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The guy of all time

@syd420.bsky.social
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31, trans masc / streaming on twitch.tv/oaken42069 / crafting / general microblog

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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 9h
this one's for the vegetarians at the bbq
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 11h
oh great, I see my mood is back to suffocating levels of loneliness for no discernable reason. i hate this feeling. i dont want to yearn for anyone's touch or companionship. i want to be content on my own please please?
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Get ready for my hottest take yet:
A bowl of sunflower seed kernels, shelled pumpkin seeds, and candy corn mixed together
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The adult birdies are enjoying a new avian UV lamp today, makin' some vitamin D.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do not find this fun but I support your enjoyment
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know how to do read it, it would just be a huge pain in the butt and I would like to just glance and know.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Still ouching after a hot bath and an ice pack, the hell did I do here
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
New pain unlocked: excruciating pinky toe with no injury or identifiable cause
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A knitted sweater is the closest many of us get to custom fitted clothes. Not a hot chick personally, but I knitted myself a cardigan a few years ago and it's be best garment I own bc it actually fits me in every way.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my favorite thing about this watch is it doesn't even tell you what time it is.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't really understand why the doctor wants me to take off my clothes behind a curtain before staring directly into my naked hole. Is this some kind of modesty thing?
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Giving the new junior varsity squad some veggies and millet with their pellets and seeds today!
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
park :3
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been off almost all of my mental health meds for a few months now with treatment resistant major depression using ust a shit ton of therapy and support and I wish you a similar blessing bc those meds are potent and were fucking me up as equally as they were helping.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would let you use my supplies and craft area for sure if it were possible :(
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have very possibly created an "oops all girls" scenario with my four budgies but oh well, birds are all gay anyways
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can show you where I send them when they are mentally unfit: www.youtube.com/live/aRc0fuN...
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they are trapped in my ps4 so I must devote time to let them out
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would love to show you my sim houses sometime
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The junior varsity parakeets have arrived after a long journey with me from the breeder (more than an hour of bussing from the next town over)
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Flashback to my mom telling me "you know you can control your dreams, right?" Like this was something everyone could do and yet she was also right in my case.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know what kind of witchcraft runs in my family but my mom taught me how to lucid dream as a kid for my nightmares and my dad taught me how to wake up early without an alarm through thinking about it really hard before going to sleep.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going to Torah study today bc synagogue is starting the cycle at bereshit (genesis) 1:1 today (also free Palestine btw)
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baby budgie bird quarantine is up and running. I'm seeing a guy from an online ad tomorrow about taking in two parakeets so I got set up ahead of time.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Failing a bird rescue's adoption application bc I don't know three people who will give me their full name and phone number to vouch for my ability to care for parakeets so fuck it ig
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had an energy drink pls forgive me
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also I once got robbed by some deer while camping in oregon but all they took was a few bites of my homemade edibles and then left our campsite.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did you ever hear the story of the ex-circus chimpanzee at the chaffee zoo who would pick up lit cigarettes left by his enclosure and smoke them?
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Squirtle but also for sex reasons.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I nickname mine as soon as I catch them and always have and now I have no idea who is ever on my team. I'm like "yeah his name's cheeseburger and he's a level three rabbit guy?"
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Back to school supplies were on a crazy good sale so I got some crayons and colored pencils and markers and highlighters and a new coloring book for like $25 total at the beginning of the month and finally finished a page
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We all wanna pass as cats!
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I ate more of this chowder for breakfast. I don't know what exactly in this soup has me goin back so hard but it is really tasty.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah might not be it at all, but I was smoking weed everyday to help with the vomiting and stuff only to realize that it was causing me to vomit cyclically like an hour or two later. The main clue is apparently that taking showers and baths compulsively would be soothing for me during an episode.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not saying this is necessarily it but one time I got cannibinoid hyperemesis syndrome (diagnosed by a gastroenterologist) and I had to skip weed for six months to feel better. A nurse told me it was probably a hormonal response to smoking weed from a young age.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I made a huge vegetarian chowder and ate three bowls over the course of the day, was perfect tbh. I love a good food bank feast.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm calling paw patrol and I'm telling
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's funny, I was really well prepared for top surgery and I did as much as I could to heal well but when they told me all I had left was to reduce the scars I was like "haha nah" because my weakass connective tissue makes pretty faint scars anyways.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you were a pet bird what little bird toys would you want to play with and what songs would you listen to? No wrong answers and no answer is also valid lmao
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it's hilarious that my birds enjoy getting misted with a spray bottle bc every other pet I've ever had would hate this with their very being.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aw fuck, sorry
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They've come out to judge us
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
have you tried Pepto bismol?
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My finest silly dog boy outfit.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The birdies are molting so feathers are everywhere, but I do love the chaos of their cage today.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Giving me flashbacks to working at a call center where I would be the only one on the phone and I would be getting emails from management about needing to do more work while calls were piling up as fast as I could take them.
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I tried to get my COVID and flu shot for the third time and this time the pharmacy just didn't have any Medicaid compliant pharmacists. I guess I have to wait a week to see my doctor? If the doctor's office can't do it then idek mang
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The guy of all time @syd420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Self imposed time out in the rectangular prismn
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