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@swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy
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eclectic animal (θ∆&) from norcal. im an adult! sometimes fox, sometimes marten. profile pic is an edit of […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ critter.cafe/@swiftyshq, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 2h
you get two videos every so often i hope you enjoy
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 2h
throbbing gristle.mp4
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 2h
mr beast shoebill.mp4 * it's not mr beast
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 3h
braces CVE still active since sept 23 and hasn't been fixed even after multiple mis-label reports from users 😭
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 3h
@xkeeper.net 13 year old behavior honestly. "eat shit :D" Ok man you still have to read To Kill A Mockingbird ch.13 before Friday
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Xe :verified: @cadey.pony.social.ap.brid.gy · 10h
Early report: some Minecraft mods contain residential proxy SDKs. More research is required.
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
dogthingtober 18 - windy #art #furry
a watercolor painting with an white-lined ink drawing of a dogthing splayed out in a relaxed manner on the floor. the background is blue, with swirly line motifs that span horizontally.
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
dogthingtober 18 - windy #art #furry
a watercolor painting with an white-lined ink drawing of a dogthing splayed out in a relaxed manner on the floor. the background is blue, with swirly line motifs that span horizontally.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
🎃The Ritual🎃 has begun, so here's a reminder that I already made the perfect spookyboops playlist for your Ritual activities this month www.youtube.com/watch?v=henyMRqMBws #halloween
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16h
im used to shirt sizing excluding me from fashion. however. this is one time it actyally matters to me. bc its dogthings
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16h
i need to get in contact with the music artist 'aarons book club' and attempt to grovel for a 5xl size shirt with the doggies album cover on it bc the online store goes up to 3xl only and by god i have never wanted a shirt more in my life.
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18h
i wrote this one and it might be my favorite so far
fridge poem by me that reads:

turtle watered
he likes it
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18h
lots of funny sexual ones but here's some of my favorites for today
fridge poem that reads:
checks i pad
sees stain
excuse you, careless eating?
by anonymousfridge poem that simply reads: 'what to enter?' by bobo.fridge poem that reads 'you went to check nine. reveal -- eaten." written by sevenanonymous fridge poem that reads:
eating antibiotics
goodbye
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18h
found fridgle today. kind of amazed at the funniest ones containing such multitudes with such brevity
fridgle.net
fridgle
daily fridge poetry toy
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
@lucky the video essay format calls to you like the green nerkmid mask
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
@ben Ben Lubanknotes....
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
honestly not terrible, all things considered. im like the techie who is on-call 24/7
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
life as an unemployed disabled shut-in includes "wake up at 6am to father politely and sheepishly asking for computer help so he can talk to his baby grandson on discord"
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#Guigui 🇫🇷 @guigui.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
you can smoke the corrupted bytes. no one is stopping you.
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
@krutonium true!!!! some kind of "present" for me... lol
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
very normal vocabulary list from ali express #aliexpressfinds
photo of a study notebook with an English vocabulary list for a Chinese-speaking student; the words are, in order, "sister", "music", "superclarendan" and "coffee".

The Chinese translation for "superclarendan" is poorly written and kinda illegible, but my Chinese friends diagnosed it as probably 粗体, "boldface font".
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
i will be sure to report back if i find anything of note. i hope it has a bunch of cool archives. more likely itll have a rqndom virus though
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
to be fair tho "local" and "tech enthusiast" are not really words that work well together considering i live in the parts of california mostly hospitable to wild animals and stoners
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
family friend is going to give me a "IBM hard drive" but i suspect it will be a whole tower. ive never delved into something older than my old 98 machine. curious if it will need repaired, what will be in the storage, and if somehow i can sell this to a tech enthusiast locally
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
dogthingtober 17 - mechanism #art #furry
watercolor of a very long dogthing being squeezed between two gears. it looks really anxious about this
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
dogthingtober 15 - window #art #furry
a watercolor painting of a dogthing in a wooden paneled house peering out at spruce trees. text next to the dogthing reads "i want to go outside before the sun goes down"
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
dogthingtober 15 - window #art #furry
a watercolor painting of a dogthing in a wooden paneled house peering out at spruce trees. text next to the dogthing reads "i want to go outside before the sun goes down"
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
dogthingtober 16 - magic #art #furry
a 3d render of a dogthing looking down at a crystal ball. it looks nervous, backed by swirling shadows accentuating its anxiety. it asks, hesitantly, 'umm.... what does it say?' the crystal ball, in the bottom right, reads 'ur gay lol'
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
dogthingtober 16 - magic #art #furry
a 3d render of a dogthing looking down at a crystal ball. it looks nervous, backed by swirling shadows accentuating its anxiety. it asks, hesitantly, 'umm.... what does it say?' the crystal ball, in the bottom right, reads 'ur gay lol'
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
@kepeken worth it!
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
i wish colors were the same on every monitor in the world
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mg. kit @kit.m.tripulse.link.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
also, people on bluesky, listen closely: YOU MUST FOLLOW ap.brid.gy IF YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR REPLIES if you don't follow that account BEFORE you reply to me, then you don't exist to me
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
being sent an unembedded youtube link makes you break out in a cold sweat as you decide whether or not it's a link to a rickroll or something more sinister
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elliott/hex @hexedbug.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
new favorite scug art i've ever gotten has arrived [art by @citrusslugcat.bsky.social 🔞, as a gift commission from @notester82.bsky.social, who features in the piece]
a painterly illustration of two slugcats (a fictional species from the game Rain World, resembling simplistic anthropomorphic slugs with pronounced ear-like antennae) foraging in an overgrown industrial environment like those in the game. they are the sonas of me and my friend Note respectively, and both of them are prominently fat and have pronounced dewlaps. Hex, the blue one, takes on a markedly digital appearance, with a translucent gummy-like texture and slight glitching around their sides. Note, a brown slugcat with blue highlights and a lighter belly, is following behind them to the right, holding a half eaten bubble fruit
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
clout strife
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
I heard a young man in a poorly lit back alley ask a young woman “do you want to feed ducks for two weeks, and get paid for it?” This is the first time a young man’s proposition has ever caught my attention.
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Daniela 🐱 @daniela.lol · 16/10/2026
i cant wait for antivirus survivors 2003 to get a thunderstore page, already have like 3 mods im pretty happy with to submit to it whenever it comes up, made a basic visibility mod today to attempt to combat screen clutter that im decently happy with : 3 github.com/kittibyte/AV...
github.com
AVS03Mods/let_me_see at main · kittibyte/AVS03Mods
mostly joke mods made for antivirus survivors 2003 professional using gdpatch - kittibyte/AVS03Mods
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
@Rairii just for you, here is someone in the Analects of Confucius saying they need a group of "six, seven boys" to hold a party of sufficient mirth
excerpt of Analects of Confucius in original Chinese with the characters "six seven" highlighted
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Blau :neocat_floof_w_: :therian: :neurodiversity: @blaurascon.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
they have arrived! the KZK Dracolich v2 & the KZK & MoR Fenrir legs are available at Abnormality! maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Abno… For Dracolich v1 owners: there is a lil vendor next to the main Dracolich vendor that you can use […] [Original post on critter.cafe]
vendor image for the updated Aetherin Dracolich, specifically the v1 update voucher vendor. the dracolich is standing in a spooky fern forest, looking ominous.

the dracolich itself is a dessicated, skeletal dragon-type creature with much floof on its upper body. Its skin and horns are black, and its floof, wing claws, and eye sockets are glowing orange. It is currently missing its body emissive maps so the body is not glowing as it should quite yet.Vendor image for the KZK + MoR collab Fenrir legs, specifically for female bodies (currently ebody reborn). They're canine-like in shape with elongated toes and very long claws and a pronounced dewclaw.
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
ive actually been tinkering with editing pages here and there. i may not be adding content necessarily but i am revising phrasing to make things clearer and more concise, so i feel like i'm helping
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
i remember when i was a teenager on cracked.com and i loved reading through their video game articles like 'top 10 creepiest moments' or '5 games you never heard about' or whatever the hell. nowadays i just go on tcrf
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
@blaurascon it's always so annoying because it's like i'm supposed to have innate understanding of yet another kind of communication... idk wtf /nf means i just read it as 'not found' or some shit
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
took me a while to get out of bed... but i am awake and i will now make it everyone's problem
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NOP @noppixels.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Moonlit night in the forest
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
“It’s not normal to do this publicly,” the national news notes incredulously, suggesting that the cops have been trying to find someone at Albert Heijn who knows wtf is going on for three days now
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sirlan <( merry gay ) @sirlan.derg.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
animated svg version
derg.social
[Video] Original post on derg.social
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Current Albert Heijn supply chain crisis level: the police are publicly “inviting” Albert Heijn to actually call them about this criminal hacker that they say stole the national cucumber reserves They forgot to call the police.
mastodon.social
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mg. kit @kit.m.tripulse.link.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
hello. I wrote a novel about an autistic fox child learning about gods and magic with the help of an isekai'd schoolteacher that lives in a rock. it may even be readable. check it out ko-fi.com/s/5c463ee08f ​:boosts_appreciated:​ #writing #books #bookstodon #booksky #indieauthor #fiction
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GrayWalf @graywalf.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the snoofing
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🔞 #CreamerNation @boarwhore.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
thought this would be a one-off but ive grown weirdly attached
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