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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so we all agree the ninja kids is like. bad. right.
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
SHES MAKING "ASIAN FOOD". SO SHE WAS JUST RACIST TO LAURENCES FACE??? IT WASNT A LIKE. AWKWARD WORDING. #24in24
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
watching 24 in 24 last chef standing and someone already said something that sounded to racist,,,,, floral apron i thought you had an okay vibe but the Tone,,,,, #24in24
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
im really obsessed with the energy of laurence and jonathan together #topchef
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Jonathan just seems genuine im loving it #topchef
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
we were AT chai pani when they were filming top chef 👁👁 #topchef
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
anthony is quickly in my top 3 ##topchef
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Matt @likesuchas.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I can’t believe the twins didn’t end up being annoying #TopChef
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Duyen I'm so obsessed with you #topchef
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Why do cat's weigh twice as much as the normally do when they're standing on your boob?
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
justin kinda seems like a genuine sweetie #topchef
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
leave justin and his short shorts alone!! #topchef
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
this 21 year old girl is the funniest bitch on this show #loveoverboard
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Zoe TunnHELL @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I do not watch reality dating shows, ever really But Bex and I threw on LOVE OVERBOARD after seeing it described as "the Stanford Prison Experiment on a yacht run by a femme lesbian tormenting 16 of the worst straight people you've ever met" And it was RIGHT Absolutely incredible trash TV my god
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
i want more info about the american ninja warrior beckstrand family. why do luke's dad and brother look so pissed hes losing. i feel so bad for him. what's the tea. #americanninjawarrior #anw
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
god im so excited for the interpersonal drama season of top chef lmao #topchef23
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
are yall ready for this to become a top chef account this season #topchef23
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Persephiroth @persephiroth.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I can’t wait until I get to watch the Oscars or Emmies sometime in the next few years and get to scream about whatever dress Vic wears when they’re nominated. ‘Cause that is absolutely happening.
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
not watching any wrestling atm but obvi still crocheting !!!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
when you are petting a cat and the purr descends in register from “love it” to the louder slower “oh hell yes now that’s the stuff” purr, that is a blessing in this world
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Australia is so different than America, like down here people with conservative views are called liberals so if an American liberal ever moved to Australia you would still call them a liberal
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Needed this reminder today.
Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”“If you die, you let them off the hook.”
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Raju: The Speaker and others have said that this driver was weaponizing her vehicle. AOC: Their editorializing of this event to justify a public murder is disgusting. It is horrifying. Watch it for yourself and make that assessment for yourself on which of these leaders are lying to you.
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
after these semi finals i am gonna be a derek hough hater
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
who can i write a strongly worded email to that will reach derek hough about the terminology we use when discussing Black women #dwts ALSO still yelling compliments at dylan while giving score ???? but talking to jordan like that???? IM gonna shit in YOUR britches big man
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
how many micro aggression buzzwords can derek though fit into a judging comment
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
now why does it have to be athleticism vs elegance
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🔪 meredith🩸 @geminibrat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
my bf, who has only seen 1 episode of #dwts before: so we’re just giving out 10s now? to everyone except the black woman? ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
i could write essays about the way jordan chiles is being treated on dwts vs previous olympians and the politic of appearance and also even queerphobia bc her partner is ezra sosa but also what does that accomplish when ppl are still just gonna argue about whitney #DWTS
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i do fear i am so upset about danielle fishel being sent home #dwts
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
whitney just made robert go down the stairs backwards to prove a fucking point i fear #dwts
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
ROBERT???? #dwts
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
val walked off camera ??? holy fuck #dwts
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💃 @crue1summ3r.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
That will go down as one of my fave #dwts dances! Go Jordan! ❤️‍🔥
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
jordan chiles danced so good she had bruno dancing i know that’s right #dwts
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
lisa ann walters sobbing in the audience every week is ME #dwts
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Alexis Boucher @alexisb82.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Alix and Val’s paso doble was much better in my opinion. Val mentioned being grounded and solid in your feet and steps. And in my opinion Alix was much more grounded than Whitney in the same dance. #DWTS
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i still don’t understand carrie ann’s critique of danielle fishel last week but i do fear that dance was better. acted? than this dance? i loved it but like #dwts
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i wanna see alix earle in everything sorry not sorry #dwts i do love seeing val in the middle of jenna and alix in the sky box lmao
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
alix earle. dare i say. robbed of the first perfect score. #DWTS
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
bruno is being horny about andy dressed as a priest :(
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
literally WHAT does jordan chiles have to do to get the judges approval. it’s fucking crazy #DWTS
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 23/10/2025
ICE can't do its work without its agents and apparently it can't get agents without lowering the bar to become one so yes it is newsworthy that this is in fact what is happening and the fact that it's happening is also an indicator of exactly how brazen the order to disregard the law is
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
ELAINE AND ALAN YOU ARE SO. ALCBAKDJAJDHAIXBC
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Nicole Williams @nikkifhall.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I actually enjoyed a more fast-paced contemporary. Never count out my queen, Daniella. So cute and so good! #dwts
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
WAHHHHHH DYLAN AND HIS SISTER #DWTS
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Liv 🪩 | dwts era @bookishliv.swifties.social · 15/10/2025
A 9??? Carrie Ann is really trying to dismiss the women hating allegations this season #dwts
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h.b. 🏳️‍🌈 @swordxshield.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
jen affleck i hope you leave your husband #DWTS
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