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Scott Whitmire

@swhitmire.bsky.social
2.9K followers 802 following 5.5K posts

Retired software engineer and architect, but still working (if I can’t avoid it); author; husband; dad to three; Chief of Staff to two Maine Coons

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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is Bella. It’s a trap.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Going down the rabbit hole that is YouTube music videos, two things become obvious: there are some *really* great singers out there, and every country likes jazz. Once you get started, it’s hard to stop.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just saw this. So true…
Fun Maine Coon facts
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Maine Coons make for wonderful pets, but they do have a downside: they spread cat litter everywhere, and when you kiss one on the forehead, it takes 20 minutes to get all the cat fur out of your mouth. Still worth it.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
One insight from the WHCA dinner: Trump has finally nailed Alec Baldwin’s impersonation of Trump. Listening to his talk, it’s hard to tell them apart.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Hill: “Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members” Hmm…sounds a lot like gender-affirming care.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
How many red cards were received in the White House mailroom today?
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I guess we learned one thing from the Reflecting Pool fiasco: one pool contractor that should never be used, ever again.
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Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dear user interface designers: if you rejigger things so that the option I click 20 times a day is in a new place and clicking in the old place does something I don’t want to happen, please know that I hate you
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is some of the best advice I ever got about how to write well. When you read out loud your ear picks up rhythm and phrasing that your eye just passes over. It’s a great way to get from a good draft (checked for errors) to a great final draft.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hmm…wonder why I have to sweep the floors all the time?
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
All of a sudden, in HuffPost, we get link: x.com instead of a screenshot of a tweet. No way in hell am I going to go to X’s website to see a tweet. What happened? Will it be fixed?
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ah, life with two Maine Coons. I sweep the floor when it looks like a hailstorm hit, or every morning, whichever comes first. I go through brooms like my kids used to go through shoes.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Well, guess we will never see a new architecture or new way to solve a problem… “Microsoft CEO sends shocking message to employees” From TheStreet about how Microsoft uses AI to generate over 30% of its code.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The problem: primaries drive voters to extremes in opposite directions. The solution: get rid of primaries and use ranked choice voting in the general election.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“I’m not mad, just disappointed…”
Bella the cat giving me “the look”.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
She said we should. (I agree).
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cat parents, do you find yourself longing for nap time, much like the parents of toddlers?
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The thing those folks need to remember is elected officials get voted out; dictators get deposed, and it’s never painless.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Right. Like setting up for a field goal then passing is not a FG attempt. There has been only one attempt, and two preparations, maybe.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yet another reason this cat needs a middle name. FYI, that’s non-alcoholic beer.
Bella the cat licking a beer bottle (the beer is 0% ABV).
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Children create to phases of sleepless nights for their parents: right after their born, and right after they learn to drive.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Poor cat? Finally a dog that stands up to the cat!
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Apparently, the only thing better than an empty box is a stack of boxes.
Zoe on a pile of boxes looking regal.Zoe asleep on another pile of boxes.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The SAVE America Act clearly violates the 15th amendment. How is it still being considered? Opposing it doesn’t mean opposing voter ID, opposing it means supporting following the Constitution. How do Republicans defend against that?
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
@jamescomey.bsky.social given the shenanigans in the NJ US Attorney’s office, there are several good plot lines for your next book. Looking forward to see what you do with this.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The view from a ferry will soon be a big part of my life. We move to the San Juan islands next month. Can’t wait. Been wanting to do that for over 50 years.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Our cats are starting to ignore us again. Time for another trip.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Quote from season 7, episode 1 of “Death in Paradise”: If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look who he gives it to. Seems to fit, don’t it?
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Every cat is unique — and they’re all alike. Bella and Zoe. Happy early caturday.
Bella looking royal.Zoe looking cute.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Greetings from the Oregon Coast!
Sunset over the Pacific from the Oregon Coast
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Caturday, a day late. This is Bella.
Bella the cat.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If I had twin boys, I’d be sorely tempted to name one Calvin and the other Hobbes. Guaranteed they’d act out the comic strip.
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SuzyQ @suzyqfit4u.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Family includes everyone! ❤️
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 05/01/2026
The officer says she was being arrested for "obstructing a roadway" and "failure to obey a lawful command from a police officer." She was standing on a sidewalk
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
"Five years ago, almost to the day, Trump launched an assault on our Capitol...Maduro’s regime isn’t the first government Trump has tried to topple in our hemisphere. It’s the second."
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
They’re flying Black Hawks and Chinooks. Those carry people and equipment. We started a ground war with actual troops on the ground?
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Oregon 23, Texas Tech 0. That’s not an upset, that’s bad ranking.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
“My Grown Up Christmas List” has never been more appropriate. Or timely.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It feels like Trump wants to not just be liked, but worshipped. Well, that ain’t happening.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
My two cats are both sweet, but they eat like they’re dogs (that’s a comparison, not a criticism—of dogs). TBH, the older one on the left has a rather bad attitude. Always has. And she’s kind of a bully. And apparently she’s always been the source of shenanigans over the years.
My two cats having issues sharing a chair.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
After Trump’s message about Rob Reiner, he’s become one of the seagulls in “Finding Nemo”.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
What we need is a Klingon tribunal for Trump and his cabinet (“An Undiscovered Country”).
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Why do Maine Coons always come in piles?
Bella as a pile of fur.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Denmark and the US discussing Greenland.
Bella and Zoe sparring over access to their favorite chair, when mine is busy.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Jordan Klepper on The Daily Show was talking about how 9% of current residents have threatened to leave. His response: “You mean 9% of NY apartments will be vacant? That’s the fastest any mayor has ever delivered on a campaign promise!” Only in New York. More power to ‘em.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
In this day and age, voting is an act of resistance. When given the opportunity, vote. Every time.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Anybody who went down because they had all of their services running in one AWS region deserves what they get. It’s like having only one data center with no backup. AWS has multiple regions. Redundancy isn’t that hard. If you really cared, you’d run on at least two cloud services.
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Scott Whitmire @swhitmire.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
No matter how old the cat, there is a kitten inside just waiting to come out. This one is ten and loves anything green and plant-like.
Bella reaching for roses on the fireplace mantle.
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