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everyone might wanna shh for a sec

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a @swor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and you should
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a @swor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
woah easy on the orange soda, dayla
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a @swor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
^ me experimenting with heterosexuality for the first time
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a @swor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my man my man my man MY MAN
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Regular Judy @judithism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There should be muppets angels in America
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a @swor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ran into the baconator that you’re married to in the bathroom just now
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a @swor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
baking must be a nightmare for this guy
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a @swor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
review?!
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a @swor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
if you don’t have a hand dryer, a paper towel will do
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a @swor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
as the world’s sweatiest boy™ i love to give myself a blowout with the hand dryer in a public bathroom
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a @swor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
well good goddamn 😮‍💨
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a @swor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
put some respect on Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
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a @swor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
same!
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j a k e @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
voice note texts prove it was never about being afraid to talk on the phone. it was the obligation to stay on it, and making up excuses as to why you have to hang up
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a @swor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
need a review
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a @swor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
need a neck tattoo pronto
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a @swor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
thrilled i logged in before you decided to delete this 🥵
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a @swor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
💅🏼
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a @swor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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a @swor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
naming a baby boy Theodore but exclusively calling him “adore” in hopes he is gay
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a @swor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
welp i quit my job after 11.5 years at the company & 5.5 years in this role & i’ve never known such peace 😌🙂‍↕️
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a @swor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🫪
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a @swor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i been sayin’!!!! our generation’s carol burnett
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a @swor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
it’s very not sexy to “wank until you spunk”
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a @swor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
tighter up top for a good ass fit then a subtle widening that lands just at the top of your shoes & it is as wide as like a pair of dickies work pants (i’m just describing my dream pair of jeans)
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a @swor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
wide leg
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a @swor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Saaaaame, babe
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a @swor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
loooooove that album so much
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a @swor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
which one?
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a @swor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
during a difficult conversation with manager about how i’ve been burnt out for the past 9 months & feel unsupported, i was told “well as managers, we can’t be expected to think about the day-to-day of our direct reports” i’m their only direct report lol BYYYYYE
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a @swor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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a @swor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
8!!!!
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a @swor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
yuh
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a @swor.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
okay mine *sounds* like a prank voicemail at first but it is actually the voice of Bill Curtis because I won Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me a few years ago
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a @swor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i think it’s spelled “danceteria”
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a @swor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
sure what time
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a @swor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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a @swor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Make it is his last name!
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a @swor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
whenever an actor picks something i actually know, i get so excited. (also i believe many of them are posturing in order to look cool)
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a @swor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
hardly ever post but just got hacked. changed my password so we should be good but look out, y’all
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a @swor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
is bluesky y’all’s primary mode of communication as a couple?
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a @swor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i was thinking of going on Saturday
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a @swor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
on my way
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a @swor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
kissed a few boys last night 🙂‍↕️
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a @swor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
lol @notargh.bsky.social
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a @swor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
took 3.5 years, 3 familial deaths, & boys breaking my heart but today my therapist finally saw me cry for reason unrelated to any of that 🫠
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a @swor.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
show us you coward
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a @swor.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
top tier movie
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a @swor.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
wtf?
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