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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 22h

Don't suppose The Guillame are in this universe? I miss them.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 22h

Would like Mortedant and crew to travel to Whisper's home'land' to solve a murder there.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, in fact the absolute opposite! Bring on Mortedant 9, 10 and 11.

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Mortedant 4? Didn't you always work in trilogies?

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Same here, barely hanging on. Had one of those nights where I fell asleep as soon as I hit the bed and then the alarm was going off, no dreams, no awareness that I had been asleep. Feel like I haven't slept at all.

Can't you jusr break in at night?

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

What an awesome post. Hopefully you will feel as much a sense of achievement when they germinate and start to show. Always my favourite bit, those small curves of green erupting from the soil.

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That form guide looks well wrong.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

When did he leave Forest Green Rovers?

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Same here, There was always an expectation when he was batting that he would make a big score, and it was always a surprise when he was out cheaply.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Mother is culpable. French law makes parents who have parental authority strictly liable for damage caused by their child, as long as the child co-habits with them. Cohabitation being the fixed, official residence set by custody.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If he had blown up Farage's front gate it would be front page news. If it had happened in Clacton it would be front page news.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

World would be a lot better with no nazis, of any type, full stop.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Went to see Marillion at the Hammersmith Apollo last night, pretty much 40 years on from seeing them last. Came away thinking 40 years wasted when I could have seen them more often. Great show.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Maybe Mr Ferdinand would like to read up on Eusebio? Widely regarded as one of the greatest footballers ever? Playing for a country that came third in the 1966 World Cup.

en.wikipedia.org

Eusébio - Wikipedia

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

But what if the proposed punishment is expulsion from the league? Any successful appeal after that would, depending on how long the appeal takes to be adjudicated, potentially cause a major fixture backlog.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Saved all the hassle by going to the Bayeux Tapestry site and looking at it there, and having the translation with it.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What's a poster you had in your room growing up? In my school study, I had Dali's 'The Persistance Of Memory' and a poster of Linda Ronstadt, not because I liked her music but because she was fucking hot.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe Trump, to account for the 'tourist defecit' will impose tariffs on tourists?

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Assume it will go left to right. Will there be a special one for Chinese visitors that goes right to left?

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is a ferry considered a small boat?

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We would have looked at them and gone, nah, that looks ridiculous I am not being seen drinking that, and then gone back to necking from a bottle of Vodka.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As is ours, every morning I have to go round the house checking to see if there is a dead mouse or rat lying around, or to see if the cat is watching under the sofa, or the cooker for a rodent that has got away. Which I then have to spend half an hour trying to chase out of the house.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Was watching this on mute and was wondering why her having a shit in a porta potty related to her now having a 4 year old son.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There are always alternative voicings you can find if certain chords are too difficult. I cite Django Rheihardt as inspiration. He only had two working fingers on his left hand but still found a way to make sublime guitar music.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bit late on the old exclusive front.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Katie Price buying tickets for China as we speak.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can we have the third runway go over the M25, so we can watch planes taxi as we drive under them?

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Need to take the cat to the vet. He has now, inexplicaby, gone missing when seeing me take out the cat carrier. FFS.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They are giving those of us that normally dress in black pause to think change our dress habits. Might have to get a 'Not A Nazi' top made up.

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Isn't it his calling to come across corpses in his daily activities?

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@skyfeed.app Is there an issue with the Skyfeed app? Getting an Error trying to load feed: Bad state: SkyFeed preview returned HTTP 400

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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

No, Digital Spy are reporting on it. Been previously announced but release date pushed back a year until 2028.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Soon it will come, sssoooon. At last more, Mal and Jackie, mmooore. Soon it will come.

SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

These companies/organisations that have been hacked should insist on prosecutions. The AI companies have admitted liability. If this was done by Anonymous, or another hacking group, then the police would be investigating.