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SwelterTheChef

@swelterthechef.bsky.social
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Reader of Books ( mainly crime ), Supporter of Everton FC, Player of Left Handed Guitars ( albeit badly ), Eclectic music taste but lean towards Psychedelic and Blues. go.bsky.app/PQcPUgF - EFC Starter Pack bsky-follow-finder.theo.io

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 52m
Went to see Marillion at the Hammersmith Apollo last night, pretty much 40 years on from seeing them last. Came away thinking 40 years wasted when I could have seen them more often. Great show.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's a poster you had in your room growing up? In my school study, I had Dali's 'The Persistance Of Memory' and a poster of Linda Ronstadt, not because I liked her music but because she was fucking hot.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Need to take the cat to the vet. He has now, inexplicaby, gone missing when seeing me take out the cat carrier. FFS.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@skyfeed.app Is there an issue with the Skyfeed app? Getting an Error trying to load feed: Bad state: SkyFeed preview returned HTTP 400
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#efc #Everton Just setting off from Surrey for the long drive to Liverpool for the game. #COYB
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Riot Women just dropped out of Ed SHeeran's tour.
Still from TV series Riot Women, showing a red headed woman with a stickered telecaster, mid chord, one arm in the air. Behind her a female bass player wearing a tartan suit holds up one hand in a peace sign.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Probably because he is all in on tech stocks and needs time to off-load them if the AI companies do agree to a slow down.
bbc.com
Why Trump is all-in on AI despite the warnings
The US president has pushed the issue to the forefront of American politics - even at the risk of losing supporters.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#MusicSky #Music #Guitars Came across a debut album by a band called Spooky Eyes, hailing out of Tasmania. Psych Rock but with too many influences to mention. Really, really worth a listen. #SpookyEyes #FuzzClub
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Spooky Eyes - SPOOKY EYES (Full Album Stream)
YouTube video by Fuzz Club
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#EFC #Everton Anyone know when ballot tickets tend to hit the wallet? Have bought two tickets for Ipswich this weekend, but no tickets as yet.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a Band edible Mars Bar Volta
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lacroix unlucky to be carded there, let alone have the fould given against him. Thought it was a good tackle.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good shout for a pen there for a shirt pull on Brennan,
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#MusicSky #Music #Goth New band, to me at least, and this is a real throw back to the Goth days of The Damned, The Cure etc. The production is immense. Hopefully this band will get the recognition they deserve, and they deserve to be huge. Mouth Ulcers.
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Mouth Ulcers - Prevail (Official Video)
YouTube video by Mouth Ulcers
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It is what it is.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How can it be Earth, Wind and Fire Day already? youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk...
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So, what you reckon? Eddie Howe in the dugout for United, with Ndiaye and Harrison sold?
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In an up and down team performance, I am going for Myko as MOM for #Everton #EFC
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
FFS Evanilson gets a foul for tripping over an empty Haribo packet? #EFC #Everton
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a Movie: The Italian Task
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sad to hear about Tim Curry, His Lord Of Darkness role lived rent free in my head for years. youtu.be/bLTTKwE_Lho...
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The Lord of Darkness
YouTube video by Empress of the Sith
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is absolutely savage, and every point and phrase hits the target. Well worth a read.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Anyone know why Aznou wasnt in the squad yesterday? #EFC #Everton
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#MusicSky #NowPlaying #TuneForToday So simple, sublime, and beautiful. You & John Are Birds - Piano Magic
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You & John Are Birds
YouTube video by Piano Magic - Topic
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Sean of the WTF FFS @sheepbop.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Um, what?
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What number has Johnson taken at #Everton?
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
On This day - August 10th 1958. Sgt Pepper died at the raising of his commemerative weathervane in Heartland.
Still from the 1978 film Sgt Pepper's Lonely Heartclub Band, showing an aged, white bearded Sgt Pepper, in a yellow braided band costume playing the final notes on his trumpet before dying on the bandstand at the commerative raising of a weathr vane in his honour.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account. But he didn't. Don't RT 🤣
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If this comes to fruition, I'm going to buy stock in EVRI, who suddenly won't be the worst delivery service of all time.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#GuitarSky Trying to get the intro to Song For The Siren by Tim Buckley under my fingers. Getting there slowly, but still some jerky transitions in there.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just occurred to me, that if someone was caught hacking into companies like Anthropic, OpenAI and Meta have done recently, then the instigator would be arrested and charged. Why have no charges been brought against these companies? #Hacking #OpenAI #Anthropic #Meta
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Change a letter, ruin a movie Mortal Wombat
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Watching Savage House. So much fun. Must have been a lot of fun to make. Richard E Grant absolutely giving a masterclass in scenery chewing.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@rjbarker.bsky.social just finished Mortedant's Peril. Really, really enjoyed that. Really looking forward to the next installment. Highly recommended.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Our Mutual Friend - Dickens. Surprisingly enjoyable. Antony and Cleopatra - Shakespeare. Wasn't bad. The Dubliners - James Joyce. Meh, probably need to re-read to appreciate it more.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
From #Politico London Playbook: . Watching sport “gives us all a bit more hope for the future — which is what I’m all about” he ( Andy Burnham ) said. He does remember he is an Everton supporter, no? He must know that it is the hope that kills you.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Someone with a lot of talent needs to knock up something similar for Everton home games. Think they would sell well. #Everton #EFC
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I used to work in a mine, but I felt let down.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sad to hear that Scunthorpe United legend Kevin Keegan has died. #UpTheIron
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Be nice if #Everton were to present Andy Burnham with a Number 10 shirt with his name printed on it.
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You can nab 6 hrs’ of tuition(2 full zoom recordings,2 different seasons) on botanical illustration &how creative activity alters brain biochemistry to improve mental health for just £25👇🏼.Drawings in next post are by beginners who attended one of my classes: workshops.emmamitchell.uk/courses/reco...
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Irony of the US firing of rainbow fireworks.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is so much worse than I thought it could ever be.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What the fuck am I watching? This is humiliating for football.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Someone could make a fortune selling large Wheelie Bin stickers for support of Count Binface.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Damn, this is a fine cup of tea I have just made.
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This eve at 8.30 I'll be launching a set of 4 new hr-long pre-recorded video w'shops on neuroscience-backed ways to improve mental health that I use a LOT Each vid will cost just £10 I had a breakdown last yr so signing up to one of my videos would be a 👍 way to support me workshops.emmamitchell.uk
I've been interviewed & been a contributor/writer of segments about mental health in some good placesMy tiniest collection in a miniature wooden printers trayAutumnal botanical embroidery on one of my jumpersSunlight shining through beech leaves in a woodland near my house
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is like watching Everton defend a 1-0 lead. #EngArg #BBC
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That tackle by Spence was as good a tackle as I have seen in years.
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
'Waits for the contact to buy the free kick', and that is a lot of what is wrong with modern football. And Shearer is a twat. #BBC #EngArg
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#GuitarSky #Practice #Guitar Today I will mostly trying to get the strumming pattern for How Soon Is Now correct, and also trying to work out when the bloody chorus and bridges come in, because at the moment it feels very random.
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