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@swiftfalcon.bsky.social
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Fightin’ Texas Aggie | Bird | Engineer | homebrewer | Disc Golfer | Arkansas

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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have 1 more tweet before 1000 due to somebody deleting a tweet I reposted, so I will use this as a cry for help. @sporadicwoofer.bsky.social is holding my Bluesky hostage by maliciously trying to make me glaze the Philadelphia Eagles for my 1000th tweet I beg of you, vote for “show cloaca”
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My next post after this one is my 1000th post on Bluesky. Whatever reply to this has the most likes gets to pick what post 1000 is (I do retain veto power if #1 reply is too crazy)
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The best part of working in the garage is when a bit of sawdust gets in your coors and you get that perfect, slightly- dry mouthfeel
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A gift from @sillylogic.bsky.social
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Waiting for wood glue to dry is my least favorite
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Pocket holes!
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juiceps @juiceps.art · 27/06/2026
She's ready to make an appearance at EVO. #furryart #yiff
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Kiba 🔜 Megaplex @kiba.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ball
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
youtu.be
Spoon - Do I Have to Talk You Into It (Official Video)
YouTube video by Spoon
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BGN @blueguynow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
(From 2022) Cool off ☀️🔥💦 It's a hot one out there...
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Is there a better combo than zebras and lions?
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Tuaolo 🏳️‍🌈 @tuaolothejag.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Finally got to meet a couple of my crushes. I think we're getting along well... :3 🎨 @wescar.bsky.social
Tuaolo (jaguar) and two dobermans, Roscoe (red collar) and DeSoto (blue collar). DeSoto is on his back, one leg up on Tuaolo's chest, while the jag is on his knees, humping the doberman. Roscoe is kneeling behind Tuaolo with his muzzle over the jag's shoulder and his paw around his neck.
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
These aren’t my glassses
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Keirabou @keiradeer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Being bi is not "fence sitting" Being bi is not just being greedy Being bi is not higher infidelity You are still bi if you start a gay relationship You are still bi if you start a straight relationship You are still bi if you've never had a same or opposite sex experience You are valid! 🩷💜💙
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Gizmodius @pdgizmo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It just came to mind that I don't think I ever properly introduced or credited my suit Hi, this is Gizmo and he was brought to life by the fantastic Goldenmaw.com
Only fitting to use some of the first pics takenCloserEven closer!
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Flip Tilde @flipisgay.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's fun playing with big balls 🥰 🎥: @migomutt.bsky.social
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
How bad of a cook am I? I know how to add too much garlic.
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Varadime @varadime.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The best part about learning to draw is that you can draw your own jokes
A pencil drawing of a rooster with a sultry look towards the viewer. Text above and below the rooster says "Nice cock"
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Gizmodius @pdgizmo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
When subtly was never your strong suit~
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Kiyn Atonis @kiynatonis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I keep forgetting fursuit friday but I promise I want to upload more. Also these cut off shirts are working for me 📷: @gerpuppy.bsky.social 🧵: @sillytally.bsky.social
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
In honor of pride month, I learned that Home Depot isn’t selling a single straight piece of wood!
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Never forget
youtu.be
Zabivaka ™
YouTube video by Zennie
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I just burped into a mask for the first time since Covid and remembered how awful it is
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It’s a garage day I missed this
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happy 6/7!
static.klipy.com
South Park Characters and the 67 Meme
ALT: South Park Characters and the 67 Meme
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m not super into hockey, but I AM super into hockey ass. Best tail in the biz.
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
One of my favorite things about a con is walking around in suit and hearing “Bird!” shouted from the crowd every minute or so
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チキン太郎(CHICKEN-Taro) @chikichikitaron.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm still looking for commission requests!
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
In honor of pride month I’ll consider putting out for once
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Mind helping me get a good stretch in?
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Why can’t the orange man let me watch baseball in peace?
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride I’m bi
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Logic @sillylogic.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Bringing all the dogs to the holiday cookout was the right choice. Spending $20 on a wading pool, also the right choice.
Regina, a tan Anatolian Shepherd, and Scout, a brindle Great Dane, play their favorite game “bite face” and violently make out with crazy eyes. Kazu, a shepherd mix, is visible taking a break behind them. Scout and Kazu cool off in the wading pool
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I’m never quite sure how I’m supposed to respond when somebody who doesn’t know what I look like out of suit tells me I’m cute.
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Polo @poloyote.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Might I present you this delicious cold beer on this warm sunny #fursuitfriday? 😎
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Varadime @varadime.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hey you want a blue drink? It's clearly the best flavor. Trust me, I have no bias on this whatsoever. #FursuitFriday 📸: @zaq.dog
Varadime (blue wolf fursuit) standing behind a poolside bar pouring 2 blue drinks together into a cup.
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Flirty fursuit GIF challenge. Make a flirty fursuit GIF without: 1) Rubbing a bed or couch 2) rubbing your fursuit 3) doing the Neo hand thing
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Keanu Reeves as Neo in The Matrix
ALT: Keanu Reeves as Neo in The Matrix
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
>be me at FWA karaoke >spill wine on my fur >panic.exe >3 friends emerge from the crowd >friends go full Red Bull racing >find folex, tactical scrub, fiber reset >45 second pit stop >stain deleted like a bad tweet >friends disappear into the bass drop >MFW my friends are elite operators
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Logic @sillylogic.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Only a week late posting, but I did ensure to take the traditional “we arrived to a con” row of heads pic with @tazesaber.bsky.social and @swiftfalcon.bsky.social FWA was a magical time! Shame the next one is a whole year out 😭
Taze, Logic, and Swift’s fursuit heads in a row
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Gizmodius @pdgizmo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I was told the line was too long and that I should probably just get on my knees
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
FWA was so good ^^
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
“My butthole is sore, because everybody that wanted to eat my ass had a beard and it turned to sandpaper by the end of the night.” - Slut
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Daarclaw 𓅡 @daarclaw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Everywhere I go... I see this bird boy #StarFox #Falco
A digital painting featuring Falco Lombardi from StarFox video game by Nintendo.
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
How to find me at FWA
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Cute Parrot Plays with Red Cup
ALT: Cute Parrot Plays with Red Cup
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If you are a cat, and you live in a house, you are a house cat.
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I ate so many bugs today
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Booooo wild boooo :(
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
But why 🥺
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FinnaCorp International 🌐 @finnacorp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We are proud to announce that our new factory for Berginer's shoes will be located in Vergennes, Vermont! "Slip into a pair of Berginer's from the heart or Vergennes"
A sign welcoming you to Vergennes Vermont
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Wait, Megaplex is AUGUST? D:
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