Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 7hI heard somewhere that AI will solve plastic recycling in 10 years so this is probably fine 020
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“AI can’t possibly know everything about biotech because some of it is tacit knowledge you can only experience first hand.” The tacit knowledge: 3189
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'd like to get a 90s-era medical device console like this and install some kind of AI soundboard in it so it can be my sassy lab companion 070
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Can anyone who played CELLQuest on the original Becton Dickinson tell me if it was fun? Is it worth trying to vibe code an emulator for some retro gaming? 020
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I look forward to the day when every lab instrument runs linux and the entire UI is just an MCP for my agents 050
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If weeds can overgrow a fake lawn then it stands to reason that you could develop a strain of grass that would functionally replace the fake lawn except be real 141
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Bioproduct idea gluten-free damp dusters for the market of people with celiac disease who want to eat their scrub daddies 060
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I am literally begging you to start a biotech company, literally any biotech company, and incorporate slop maximalism into your branding I am in love with biotech slop maximalism. I will do free work for you. I will shill whatever bioproduct or AI model thing you sell. 182
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 20/04/20261) Apparently snails can eat graffiti 2) Apparently snails actively seek out graffiti to eat 3) ??? 4) Start a biotech company that sells snails for graffiti removal 4405
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I will personally award the Nobel Prize in Chemistry to the first person who engineers a peptide that can do the worm 081
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026We know that AI increases the value of human biological data. But by how much? Super interesting to see a specific class of human biological data assigned a spot price in a real market event 051
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Lab coats should have elastic scrunchies on the sleeves 060
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 06/04/202616 years ago I blew off my thesis research for one day to make a YouTube video about plasmids www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNeC... Today I'm in the plasmid sequencing tutorials for Plasmidsaurus www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNeC... The trick to having a fun career in science is say yes to random fun things 1121
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Me when I click on an in-line citation in an online article and it takes me to the references section of the same article instead of opening the new article in a new tab 0683
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 25/02/2026We’re so blessed that evolution made the shape of eggs be the literal only possible shape for eggs that isn’t deeply unsettling 140
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Biotech startups 0.0003 nanoseconds after the lab team ships a breakthrough drug to clinical trials 260
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The funniest version of the future is the one where we invent ASI only to watch it immediately start culturing brain cells to invent ASSI www.cell.com/cell-reports... 060
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Me and everyone who keeps calling it Pichia pastoris holding out against the attempt to rename it Komagataella phaffii 0100
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 01/02/2026How it feels to start opening tabs on a new research project 0181
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 29/01/2026You must assemble the 4 lost parafilms of type "L," "N," "O" and "P" 020
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I'll give you the secret tech for good popcorn: nutritional yeast 010
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 27/01/2026The good version of the future includes a decentralized bioeconomy supporting lots of good green-collar jobs in bioproducts and bioservices Sourdough microbakeries hint at what that future might look like www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/d... 080
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The fancy popcorn from the organic market is bad at popping compared to the cheap popcorn from the normal grocery store and I’m tired of pretending it’s not 110
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 21/01/2026When you work in a yeast lab and you pause a moment to enjoy the aromas of the yeast 190
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I don't want to be the main character I want to be the quest giver 150
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 17/01/2026This vintage Abcam fridge magnet does me so right It’s odd, it’s playful, it’s memorable. But what I like best is the way you can tell if reflects a real human’s sense of humor. It wasn’t designed by committee. More marketing like this please biotech companies 020
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 16/01/2026But there's nothing like the warm sound of an orbital shaker 2110
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 12/01/2026This is the strongest argument in favor of automated labs 151
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I've often daydreamed about fantastically large fruits and vegetables, living in a pumpkin house, boats made of watermelons, things of that nature But maybe I need to re-imagine that future because these large carrots are actually quite unsettling 2100
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 09/01/2026At first I thought this picture was just somebody from woodgang hornyposting so imagine my delight to see bark-dwelling microbes on the cover of science magazine www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... 040
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Scientists often assume that "the public" has an innate and knee-jerk opposition to GMOs, lab-grown meat or other novel bioproducts But when you make something people really want it turns out they have a higher weirdness tolerance than you might expect 250
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026This is how I feel about attempts to build a virtual cell model 0292
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Writing your lover a note on paper made from your own hair is the kind of high-upside romantic bet you can only make with a bio-based product 021
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I wonder if we could replicate this pipeline to get more of the the fitness-style biohacking community interested in fundamental biology and lab-style biohacking 040
Jake Wintermute @synbio1.bsky.social · 31/12/2025When you're brainstorming about bioproduct ideas one thing you look for is signs of an unmet market need 1111