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Sweary Prof

@swearyprof.bsky.social
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Peak District Smartarse. Bikes & hills. Neurodivergy. Likes Pubs.

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
British Grafitti, Denton, Manchester.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Manchester Cathedral by @juliew67.bsky.social (Not my photo, all credit to J67!)
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flight Simming Deserves a Quiet Night
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Afternoon all #buxton #biking #bloodywindy
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can't handle the September Photodump. Avert your eyes. #dumpity #dump
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A seaside resort in North Wales, Uk, today. Photo Credit: @drobraszczyk
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Grafitti, Poznan, Poland, September.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Genuinely thought this was #Preston
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The quiet bits of the White Peak, Derbyshire, today. #gravel #bike #fluffyclouds
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Haircut — Hallgerður Hallgrímsdóttir, 2022
Photograph of a young girl with big round blue eyes blonde hair cut in bangs just above her brows and she's wearing a hair cutting smock impale blue with a big cartoon of a monkey face on it
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cheeky 10 mile hike today over Hayfield, Kinder, Burnt Hill and back. Bloody breezy, seriously steep. #kinder @peakdistrict.bsky.social
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The world is a mess, but my lunch is perfect. (BLT bagel, sliced apple & red onion, cheddar. Recommended)
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Out on the bike last night. Dark, wet, cold and lovely. Back in time for ales. #mtb #peakdistrict #pub
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you live in the UK, read this. Via Guardian Interactive. www.theguardian.com/business/ng-...
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Mapped: the £150bn megaproject that aims to protect Britain from energy shocks
Thousands of miles of new power lines are needed to deliver climate targets and energy security, but bills will rise in the short term and opponents are mobilising
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Leaves are falling. Photo dump from last Autumn. #fall #autumn #peakdistrict
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder: question everything around you if you're ever bored. An excellent place to start is the huge archive of Adam Curtis documentaries on #BBC iPlayer. Feature from @thequietus.com, outstanding site of music & culture. thequietus.com/interviews/s... Sample episodes in thread👇
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The Strange World of... Adam Curtis | The Quietus
In Umberto Eco’s satirical novel Foucault’s Pendulum, an editor of occult books decides to construct a new conspiracy theory called ‘THE PLAN’ by entering known statements about Freemasons, The Knight...
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"The Last Question" Isaac Asimov's take on using machine intelligence to guide the human race. Still sharp after 70 years. (Back to pics of hills and pubs tomorrow.) users.ece.cmu.edu/~gamvrosi/thel… #asimov #nospoilers
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Days passed. Nothing happened. The ocean was larger than Frances had imagined, and she wished the ship would go faster." One of my favourite books. #dewitt #PubBook
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Textures and Patterns, Kórnik, Poland. #geometric #castles
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Car park, Malaga, April 2026. #periodic #geometric #espana
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richard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Still Life with Fruit Bowl and Credit Card
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Breakfast in Poland #healthy #plumswitheverythinhlg
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Painted rocks, Rotherslade bay, Swansea, Wales. #beachday
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you ever need to follow another bloke who posts about hills and beer, you could do much worse than see what @alelliott88.bsky.social is up to. #blokeinnorth #pints #cumbria
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richard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Daily Rothno is a small slightly darker square on a wall in the Islington Assembly Hall
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Evening. #shun #set #wales
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If I worked in #marketing: Me: #lidl less conversation Client: nope Me: stuck in the #lidl with you Client: linked to violence Me: cool violence, though Client: just no Me: ooh aah just a #lidl bit Client: also bad Me: TRY A #lidl TENDERNESS Client: we're done here
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
June 2026, Spain.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You're never going to see any of this from @health.band, they are proper medieval
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fuck it. Pub. (Best ale name: "Bringing Seshy Back") #pub #tap #sessionale
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trying to write an article today so I can look clever, but every sentence feels like this #twatademia
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hills.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Should I be captured by any indigenous tribes today, i'll probably be allright #ace #sleeve #prisonersofthesun
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Each circle has a different story.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Seaside textures. #northumberland #stochastic
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Northumberland. Includes the dream-like Ship Inn at Low-Newton-on-Sea. #holiday #celebrate
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Mo🦋 @monikamazick.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Teil einer Wolke sein welcher
Im unteren Teil befindet sich horizontal eine graublaue Wolke, darüber ebenfalls horizontal eine schneeweiße Wolke. Es folgt ein intensiver blauer Himmel mit einer sehr kleinen zarten Wolke am oberen Rand vom Foto.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Biking du jour. #peaks #dryerthanoscarwilde
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
For my 1000th post here on Bsky, a Long-Eared Hedgehog. Godspeed, hogs. #1k #hoglet
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Signpost, Gate, Barge, Butterfly. Today. #undercheshire
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
‘Great Inventions, 1961’ Jodrell Bank Radio Telescope Artist: Robert Ayton
Illustration from the endpapers of the revised edition of the book showing a detailed illustration of the dish set against a striking dark pink ground
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Good morning from this specific horse.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Have some #textures, ya filthy animals. #geometrical
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The best carbon capture method is photosynthesis.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Bit moist out. Mill hill, Kinder Scout, Horse & Foal, and a nice Ferrari 550. #peaks #tempestuous
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Has anyone done BURN, BABY, BURNHAM yet? #burnham #cliche #sorry
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Peaks this evening. It's dry and quiet as we wait for the rain forecast on Sunday. A few hares running about. #sunsetbridleway
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Canadian Artist Steve McDonald. #notcorrie
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Monsal trail ride today, past Monyash & its Church. Paths drier than Oscar Wilde. #gravel #whitepeak
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The outstanding work of @davidsquires.bsky.social on FIFA. www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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