syn @syn.horse · 21/09/2026it is a constant source of pleasure to know that across the internet, admittedly not very often, gen alphas are discovering jerkcity for the first time. behold. a gift from my era of the internet. also dicksucking huuahlugahghhgh 120
syn @syn.horse · 14/08/2026This is not an appropriate use of them. Give the Government a button and they'll find an excuse to press it. Go on the fucking news. 🧵 2/2 010
syn @syn.horse · 14/08/2026Today's emergency alerts are fucking terrible. No thought for anxiety or PTSD. These alerts are supposed to be used when there is immediate risk to life. Nukes. Earthquakes. Even a fire - when it's at your door. 🧵 1/2 110
syn @syn.horse · 07/08/2026CN weight loss. First image is unrelated to avoid shoving it in your face. --- Let me tell you about GLP-1s. I measured this three times. Please no "well done" because it really is the drug doing the work. I'm watching calories but not going crazy with it. 130
syn @syn.horse · 04/08/2026how do you write code for the RP2350's PIO controller when you're using micropython? simple. you just... oh no 010
syn @syn.horse · 03/08/2026The irony is strong that even through all the keyboards I own, the one I keep coming back to is the novelty Commodore 64 one because it just has the most beautiful key surfaces and that delicious click. I can type faster with less conscious thought with the feel and the sound. 230
syn @syn.horse · 28/07/2026As a tenor (once upon a time, anyway) in an actual honest to God choir, can confirm 020
syn @syn.horse · 04/07/2026Fuuucking AI. Trying to identify a dinky chip. Don't have a magnifier. Okay, let's use my phone, that has decent optics. Phone: sure thing! Oh, by the way, let me enhance that image for you by scrubbing those annoying identifiers from those chips 130
syn @syn.horse · 16/06/2026When enough time has passed, I forget what a hive of scum and villainy the Switch store is. But it's alright. It doesn't take long for it to remind me. 010
syn @syn.horse · 15/06/2026This miniature trouble cyclone really had no idea how wrong (and, let's be fair, how right) things would go. Their main concern? Sneaking into the computer room to play with the Model Bs on their own. 010
syn @syn.horse · 13/06/2026Fred was a good lad. He was a bearded cranky old man who I got on very, very well with. He had a little workshop in his shed, and the day I turned up needing a voltmeter his eyes lit up. As it turned out, this little old man in his shed in Surrey made the BAFTA awards every year. 🧵 1/3 110
syn @syn.horse · 22/05/2026Oh, fuck my life. Heat makes MS worse. It impairs nerve conduction in everybody, but you don't notice unless your nerve conduction is already shot to shit. I will be in the shower all day. 310
syn @syn.horse · 25/04/2026oh no I have done it again Ordered one item of cigarette filters on Amazon Did not notice the full item description 230
syn @syn.horse · 24/04/2026Today I learned a thing about medical weed dosage. I learned it but good. Spacetime was echoing for five hours. 010
syn @syn.horse · 15/04/2026Ugreen. Lads. I love the effort. But it's a network cable. Settle down. 030
syn @syn.horse · 14/04/2026What happens when you give M5 a big board to work with? They put fucking everything on it. And then they use old camcorders batteries to power the thing instead of directing them to e-waste. 10/10. 010
syn @syn.horse · 14/04/2026Absolute scenes.No, you superfluous peanut of a man, it's not a religion. It's a belief that we can use AI and do good if we build the barest fucking guardrails and actually run studies into harm reduction. "Elites". You mean research being done by actual academics, not profiting from psychosis. 010
syn @syn.horse · 13/04/2026YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE TO THE SICKEST LINE ABOUT BIOHACKING EVER UTTERED 000
syn @syn.horse · 13/04/2026So you pop open the Atom Lite datasheet to make sure this will work. And like the abyss, it looks back into you. And it points to the Atom Lite - a £9 device - schematics. They put an IR LED in it because they could. Because there was space on the board. Because why not. Ten million points. 🧵 2/2 000
syn @syn.horse · 12/04/2026Double sided tape is magic. I could put all this bullshit on my desk. Orrrr... I could just stick it to the back of my monitor instead. 030
syn @syn.horse · 04/04/2026I have a frankly upsetting quantity of USB-A to USB-C cables. I mean I have a bunch of C to C cables, but that's to be expected. But why the hell do I have twice as much A to C? 010
syn @syn.horse · 30/03/2026[ prompt injection has entered the chat ] These people are going to have a horrible time one of these days. 130
syn @syn.horse · 22/03/2026And finally...the answer. Remember, this thing was positioned as enterprise-grade rocketship hardware. God knows how much it cost new, I got it cheap because Helium is dead and I can turn it into a Meshtastic node. That's an off-the-shelf Raspberry Pi 4 with a LoRA HAT. That's all it is. 010
syn @syn.horse · 21/03/2026Still nothing? Maybe if we show where I've removed plates and stickers on the side... 101
syn @syn.horse · 21/03/2026No bites? Fair enough! It's supposed to be hard from the outside. Let's strip it down a bit. 100
syn @syn.horse · 21/03/2026It's time for a game of... 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼 I'll be posting follow-ups which make it more obvious. Feel free to guess, and watch the post to find out if you're right! We'll start with the assembled unit. This is a Helium (now defunct) network miner which I'm repurposing. 240
syn @syn.horse · 26/02/2026in which I left the Omi on while I was listening to Doctor Who and its beta proactive notifications tried to be helpful 010
syn @syn.horse · 24/02/2026"What do you even think about during sex?" Well. Fun fact. When I'm fucking someone, I'm trying to figure out the right resonant frequency to minimise effort. Muscle weakness from MS is a bitch; but PHYSICS! 030
syn @syn.horse · 19/02/2026You're not wrong, AI which if it was from a big company I would find horrifying. Somehow, since Omi are a dinky little startup, I trust them FAR more. I'm essentially feeding them live data about everything I do, say, and hear. If Meta were doing that, I'd be setting The Charges. Shall ponder. 000
syn @syn.horse · 14/02/2026Aw, my mum's alright yo. She's always been a bit low grade bigoted toward Islam, mostly through ignorance. Now having come back visiting my sister in Saudi, I happen to glance at her reading pile and 230
syn @syn.horse · 11/02/2026Hahah holy shit jackpot. It's gender. Gender does not have a body type. Happy to help. 100
syn @syn.horse · 02/02/2026I present the worst thing I've found in the Epstein drop beyond the accusations, and may God have mercy on your soul 010