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Regular Judy @judithism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There should be muppets angels in America
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a @swor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
baking must be a nightmare for this guy
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a @swor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
as the world’s sweatiest boy™ i love to give myself a blowout with the hand dryer in a public bathroom
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j a k e @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
voice note texts prove it was never about being afraid to talk on the phone. it was the obligation to stay on it, and making up excuses as to why you have to hang up
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a @swor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
need a neck tattoo pronto
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a @swor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
naming a baby boy Theodore but exclusively calling him “adore” in hopes he is gay
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a @swor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
welp i quit my job after 11.5 years at the company & 5.5 years in this role & i’ve never known such peace 😌🙂‍↕️
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a @swor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i been sayin’!!!! our generation’s carol burnett
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a @swor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
during a difficult conversation with manager about how i’ve been burnt out for the past 9 months & feel unsupported, i was told “well as managers, we can’t be expected to think about the day-to-day of our direct reports” i’m their only direct report lol BYYYYYE
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a @swor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
hardly ever post but just got hacked. changed my password so we should be good but look out, y’all
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a @swor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
kissed a few boys last night 🙂‍↕️
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a @swor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
took 3.5 years, 3 familial deaths, & boys breaking my heart but today my therapist finally saw me cry for reason unrelated to any of that 🫠
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a @swor.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i’m in a boxer phase rn
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a @swor.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
i’m not sure why more people aren’t talking about DTF St. Louis. It was such an outstanding show.
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a @swor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
rachel zoe you will always be famous #rhobh
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a @swor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
dorit kemsley you will always be famous #rhobh
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a @swor.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
democracy (or something like it)
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H• @damnyall.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Do you Chicago St. Patrick’s Saturday at Eataly, or are you not gay?
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a @swor.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Maura on Traitors is just one girl telling herself “exactlyyyyy”
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a @swor.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan on Traitors. Make them both traitors so they have to work together.
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a @swor.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
it’s my bday. slide into the DMs
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a @swor.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
my grandpa passed last weekend. my siblings & i are averaging about a death every year or so right now & like how is one supposed to sustain this 🫠
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a @swor.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
as a Professional Griever™, my advice to anyone who loses a loved one is to say “it’s what they would have wanted” after doing anything at all
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a @swor.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
with her doll dressed as little mary
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a @swor.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
got my hairs cut by the wickedly talented @svenbark.bsky.social
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a @swor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
i just remembered that as he was leaving, a guy i hooked up with last night asked “what is this?” and i had to say “oh that? that’s my taxidermied bat…”
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a @swor.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
tonight i was scheduled a last min 430pm meeting on the last day before 2 weeks off 🫠 OOO is official.
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a @swor.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
ICYMI, i bought my first home! 🔑 🏠
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a @swor.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
i met my door next door neighbor at my new condo & so THRILLED that they’re a sweet, kinda dorky, young gay couple! they said they want to cat sit when I need, there is a single gay above them, a cool lesbian below them, & that my move-in officially means the whole building is now childless.
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a @swor.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
ring around the rosey, Parker full of Posey
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a @swor.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
my favorite character in Welcome to Derry died in this week’s episode. I’m crying and angry
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a vampire 🦇 @dayla.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
gay
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a @swor.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
been seein’ movies
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a @swor.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
i took this photo last night that looks straight up from The Grinch movie set
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a @swor.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Today is the perfect day to watch Robert Eggers’ underrated masterpiece, “The Northman”
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a @swor.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
*immediately gets hit on by an old guy while waiting for the bathroom* “oh marty’s is so back”
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a @swor.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
it has been ages since a movie did to me what Bugonia just did. i’m so shook and can’t stop thinking about it and reading about it.
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a @swor.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
i just had 6 hours of matching-pajama-gossip-about-family time with my sister & cousin & i feel like i have been recharged enough to conquer the whole world
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a @swor.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
quote with a 10/10 album
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a @swor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
anyway here’s my butt again
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a @swor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
while i overall have enjoyed living in my apartment over the past 1.5 years, i can currently hear my next door neighbor (or maybe her dog?) snoring & after dealing with a year of SCREAM SINGING her musical theater auditions, I am so excited to move in december
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a @swor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
lol the drunk eyes
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a @swor.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i would watch dancing with the stars only if they made dylan efron and robert irwin kiss
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a @swor.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
the internet voices can be so exhausting & do the exact opposite of what they scream about wanting. there is so much fuckshit happening all at once, so if any of the social media police want to give me a list of what to post about & how to post about it, plz do.
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Protesters disrupted Trump’s dinner in DC, chanting “Free DC! Free Palestine! Trump is the Hitler of our time!” This needs to be done nonstop. Keep making their lives hell. Make sure they know they’re despised. These white supremacist, Christian nationalist, pedophilic fascists must know no peace.
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a @swor.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
emo cowboy for mcr tonight 🤘
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a @swor.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
sources are saying i was at max’s last night
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a @swor.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
don’t be mean, i’m just a lil guy!
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