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Syddhartha

@syddhartha.bsky.social
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Oregonian allergic to trees, like a walking O. Henry story. I enjoy alliteration more than most. Intersectional antiracist with bad sports opinions. #BAONPDX #RCTID #LVAces #Ripcity

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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Former Timbers U23 player, Danny Trejo just scored for the Oakland Roots!
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paging @diskin.bsky.social, we're trying to figure out what this tuba-like instrument is.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That Lowly Worm one is my absolute favorite.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The memes I enjoyed this week:
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy birthday to my birthday twin @marysuesays.bsky.social !!
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
About this witching hour, *ten years ago*, @cascadialou.bsky.social and I were just ending our first date. We had met for a pre-match breakfast at Brix in NW, he drew a Batman, I spilled my coffee. We went to a Timbers match. We walked and talked half of Portland. It was a really great day.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
PUPPETS IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!! #StrangeNewWorlds
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What an absolute banger from Hanks and a long time coming!!! #BAONPDX
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Considering the new research correlating certain gut and oral microbes to psychopathy, one can never be too careful.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We need a Woso-type term for women's basketball. Team USA is about to DOMINATE, and they deserve nice things.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"...fashion is just a heat check against your self esteem" is the best sentence I've read all week.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm protecting my heart in the event that Jimothy turns out to be the biggest milkshake duck in the history of the Internet.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Quiet quitting is now “Mitching work.”
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
In case you were wondering: yes, we have tickets and it will be kiddo's first state fair concert.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Turned down Riyadh, BUT NOT THE OREGON STATE FAIR 🦫🦦🫈🪵
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shakira now has more World Cup final appearances (2) than Gerard Piqué (1)
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This one time, John Strong tweeted about Lou's lunch. #WC2026 #lowstakesfutbol
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I just got out of class, what did I miss?
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yooooo new monkey species just dropped! - Yale E360 share.google/tJLw4cjoLzPy...
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New Species of Monkey Discovered in the Congo
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don't choose to short stocks, but out of curiosity I just looked at the short interest on SpaceX 😂😂😂
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well well well.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Some people are so flipping fast with the memes.
Death is playing a claw machine and has picked up Lindsey Graham but is exclaiming that Mitch Mcconnell is visibly in the machine too.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yesssssssss. One more down... Waiting on the Mitch update. Hope it was that explosive diarrhea that got him.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If you aren't on the Georgism subreddit, can you even call yourself an American Marxist? #LVT
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yeesh, well I guess those Platner-is-a-psyop-plant folks look less crazy now...
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Welp, at least we all got to watch A'ja Wilson play basketball tonight.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Becky Hammon's jacket is rad.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We appear to be experiencing some technical difficulties.... Please standby
Backboard sign and shot clock are not functioning.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I too was on the "Mitch McConnell is definitely dead" train but I just had a call with the man and he sounds fine. We talked about Iran, the average heat of hellfire, how it feels to be eternally impaled through the rectum with a burning trident. He looks forward to returning to D.C.!
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Because everything old is new again, Less Than Jake has new music out in a collaboration with Hey-Smith: music.youtube.com/watch?v=IXlJ... #WhatYearIsIt
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Just Let Me Know
YouTube video by Less Than Jake - Topic
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
To be fair.... that was a damn near perfect PK. (¡Que malo!)
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🔥🔥🔥🔥 ⚽
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Norway is going to take this whole ding dang thing!!
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Apparently one of the buildings they were sent to was the Department of Commerce but the doors are locked. Not kidding. Pretty good live coverage from the NYT over here.
nytimes.com
Update from Aishvarya Kavi
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ha ha I hate it here
From the New York Times:

It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall.
Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced.
One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,
"I think this is baloney."
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I LOVE LOW STAKES SOCCER!! #ARGvCPV
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I want an Aussie/Marmite t-shirt...
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
UPDATE: I just got a promoted advert for a *concierge* facial feminization clinic. It's official 🎉 my algorithm perceives me to be either trans or a VERY committed drag queen. 🎉
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I am *too many* Internet Years old.
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Listening to Hank Green talk with Ze Frank on his Humans podcast reminded me that I had THE BIGGEST CRUSH Ze circa this Ted talk: youtu.be/FMkJVXi7Rp8?...
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Nerdcore comedy | Ze Frank
YouTube video by TED
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Before the day is done, keep in your heart the knowledge that PRIDE WAS A RIOT
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ya'll ever wonder if bean-dad's kid still talks to him?
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you aren't watching the Portland Fire vs Washington Mystics in QUADRUPLE OVERTIME, what are you even doing?!?
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Me: a cis het white woman, intersectional feminist and one-time drag king My algo: here's an advert for tucking panties Me: I HAVE ATTAINED MY FINAL FORM
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
nothing in the US is getting better until we start start treating this kind of thing as what it is: a form of bribery
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#shutupAlexi
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Syddhartha @syddhartha.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What are the chances of 2 own goals across two games? That seems high... even in men's futbol.
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