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@swiftfalcon.bsky.social
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Fightin’ Texas Aggie | Bird | Engineer | homebrewer | Disc Golfer | Arkansas

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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have 1 more tweet before 1000 due to somebody deleting a tweet I reposted, so I will use this as a cry for help. @sporadicwoofer.bsky.social is holding my Bluesky hostage by maliciously trying to make me glaze the Philadelphia Eagles for my 1000th tweet I beg of you, vote for “show cloaca”
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I was planning on liking or not liking every reply in the interest of fairness, but I’ve decided to like the rest and not like this one.
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My next post after this one is my 1000th post on Bluesky. Whatever reply to this has the most likes gets to pick what post 1000 is (I do retain veto power if #1 reply is too crazy)
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Picnic table for the back yard!
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The best part of working in the garage is when a bit of sawdust gets in your coors and you get that perfect, slightly- dry mouthfeel
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A gift from @sillylogic.bsky.social
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh I’m at least 6 in by now
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Waiting for wood glue to dry is my least favorite
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
She sha sha
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Pocket holes!
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juiceps @juiceps.art · 27/06/2026
She's ready to make an appearance at EVO. #furryart #yiff
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Kiba 🔜 Megaplex @kiba.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ball
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
youtu.be
Spoon - Do I Have to Talk You Into It (Official Video)
YouTube video by Spoon
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don’t wanna fix him, I want him just as he is
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Which song?
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BGN @blueguynow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
(From 2022) Cool off ☀️🔥💦 It's a hot one out there...
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The problem is that kind of hangout just turns into a phone party these days
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Is there a better combo than zebras and lions?
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Tuaolo 🏳️‍🌈 @tuaolothejag.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Finally got to meet a couple of my crushes. I think we're getting along well... :3 🎨 @wescar.bsky.social
Tuaolo (jaguar) and two dobermans, Roscoe (red collar) and DeSoto (blue collar). DeSoto is on his back, one leg up on Tuaolo's chest, while the jag is on his knees, humping the doberman. Roscoe is kneeling behind Tuaolo with his muzzle over the jag's shoulder and his paw around his neck.
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I also was a bit miffed that the first 30 minutes of runtime was reruns
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
These aren’t my glassses
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Keirabou @keiradeer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Being bi is not "fence sitting" Being bi is not just being greedy Being bi is not higher infidelity You are still bi if you start a gay relationship You are still bi if you start a straight relationship You are still bi if you've never had a same or opposite sex experience You are valid! 🩷💜💙
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
First step is always update your resume!
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Gizmodius @pdgizmo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It just came to mind that I don't think I ever properly introduced or credited my suit Hi, this is Gizmo and he was brought to life by the fantastic Goldenmaw.com
Only fitting to use some of the first pics takenCloserEven closer!
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You say that like you think he wrote a word of that book himself
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Boooo Philly booooo
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It’s true I’ve done it
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Flip Tilde @flipisgay.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's fun playing with big balls 🥰 🎥: @migomutt.bsky.social
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
How bad of a cook am I? I know how to add too much garlic.
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Varadime @varadime.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The best part about learning to draw is that you can draw your own jokes
A pencil drawing of a rooster with a sultry look towards the viewer. Text above and below the rooster says "Nice cock"
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Gizmodius @pdgizmo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
When subtly was never your strong suit~
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Good boys <3
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Kiyn Atonis @ AQF @kiynatonis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I keep forgetting fursuit friday but I promise I want to upload more. Also these cut off shirts are working for me 📷: @gerpuppy.bsky.social 🧵: @sillytally.bsky.social
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
In honor of pride month, I learned that Home Depot isn’t selling a single straight piece of wood!
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Never forget
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Zabivaka ™
YouTube video by Zennie
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I hated Texas Tech BEFORE it was cool
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Wait, I’ve got it, just really big duct work across the whole neighborhood to pump hot air into people’s homes
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Like, engineering challenges aside to generate any significant amount of electricity/fuel from what I’m assuming isn’t that much heat Who in their right mind thinks somebody’s gonna take on those challenges for free?
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
He’s so cute
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I just burped into a mask for the first time since Covid and remembered how awful it is
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’m not sure how to do that By the way, did you know that you can order diapers with your echo device? Just say “hey siri, buy me diapers” would you like me to order diapers for you now?
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Nooooo picnic table!
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It’s a garage day I missed this
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happy 6/7!
static.klipy.com
South Park Characters and the 67 Meme
ALT: South Park Characters and the 67 Meme
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Yeah, it’s too gay for me
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m not super into hockey, but I AM super into hockey ass. Best tail in the biz.
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
One of my favorite things about a con is walking around in suit and hearing “Bird!” shouted from the crowd every minute or so
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チキン太郎(CHICKEN-Taro) @chikichikitaron.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm still looking for commission requests!
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
In honor of pride month I’ll consider putting out for once
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Swift @swiftfalcon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wait, look under my tail? People wanna do that? >_>
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