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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

thus post from our wonderful director is tight the two thumbs up rating is incredibly powerful at Netflix (one thumbs up is actually bad. no joke). if you even kinda like strip law please give it a 👍👍

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

it’s V important that u watch the new netflix show “STRIP LAW”. it stars adam scott, stephen root, janelle james, keith david, shannon gisela, & more! made by some of the funniest people alive & created by cullen crawford. it’s a show full of heart & insanity. also this drunk child is voiced by me:

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

on February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

me in the airport posing for the little photo at tsa

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

since the moment he was born, all daffy duck has known is disrespect. even his name a slight against him

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

300 million for a ballroom….? girl……. it rhymes with hunny schmaundering

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

i’m like if mr. monk had never experienced marital bliss and only knew suffering but also a girl

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

did u guys know that when nuns get to heaven they finally get to consummate their marriage with god? i’m standing in the longest line i’ve ever seen…... thankfully one of the angels is getting me a fast pass bc they really DO see everything we do on earth & i impressed him

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

god just told me that he would’ve raptured you too but the prep u were doing gave him the ick…… he says, and this is a direct quote, “no thirsty bitches 😂😭😂😭”

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

my favorite part of watching football is when the players crouch on the ground like they’re in a production of CATS

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

a lot of people thinking they’ll get raptured tomorrow are forgetting the fact that god (famously) don’t like ugly

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? i’m trying to have a savant

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

love greeting a dog with a formal “sir” or just a “ma’am” like i’m on a politician’s security detail

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

when a woman’s shoe size is 5 it’s like ok, whateverrrr. have fun with ur pitter patters

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

idk if i’m one of god’s favorites but i’m definitely in a competitive tier

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

don’t ask me how….. there are some things that u just know

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

you could never make me hate jared goff. he just lambeau leaped into the seats like a 3yo learning how to get out of the swimming pool on their own for the first time

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

aidan hutchinson i have been receiving your coded messages and i accept

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COURIER @couriernewsroom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Host @theashleyray.bsky.social sits down with guest @sydneybattle.bsky.social to talk about everything from True Crime to Love Island Season 6 in this week's episode of TV I Say — watch now:

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True Crime Hits and Misses with Sydney Battle | TV I Say with Ashley Ray

YouTube video by TV I Say with Ashley Ray

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

giggling and golf clapping in front of my tv every other time alcaraz scores a point…. i need to find a new therapist

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

age gap this, intelligence gap that…. nobody’s talking about the one person has a great full name and the other person has a terrible name gap

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Louisiana has refused to reconsider the conviction of the more than 1000, mostly Black, men sentenced by split juries — even though the Supreme Court ruled that those convictions are based on an inherently racist law

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What One Man’s 45-Year-Old Case Tells Us About the “Jim Crow Juries” Haunting Louisiana

Today, a split verdict would mean a mistrial. But in 1980s Louisiana, when nonunanimous juries were still legal, 19-year-old Lloyd Gray, a Black man, was sentenced to prison for life — even though the...

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

he looks like the man made out of saltwater taffy that the bob’s burgers kids started dragging around

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

started crying at an episode of 90 day fiancé uk. time to start taking ibuprofen; i know what’s coming for me

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

can’t believe i got to be a part of this…….. created by the sick, genius mind of cullen crawford— STRIP LAW. coming to your screens feb. 20th!!

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH

Adam Scott Janelle James Keith David Among Voice Cast for New Netflix Animated Series 'Strip Law'

The series hails from creator and executive producer Cullen Crawford (“Star Trek: Lower Decks,” “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”). Steven Fisher and Trevor Engelson also executive produce along with Chris Prynoski, Shannon Prynoski, Ben Kalina and Antonio Canobbio for Titmouse Inc.

“Getting to make this show with a metric ton of geniuses has been my favorite thing I’ve ever gotten to do,” Crawford said. “I hope people find watching ‘Strip Law’ to be the joyous chaotic distraction from our grim reality that making it was for me -and also, that I live to be one thousand years old.”

the main characters of my animated Show Strip

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Johana Bhuiyan @jmbooyah.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

New: Israel is starving Palestinians, forcing them to beg for donations on sites like Bluesky. Their accounts keep getting flagged as spam. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

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Social media accounts of Palestinians desperate for funds are being flagged as spam

People in Gaza use Bluesky to crowdfund for milk and diapers – repeated deletion of their profiles has spawned a guerrilla verification squad

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

i need to book and/or get into a writers room i can feel my brain atrophying with every passing day

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

soooo true…. but SOME people should question their talent level, to be honest (i think he’d agree)

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Sister Mary Clarence @j-blockbuster.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

No, but wait... this actually makes sense.

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

why did people believe him though….? like

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

when i’m stoned it feels like my brain is a chuck e. cheese and every thought is me putting a token into the ski slope machine to see if i can win it big my making all the coins fall off the ledge…. some thought tokens are useless and others change my reality (get me a lot of tickets)

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

nobody: somebody raised catholic: i was raised catholic

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

a tsunami watch…? aren’t we dealing with enough? katy perry might be dating justin trudeau for god’s sake

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

if i was lizzie mcguire’s friend and saw the way her brother was terrorizing her i would’ve called cps

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

this happened to me once. trust me when i say this guy’s life is about to take off…. congrats brother

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

ultimately “one less lonely girl” by justin bieber is a song about the power of community outreach

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

obsessed with the “historical novel” carrie is writing in “and just like that” that we haven’t seen her do a shred of research for. i just know she’s writing it based on the vibe of the house and nothing more. beautiful

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

now that i’m an adult i find myself really relating to the principal in the lil mama song “lip gloss”…. if i’d just run out of my expensive lip gloss and was looking to buy a new one and saw one i liked i would ask about it... even if it required disrupting her education, sure

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

really relate to carrie bradshaw in the sense that sometimes i make the absolute dumbest decisions in the world and yet things just somehow work out for me…. it’s a horrible, enabling, insufferable trait and it’s incredible

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

if it was 2015 we’d have approximately 50 different buzzfeed quizzes about what your choice of zit patch brand to wear in public says about you…. instead i’m forced to make up my own results in my head

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

i like dating older guys because they’re always saying stuff like “you’re getting me all worked up” or “i have to exercise or i’ll die”

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

before things kick up any further i want it on the record that i’m flat footed

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

love beets so much…. i love how much influence they have over our bodies… they make their presence known in a way that i admire and want for myself

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

i wish we could bring nikola tesla to the present and tell him about everything that’s happened with his name and etc but specifically the david bowie version from the prestige. to be clear i want to bring back nikola tesla but as played by david bowie playing nikola tesla

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

David Lynch said it best— fix your hearts or die

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

propaganda we’re all falling for: sydney battle should play dr. langdon’s exhausted wife in season 2 of THE PITT

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