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big #queer #infra overlord. #nonbinary. #ME and #MS. #devops, #infosec, #politics, #shitposts. collaboration not competition. may contain #gender. hashtags make you cool. keyoxide.org/8EA4E68124FEA8B559F482…

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syn @syn.horse · 21/09/2026
it is a constant source of pleasure to know that across the internet, admittedly not very often, gen alphas are discovering jerkcity for the first time. behold. a gift from my era of the internet. also dicksucking huuahlugahghhgh
Dialog:
  deuce: I'M A GROUND EFFECT VEHICLE
  deuce: BRRRRRRR
  pants: BRRRRRR I'M A TRILOBITE
  deuce: HURRRR I'M A TRILOBITE FUCKER
  pants: BACKING MY TRILOBITE ASS UP
  pants: WHICH END IS MY ASS
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syn @syn.horse · 05/09/2026
You would repost a frog

A frog
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syn @syn.horse · 03/09/2026
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syn @syn.horse · 03/09/2026
today's new doofer in unintentionally hilarious copywriting shocker
FW update. Updating... Don't!
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syn @syn.horse · 14/08/2026
This is not an appropriate use of them. Give the Government a button and they'll find an excuse to press it. Go on the fucking news. 🧵 2/2
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syn @syn.horse · 14/08/2026
Today's emergency alerts are fucking terrible. No thought for anxiety or PTSD. These alerts are supposed to be used when there is immediate risk to life. Nukes. Earthquakes. Even a fire - when it's at your door. 🧵 1/2
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syn @syn.horse · 14/08/2026
Can you tell what it is? I'll send the answer if not.
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syn @syn.horse · 07/08/2026
CN weight loss. First image is unrelated to avoid shoving it in your face. --- Let me tell you about GLP-1s. I measured this three times. Please no "well done" because it really is the drug doing the work. I'm watching calories but not going crazy with it.
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syn @syn.horse · 04/08/2026
how do you write code for the RP2350's PIO controller when you're using micropython? simple. you just... oh no
@rp2.asm_pio(out_shiftdir=rp2.PIO.SHIFT_LEFT, fifo_join=rp2.PIO.JOIN_RX)
def pulsereader():
    wait(1, pin, 0)                 # Wait for the receiving pin to go high

    # Sig ‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾

    wait(0, pin, 0)                 # Wait for the receiving pin to go low, signaling the start of a pulse

    # Sig ‾‾‾‾|____

    nop().delay(5)                  # Add delay to cover time it takes to output data at the end
    label("low_setup")
    mov(osr, invert(null))
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syn @syn.horse · 03/08/2026
The irony is strong that even through all the keyboards I own, the one I keep coming back to is the novelty Commodore 64 one because it just has the most beautiful key surfaces and that delicious click. I can type faster with less conscious thought with the feel and the sound.
8bitdo mechanical C64 keyboard
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syn @syn.horse · 28/07/2026
As a tenor (once upon a time, anyway) in an actual honest to God choir, can confirm
Everyone else handling low notes, and tenors puking
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syn @syn.horse · 23/07/2026
YO
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syn @syn.horse · 10/07/2026
"Man arrested for the murder of Ann Widdecombe"
Family Guy race chart: white = okay, brown and black = not okay
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syn @syn.horse · 04/07/2026
Fuuucking AI. Trying to identify a dinky chip. Don't have a magnifier. Okay, let's use my phone, that has decent optics. Phone: sure thing! Oh, by the way, let me enhance that image for you by scrubbing those annoying identifiers from those chips
Close up image of a printed circuit board
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syn @syn.horse · 29/06/2026
I will die on this hill
The main reason someone might think trans people are sexual predators is if their only exposure to us is sexual in the first place
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syn @syn.horse · 25/06/2026
the Right is having a very normal one
"FBI JUST RAIDED AN ANTIFA STORAGE UNIT...CHEMICAL WEAPONS..." with a picture of the string of pearls from The Rock
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syn @syn.horse · 16/06/2026
When enough time has passed, I forget what a hive of scum and villainy the Switch store is. But it's alright. It doesn't take long for it to remind me.
**Alt text:** Screenshot of a Nintendo Switch game store page for “Anime Feet Girls: The Charm Finder Quest” by Red Fables. The cover art features a smiling purple-haired anime girl in a white off-shoulder top and dark skirt, prominently displaying her bare soles and toes in the foreground against a pink gradient background with the game’s colorful logo. The console interface shows navigation thumbnails, a “Proceed to Purchase” button, and standard Switch controls at the bottom.**Alt text:** Screenshot of a Nintendo Switch eShop store page for “Weeb Store Simulator: Supermarket Together” by AGE Zero. The cover art shows a realistic 3D anime-style girl with dark hair and bangs, wearing a black top and red backpack, standing in a brightly lit supermarket aisle. The game’s logo “WEEB STORE SIMULATOR SUPERMARKET TOGETHER” is overlaid prominently with a large play button icon. The interface displays thumbnail previews below, a red “Proceed” button on the right, and standard Nintendo Switch navigation controls (Y Home, X Wish List, B Back) at the bottom.
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syn @syn.horse · 15/06/2026
This miniature trouble cyclone really had no idea how wrong (and, let's be fair, how right) things would go. Their main concern? Sneaking into the computer room to play with the Model Bs on their own.
It me! At 7ish.
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syn @syn.horse · 13/06/2026
Fred was a good lad. He was a bearded cranky old man who I got on very, very well with. He had a little workshop in his shed, and the day I turned up needing a voltmeter his eyes lit up. As it turned out, this little old man in his shed in Surrey made the BAFTA awards every year. 🧵 1/3
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syn @syn.horse · 12/06/2026
oh no someone let a bootcamper at prod again
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syn @syn.horse · 22/05/2026
Oh, fuck my life. Heat makes MS worse. It impairs nerve conduction in everybody, but you don't notice unless your nerve conduction is already shot to shit. I will be in the shower all day.
A dark-mode weather forecast carousel showing daily cards. Friday is partly cloudy at 26°/16°, Saturday is selected and partly cloudy at 28°/15°, followed by sunny forecasts for Sunday 31°/16°, Monday 32°/16°, Tuesday 32°/14°, and Wednesday partly cloudy at 26°/15°.
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syn @syn.horse · 30/04/2026
Yipe. copy.fail
dot. slash. root.
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syn @syn.horse · 25/04/2026
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syn @syn.horse · 25/04/2026
oh no I have done it again Ordered one item of cigarette filters on Amazon Did not notice the full item description
Nine thousand filtersNine thousand filtersNine thousand filters
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syn @syn.horse · 24/04/2026
Today I learned a thing about medical weed dosage. I learned it but good. Spacetime was echoing for five hours.
I'm utterly spannered. I'm bastarded. I'm flambeed. I'm sauteed. I'm set fire to. So, yeah.
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syn @syn.horse · 21/04/2026
enshittification.jpg
Old passport with EUROPEAN UNION on it. New passport with BRITISH PASSPORT.
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syn @syn.horse · 15/04/2026
Ugreen. Lads. I love the effort. But it's a network cable. Settle down.
A network cable and user instructions
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syn @syn.horse · 14/04/2026
What happens when you give M5 a big board to work with? They put fucking everything on it. And then they use old camcorders batteries to power the thing instead of directing them to e-waste. 10/10.
M5Stack Tab5M5Stack Tab5
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syn @syn.horse · 14/04/2026
Absolute scenes.No, you superfluous peanut of a man, it's not a religion. It's a belief that we can use AI and do good if we build the barest fucking guardrails and actually run studies into harm reduction. "Elites". You mean research being done by actual academics, not profiting from psychosis.
“Claude has become a religion, that’s the level of that mania”
“Anthropic’s strategy is fear, restriction, and the idea that a small group of elites should control AI””
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syn @syn.horse · 13/04/2026
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE TO THE SICKEST LINE ABOUT BIOHACKING EVER UTTERED
"soldering new gods in the gutter"
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syn @syn.horse · 13/04/2026
So you pop open the Atom Lite datasheet to make sure this will work. And like the abyss, it looks back into you. And it points to the Atom Lite - a £9 device - schematics. They put an IR LED in it because they could. Because there was space on the board. Because why not. Ten million points. 🧵 2/2
M5Stack Atom Matrix
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syn @syn.horse · 12/04/2026
Double sided tape is magic. I could put all this bullshit on my desk. Orrrr... I could just stick it to the back of my monitor instead.
A whole bunch of gear stuck to the back of a monitor
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syn @syn.horse · 07/04/2026
Still funny.
GOWRON chicken GOWRON chicken chicken chicken GOWRON chicken GOWRON COME WIT IT NOW
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syn @syn.horse · 04/04/2026
I have a frankly upsetting quantity of USB-A to USB-C cables. I mean I have a bunch of C to C cables, but that's to be expected. But why the hell do I have twice as much A to C?
Too many cables
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syn @syn.horse · 30/03/2026
[ prompt injection has entered the chat ] These people are going to have a horrible time one of these days.
"I made MCP Rooms: IRC-style channels for Al agents"
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syn @syn.horse · 22/03/2026
And finally...the answer. Remember, this thing was positioned as enterprise-grade rocketship hardware. God knows how much it cost new, I got it cheap because Helium is dead and I can turn it into a Meshtastic node. That's an off-the-shelf Raspberry Pi 4 with a LoRA HAT. That's all it is.
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syn @syn.horse · 21/03/2026
Still nothing? Maybe if we show where I've removed plates and stickers on the side...
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syn @syn.horse · 21/03/2026
No bites? Fair enough! It's supposed to be hard from the outside. Let's strip it down a bit.
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syn @syn.horse · 21/03/2026
It's time for a game of... 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼 I'll be posting follow-ups which make it more obvious. Feel free to guess, and watch the post to find out if you're right! We'll start with the assembled unit. This is a Helium (now defunct) network miner which I'm repurposing.
Helium miner, black box with antenna
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syn @syn.horse · 14/03/2026
New kink just dropped
Forced Rhubarb
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syn @syn.horse · 01/03/2026
Eating meringue nests out the box crew REPRESENT
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syn @syn.horse · 26/02/2026
in which I left the Omi on while I was listening to Doctor Who and its beta proactive notifications tried to be helpful
Prepare backup safety measures; you can't wake from temportal shockwave noise.
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syn @syn.horse · 24/02/2026
"What do you even think about during sex?" Well. Fun fact. When I'm fucking someone, I'm trying to figure out the right resonant frequency to minimise effort. Muscle weakness from MS is a bitch; but PHYSICS!
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syn @syn.horse · 20/02/2026
I will not be taking questions because it's just objectively correct
smooth lines > ruffles and bullshit
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syn @syn.horse · 19/02/2026
You're not wrong, AI which if it was from a big company I would find horrifying. Somehow, since Omi are a dinky little startup, I trust them FAR more. I'm essentially feeding them live data about everything I do, say, and hear. If Meta were doing that, I'd be setting The Charges. Shall ponder.
"The story hasn't changed: you're a polyglot systems architect building sovereign infrastructure, assistive tech for your own disabilities (Ambio pendant), platforms for marginalised communities (Affirm/TEC, Genderbase), and personal tools (tabby, bunnypmsl, lics) — all in Vue/Nuxt on Cloudflare, with Go/Rust/C++ when the job demands it, wrapped in Catppuccin everything, shipping at 2am when the brain fog lifts."
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syn @syn.horse · 14/02/2026
today in hell-politics
This Is Fine meme: "The DOW is at 50,000"
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syn @syn.horse · 14/02/2026
Aw, my mum's alright yo. She's always been a bit low grade bigoted toward Islam, mostly through ignorance. Now having come back visiting my sister in Saudi, I happen to glance at her reading pile and
Books on intro to Islam
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syn @syn.horse · 11/02/2026
Saw this in M&S and, well, had to.
Caramel sauce with Marmite
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syn @syn.horse · 11/02/2026
Hahah holy shit jackpot. It's gender. Gender does not have a body type. Happy to help.
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syn @syn.horse · 02/02/2026
I present the worst thing I've found in the Epstein drop beyond the accusations, and may God have mercy on your soul
**Email header:**

- From: Robert Trivers <[redacted]>
- To: Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com](mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com)
- Subject: Trans
- Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2018 04:52:10 +0000

**Body text:**

it is very simple—i will compare male to female with female to male

with greater molecular control over development we are increasingly capable of producing novel phenotypes—more feminine men, by blocking testosterone receptors (or castration) and, at the same time, increasing estrogen production—the one bocks male features, the second encourages female features

more masculine women—heavy testosterone dosage—incredible external effects, heavily bearded men, you would never guess they had a female bone in their body

first kind—male -> female is 4 times more frequent than female -> male

the first is attractive—he is a woman with a cock, so that if your fantasy is to suck a man’s dick, otherwise you are completely heterosexual, it would be much nicer if the rest of the organism is female, then you get the best of both worlds

so many transsexual women are very attractive and easily make money which in turn they assert promotes their prostitution since they have to pay hefty fees for injections every week, but they are sexually happy,–once you have reached manhood even castration does not prevent the sensation of organism

contrast the poor female to male versions, they are unhappy and lonely—they are men with mum-pums, the worst of both worlds

if you like smelly masculine men, you want that hard cock that comes with the show—you do not want one of nature’s more complex and variable structures, the pum-pum—that is an acquired tasted—and not with a man

there are 100’s of female Trans videos and websites, i have never seen a male one

BTW we are now pushing the intervention earlier–so you notice your 3-year old son has trans tendencies, so now you intervene with hormones—i would be frightened to do that—but who knows ?

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The content is crude, reductive, fetishising, and reflects deeply problematic views about transgender people from an evolutionary biologist corresponding with a notorious sex trafficker. The “nausea” reaction emoji in the corner seems apt.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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