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syn @syn.horse · 29/09/2026
Shipped a thing! triage.syn.horse My memory is terrible. Pathologically bad (syn.as/sdam). So I capture everything into Linear, in Triage by default. This tool makes it easy to go through the triage queue on a phone. It's all client-side - you need an API key, but it never leaves your browser.
triage.syn.horse
Triage
Triage Linear issues from your phone.
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syn @syn.horse · 28/09/2026
replace `dig` with `doggo`. you're welcome. github.com/mr-karan/doggo
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GitHub - mr-karan/doggo: :dog: Command-line DNS Client for Humans. Written in Golang
:dog: Command-line DNS Client for Humans. Written in Golang - mr-karan/doggo
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syn @syn.horse · 25/09/2026
Hah, I forgot who you were for a minute there. Very gratifying!
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syn @syn.horse · 25/09/2026
nuxt 💚
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syn @syn.horse · 25/09/2026
oh, fit.
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syn @syn.horse · 25/09/2026
Does anyone else have this when grocery shopping? An inability to buy ONE of anything? It always feels more comfortable to buy two, and it feels actively worrisome - for some reason - to buy one. Brains, man. Wonk.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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syn @syn.horse · 22/09/2026
NOOOORMMMAALLL VIIIIEEEWWWW
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syn @syn.horse · 22/09/2026
As in: if the VPS goes pop, can you bring it back up by telling it to recover from the backing store?
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syn @syn.horse · 22/09/2026
But like from the sounds of it your local client talks to the VPS which talks to the backing store (I've used Wasabi previously). The question is whether all the data to recreate any state on the VPS is also on the backing store.
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syn @syn.horse · 22/09/2026
Also if you have data loss on the VPS, does the data on Wasabi allow you to recover or is there state stored only on the VPS?
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syn @syn.horse · 22/09/2026
Does Nextcloud on macOS integrate as a File Provider?
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syn @syn.horse · 22/09/2026
There will be losses, but not the majority. What actually happens: no condensation step. Water comes in and is evaporated to the atmosphere. That's it. There are better options. We're not using them. 🧵 2/2
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syn @syn.horse · 22/09/2026
Today in things I was wrong about & you should understand: AI does use water in a wasteful way. What should happen: closed loop cooling. Take water, run it through heat exchangers, evaporate it, condense it, return it to the pool, run it through heat exchangers, evaporate it, repeat forever. 🧵 1/2
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syn @syn.horse · 21/09/2026
PROTIP: if you have a lot of small files you want to put in cloud storage on a Mac, use iCloud. It handles it like a champ. What I WANT to use is Dropbox, so it's not tied to an ecosystem, but Dropbox absolutely chokes with lots of small files. Really badly. Which is why I'm having an rclone party.
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syn @syn.horse · 21/09/2026
it is a constant source of pleasure to know that across the internet, admittedly not very often, gen alphas are discovering jerkcity for the first time. behold. a gift from my era of the internet. also dicksucking huuahlugahghhgh
Dialog:
  deuce: I'M A GROUND EFFECT VEHICLE
  deuce: BRRRRRRR
  pants: BRRRRRR I'M A TRILOBITE
  deuce: HURRRR I'M A TRILOBITE FUCKER
  pants: BACKING MY TRILOBITE ASS UP
  pants: WHICH END IS MY ASS
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 20/09/2026
"WHICH END" bonequest.com/10048
deuce: I'M A GROUND EFFECT VEHICLE
deuce: BRRRRRRR
pants: BRRRRRR I'M A TRILOBITE
deuce: HURRRR I'M A TRILOBITE FUCKER
pants: BACKING MY TRILOBITE ASS UP
pants: WHICH END IS MY ASS
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syn @syn.horse · 21/09/2026
Playing VOYAGER: ACROSS THE UNKNOWN. sort of good? I think? not totally convinced it could work without the trek licence. anyway, to my absolute surprise, it surfaced an episode of VOYAGER which I've not seen! ("Rise")
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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syn @syn.horse · 15/09/2026
I don't have the skills for this. Too Deep AI. But it's where you could make a HUGE impact. 🧵 3/3
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syn @syn.horse · 15/09/2026
Think about the problem, at its root, being that we interact with agents through chat. Wouldn't it be safer if we could find a way to structure that data, more so than just passing a structured object in chat? 🧵 2/3
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syn @syn.horse · 15/09/2026
Made an autonomous agent harness? Cool cool. No, I understand, that's everyone's dream right now. You rock on. I won't be fucking touching it until we solve prompt injection. 🧵 1/3
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Mog The Confessor @mogtheconfessor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026... You love to see it
theguardian.com
RNLI reports ‘significant’ donations boost after being targeted by far right over small boats
Charity condemns ‘disgraceful’ intimidation and insists it will continue core purpose of saving lives at sea
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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syn @syn.horse · 11/09/2026
Holy shit. The KARR and SWDS "security" units - designed to help you prevent car theft, are vulnerable for absolute clowntown reasons. - They bridge BLE to CAN. - They protect that BLE interface with a key... - ...which is stored in plaintext in the mobile app.
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syn @syn.horse · 08/09/2026
Three hours.
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syn @syn.horse · 08/09/2026
Way to go! You just convinced me that you have no understanding of my condition whatsoever despite my repeated attempts to explain it. Top marks.
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syn @syn.horse · 08/09/2026
Turns out that no matter how defensively you program, your code doesn't get executed if it doesn't get imported. Anyway, that was the last three hours of my life.
static.klipy.com
Picard Facepalm
ALT: Picard Facepalm
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syn @syn.horse · 07/09/2026
Stupid ✅ Fun ✅ Kind of useful? ✅ github.com/knadh/dns.toys
github.com
GitHub - knadh/dns.toys: A DNS server that offers useful utilities and services over the DNS protocol. Weather, world time, unit conversion etc.
A DNS server that offers useful utilities and services over the DNS protocol. Weather, world time, unit conversion etc. - knadh/dns.toys
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syn @syn.horse · 06/09/2026
you can decentralise without a blockchain! unthinkable! scandal!
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syn @syn.horse · 06/09/2026
aaaah, I love keyoxide so much. Since keybase was just left to rot, EXTREMELY disappointingly, this is a truly fantastic replacement which is entirely decentralised. wish it supported more proofs, but it's got the important stuff. keyoxide.org/8EA4E68124FE...
keyoxide.org
syn - Keyoxide
Modern and secure platform to manage a decentralized identity based on cryptographic keys
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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syn @syn.horse · 05/09/2026
Another grift. When the law stands, those coins will be rare and valuable. Who do you reckon will hold a lot of them?
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syn @syn.horse · 05/09/2026
TLD bros.
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syn @syn.horse · 05/09/2026
submitted my first PR to Mastodon! nothing wildly important. just allows link verification to use `Link` headers as well as `<link rel="me"` in the body. github.com/mastodon/mas...
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✨ feat(verify_link_service): support rel="me" verification via Link headers by synmux · Pull Request #40388 · mastodon/mastodon
Capture response Link headers in perform_request! alongside the existing truncated body, guarded on a 200 status. Refactor link_back_present? to check both header- and body-based matches, renaming ...
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syn @syn.horse · 05/09/2026
You would repost a frog

A frog
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syn @syn.horse · 05/09/2026
Anyone going off about backups will be stabbed in the eyes. Because I don't have cause to use my key much (I sign my commits with a SSH key) the data loss happened over a year ago. All my backups had aged out.
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syn @syn.horse · 05/09/2026
I managed to delete the secret key material for my GPG key. Well, piss. Let me tell you about revocation certificates. This doesn't contain your secret keys, but can be used to revoke the key. I had one, and thus it was easy to revoke the key and generate a new one. Generate one. Trust me.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 04/09/2026
SHE LOVES IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER.

J.K. Rowling funds Reduxx, an anti-trans hate site banned from Patreon for illegally selling brass knuckles. If you support J.K. Rowling in any way, you are supporting anti-trans violence.
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syn @syn.horse · 04/09/2026
YES A MILLION TIMES THIS IT'S VILE
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syn @syn.horse · 03/09/2026
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syn @syn.horse · 03/09/2026
The worst thing about a nut shot is that in the instant of it, nothing happens. You have a brief window where you know what's coming, you know how bad it's going to be, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Then someone spends the next five minutes inflating a balloon in your abdomen.
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syn @syn.horse · 03/09/2026
today's new doofer in unintentionally hilarious copywriting shocker
FW update. Updating... Don't!
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syn @syn.horse · 03/09/2026
This scene gets me EVERY time. Walter has just woken up in a dystopian world where feelings are almost criminal; everything is hyper-rationalist and grey. Music is banned. He wakes from a fretful sleep. I fucking WEEP like a child every single time I watch it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dybr...
youtube.com
Fringe s05e01 ending (Yazoo - Only you)
YouTube video by Luna
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syn @syn.horse · 03/09/2026
"Sad boys club" I fucking die. Did you mean: Russian literature
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syn @syn.horse · 03/09/2026
yes! a pandemic of kids having a bit of agency respected by adults! this we cannot allow!
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Arcade @arcadesrevenge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Name one school district." "Name one school." This is what you say to every single person who makes this obviously idiotic, bogus claim. You place the burden of proving it on them, and when they can't, you tell them they're full of shit and you're done with them.
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syn @syn.horse · 03/09/2026
The biggest con in the world outside the White House is delivery companies' "leave in a safe place" feature. It's not about making things more convenient for you. You essentially sign away all rights to complain about the state or loss of your parcel when you choose it. Watch the fine print.
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syn @syn.horse · 02/09/2026
It's particularly awful because the frontier models are actually way more right than wrong these days. But the cheap customer service chatbots (and whatever Google's search AI is backed on) appears to be running on a potato. And then there's such SURPRISE when shitty platforms produce shitty results
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syn @syn.horse · 02/09/2026
reminder that if you want all the nerd fonts in a flat directory without fannying about pulling each individually, I maintain an archive of just that. just updated to the latest release. includes ioskeley mono, which is an amazing iosevka riff. public.syn.horse/files/nerd-f...
public.syn.horse
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