Vietnam. Fight me.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i don't think people who make decisions like this deserve to breathe free air, or any air
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