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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner

@synthwhoa.bsky.social
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Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer. I write: appealingwords.wordpress.com I need money: ko-fi.com/synthwhoa

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 1h
Oh no
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 1h
Tootsie Rollerball
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 2h
That's definitely the vibe.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 11h
I mean you've got lots of hair. Just selectively placed.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 11h
The old joke "there are two kinds of people in the world, those who think Elon Musk is a modern day Henry Ford."
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12h
When the couch sees what you post.
A picture of a couch with a folding armrest. The top of the couch has two round lights, which are looking down at two drinks in cupholders and a power outlet with a phone connected. The shape of the top looks like a very shocked duck, and the angle makes it look like it's reading the phone and is VERY surprised by what it sees.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12h
It's a weird way to build hype for a second Weapons movie.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12h
They have to be well paid so they don't approve questionable things out of anger.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12h
Every business needs a minimum of one, extremely well paid queer person to explain why they shouldn't do certain things.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12h
But they use AI for that too!
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12h
Stalled out on Final Fantasy Legend because the futuristic world is confusing and annoying.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12h
Plus emulation can be used for anything! Slop ports are just one game, I want the rare shit the slop merchants wouldn't touch because it would never give them clout.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 13h
To the tune of Europe. 🎶Carrie, not that Carrie🎵 🎵The one with Chloë Grace?🎶 🎶NooOoOo Carrie, miniseries🎵 🎵The one by Flanagan...🎶
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 13h
What do AI bros actually do? Like, AI does their hobbies, AI does their job, AI raises their kids, AI probably made that post... What do they spend the day doing?
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 14h
Protip: When you get tested, make an appointment at the clinic instead of doing a walk-in if you can, and cruise past all the suckers who are waiting an hour for a blood test. 😎
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 14h
Okay this might be an actual crime.
A picture of a health food store. On the corner, the word "store" is printed, but the "e" is on a different wall.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Intriguingly beefy, more like.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think he's more than thick and full enough.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess it was inevitable we would get a Weapons 2.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He looks like someone's disgruntled manager.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No time to kill Camilla.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll never figure out why Hollywood was LaBeouf mad in the '00s.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why does LaBeouf look like he has been caught robbing a train?
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm morbidly curious how they're going to propose requiring people to maintain contact with their abusive parents, since that's where this is leading. Christianity this weird anti-consent death cult and we need to rid ourselves of it as soon as possible.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Their meaning of "religious liberty" is always the opposite of what "liberty" actually means.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Women also had a fairly typical upward trend until that dramatic upward couple of years that coincided with no-fault divorce. Men had a flat life expectancy before that dramatic upswing, and then their trend roughly followed women. It could all be correlation but, well, there are the old ways...
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was looking at statistics from a few places just on life expectancy - the place linked sources from the UN and has a nice chart. And you're right! Women's life expectancy increased dramatically as well. I focused on the men largely because men seem to be the most anti-divorce.
georank.org
United States: Life Expectancy 1950-2026 & Calculator by age
The United States ranks 47/197 for average life expectancy at birth, with 77.4 years for males, 82.2 years for females, and 79.8 years for both sexes combined.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't be mean to the capys.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta make sure the scan gets every detail.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyway one interesting thing is that life expectancy for men in the US was fairly stagnant until the seventies, and then around when no fault divorce was introduced it increased DRAMATICALLY in the space of a few years. In the rest of the world there was just a normal curve.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I haven't kept very close track of the narratives for this but it feels VERY CONCERNING that they're trying to tie this to no fault divorce allowing people in bad marriages to break it off. "You're gonna have to talk to your bad parents and stick with your bad spouse."
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New soft more like new hard. (I am so sorry.)
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This makes me feel less bad about having an ex and my BF's enemies on my suggested list.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't want to tell you to get a divorce, but I don't think I could be with someone that wrong about chocolate chip cookies, the universal cookie.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I see a Mitsubishi badge I'm assuming it has no features and it's somehow on its third owner with mismatched tires even if it's new.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look I don't play fantasy football but if I did I'd take the much more sensible route of drafting all of the players I'd like to kiss.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, it probably does need to be cleaned, I don't know if it ever has been. But that's sort of annoying.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dang it PS3, I know you're an old man but don't start failing on me. (It's saying that it's too hot even though it was only on for a minute and is in a well-ventilated location.)
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TBH I'm pretty sure your last election was stolen too.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Extra fun (related) fact: When Tesla developed the Model S, the screen they specced was bigger than any existing automotive grade screen. Automotive grade means the screens can survive extreme temperatures. They just bought non-automotive grade screens. So the screens in early Teslas melt.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're not custom touchscreens, it's all off-the-shelf components. Buttons are cheap when produced at scale, but for a smaller manufacturer - as Tesla was during development - the cost of developing custom switchgear can be extremely expensive. That's why a Pagani Zonda uses Rover switches.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When taking care of a little guy named Murray, to the tune of Bon Jovi: "Whoa, he's sitting there. Whoa-oh, Murrays on a chair!"
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Camp Miasma fan account @bearishtx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a Eurovision style song contest but it's for the songs people make up & sing to their pets
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It sits near the top of our list but we want a smidge more range than it offers. Somewhere over 400km would be ideal for the places we usually go. But honestly if they made a version that breaks that number it would probably find its way to our garage.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My car isn't perfect but small hatchback is the ideal form of car.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The worst was when my car - Hyundai Elantra GT - was cancelled and then Hyundai Canada went "but you could get a crossover" and then the Kona is worse in every way. Do not insult me!
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just found out that the Kia EV4 is available in hatchback form in other markets and quite frankly this is news designed to annoy me specifically. This would be exactly what I want!
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WAY too big and WAY too tall. I mean, I'm rejecting the EV5 out of hand because it's too much of an SUV, a full-sized truck is right out. The Fathom is promised to be cheap and looks smaller than a Maverick, which makes me curious. But even that might be too truck in the end.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The story of convincing a Microsoft product that I wanted to say "TVs" in an email.
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Outlook: "We are going to autocorrect that. Whoops it's a typo, you should fix it! Oh, you fixed it, but we're just going to autocorrect it for you again. Oh no, it's a typo, you need to fix it! Well let's just autocorrect that fix. Oh no, you made that typo again! You fixed it? Well let's just..."
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