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The guy of all time

@syd420.bsky.social
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31, trans masc / streaming on twitch.tv/oaken42069 / crafting / general microblog

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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sybil still poops outside of the litter box but now it's contained on a pee pad so I'm not scrubbing the floor all day and that's what's important.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Derby hat Derby hat Derby hat
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ISO two pin back buttons to indicate where my EpiPens are, if you know someone who could help I can afford to spend maybe $20
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 857: "a guy in the pit grabbed me and said, open your mouth"
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*takes a huge bong rip* ok but what if aliens really did invade but they were all wiped out by the domestic house cat
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
Looking at another clipart CD and there is a staggering amount of clipart of "x thing enjoying a beer." Why
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My favorite thing about Pokemon was that it taught me to read and to share with my siblings. I got Pokemon Blue the year it came out as a gift from my grandparents (I used to think they had a lot of money but they were middle class actually), my sister got green and my brother got red.
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bongwaterdrinker69 @kushbreth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if anyone wanted to be really nice to me in october i would really love some spider art... i need to finish his ref
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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scary word: ivy 👻 @proxi.dog · 30/09/2026
you have a new message in mychart from Doctor Faggot
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My mom would hurt me for being mentally ill and physically disabled all the time which is ironic because she was also disabled so maybe someone does need to step in and take the kids away once in a while.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it possible to make a living as a pay-what-you-will magician/witch bc I think I would be great at that. I don't even believe in the supernatural.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm fine with having a little sleep apnea if that means I can sleep at all tbh. I don't like the CPAP bc i can't sleep. Seems stupid to force it to work at some point. My blood work is healthy as fuck most of the time anyways.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Missing you
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 28/09/2026
I went to Sillyville and everyone knew you
Sign that says “Welcome to Sillyville”
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My grandparents were about the same size and lived long happy and fulfilling lives so what was I doin
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would like to be around someone and get a hug from them sometimes :{
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can someone help me contextualize why I even lost 44 lbs in a couple months?
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bongwaterdrinker69 @kushbreth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OPEN ADOPT AVAILABLE! a really cool harlequin bug! price has been lowered to $50 buyer gets a text-free ref sheet and a toyhouse transfer if applicable! comment or dm to claim! #furryart #openadopt #bsnm
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Before you got here They said you were coming We all couldn't wait to meet you I'm sorry if someone ever made you feel like you had to be something else You were always enough And you should be proud.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How many things do you need to be before you realize who you are and love yourself tho
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy 1 Sybil around the sun day :3
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I ever finish my book I'm thinking of calling it "tell your dog thanks"
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A friend of mine is a very loving mom who was told the Cry It Out method was the very best and so she almost killed her baby by neglect when it turned out he had a medical complication that was making him cry.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For the sake of intersectionality I think we should change the name of Hungry Man to Big Food.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I did too many stupids in a row this morning and now I can't tell what I should do at this point
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel like this morning has been a huge series of mishaps
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You probably shouldn't try to force kids to eat. The kid next door is now using eating as a bartering tool and is very underweight.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*me explain to future generation* don't feel too bad if they don't like you back, there's uh, a lot of women in the ocean or whatever it is they say. I like fish.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Talking to a computer is like masturbating with a puppet; don't forget who the object is in the relationship and it's probably fine.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Again, I'm not moralizing you or whatever, but if you only about abuse and art of abuse I will probably block you at some point no matter what
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Suddenly retrieved the memory of our household prayer for grace before meals and thinking about how every time I was forced to pray it just lead to an anxiety spiral.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when I was a kid I used to get made fun of for bringing a bottle of water to school. "There's drinking fountains!" It turns out that whole town has lead in the water.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wonder what the record is for longest twin-switch
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a man myself I find it philosophically interesting to have come out of a woman and then decided "I'm not that"
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like telling people about the synaesthesia I get when my body is stressing out (seeing little pulsing waves of light in the corner of my vision based on sounds I hear) and then they say "maybe you're looking at your brain waves" and then I can go "wow that's so smart, maybe you are too."
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah it seems really unethical for your doctor to ask to take a picture of any part of you for social media.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hoarding is kind of like a triangle of desire between you and the garbage man I guess
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm going to put a little "0" on all of my posts that aren't threads so that you will know I'm not expecting to talk about it more yet. 0
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can we stop pretending your six pack fetish has anything to do with quality of life
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok but have you thought about the fact that it only took one try for a spaceship full of monkeys to make the Bible?
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't ask me how I know what it's like to be a male grimace
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think when it comes down to it the thing that decides what is a man or a woman or anyone of any gender is completely up for interpretation and subjective so if you don't wanna be a dick just understand that you'll never fully understand.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thinking about a dead friend that was well loved by the community and after promising I will keep loving them in my heart, something in me said "same to you"
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At this point money feels so fake in a lot of ways. I keep getting calls from a computer telling me I owe them more numbers. Alright dude good luck with that
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Idk who keeps spreading the rumor that you're fine as long as you're coughing but you can cough yourself to death, if I have an asthma attack pls call an ambulance
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My main job is white people created a world where suffering equals dollars but they accidentally made me suffer too much as a child.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I feel like there's a certain age where parents need to take the baby surveillance cameras out but honestly if there's any way around it you probably shouldn't even install them.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have to take two baths a day bc it's the only way my cat drinks water.
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