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@swearyprof.bsky.social
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Peak District Smartarse. Bikes & hills. Neurodivergy. Likes Pubs.

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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nickie Zimov.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For anyone that's never sea-kayaked: Please, purleeze try it. Adventurous yet peaceful. Many good operators hire out kayaks and give lessons around the Scottish and Welsh coasts. #kayaking #jealousy #monbiot's #inthesea
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look on the bright side: he'll never write again.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I heard that Phil Collins's annoyingly preachy song "Another Day in Paradise" is also about this. Could anyone confirm which Phil so I can ask him? #husko #dooderdeedoo #dahdahdah #arse
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck a cool pot noodle, that's good.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today's #gravel riding around the Peaks. Got to balance out the Oktoberfest pints somehow.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are they STILL singing Galway Bay
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A dying shopping mall, Derbyshire, today. #geometric #nocafesinside
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welcome to my Grocery, i'm John Kale
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's got critical at weekends. Glad you had a decent trip to Peaks, it's my home and we welcome considerate visitors!
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good, innit? If you're still there tdoay, AVOID Castleton and Mam Tor. Hordes with no parking skills.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey girl, are you a research grant? Because i'd like to work on you all week and leave you half-finished #every #time #with #academics
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Biking last night. Only bothered to take one pic in the dark and one of my beer & snack when I got in. #efficiency #goudale #mtb
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Might do some inventing today. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of... Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
British Grafitti, Denton, Manchester.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Victorinox penknife, nice. Aw it has a little toothpick.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got it. Pretty decent looking, £120ish a night, but the ivy makes it look much posher.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, nice. I've stayed in Moffat on my way up, but usually get a cabin by the river. Where's this hotel?
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Manchester Cathedral by @juliew67.bsky.social (Not my photo, all credit to J67!)
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm a bit late to this party...there's a decent Belgian beer selection at The Star?
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flight Simming Deserves a Quiet Night
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Took me a minute. That's entrancing, may repost this beauty.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There ain't no Onglet in Iceland #ballad
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cheers my friend. Cost: £0.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Afternoon all #buxton #biking #bloodywindy
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can't handle the September Photodump. Avert your eyes. #dumpity #dump
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A seaside resort in North Wales, Uk, today. Photo Credit: @drobraszczyk
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Grafitti, Poznan, Poland, September.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Genuinely thought this was #Preston
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The quiet bits of the White Peak, Derbyshire, today. #gravel #bike #fluffyclouds
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
EXCLUSIVE Burnt vegetable slop from AI Tom who likes wars
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is there a metaphor here? Anyone... Anyone.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe just have a biscuit now
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Haircut — Hallgerður Hallgrímsdóttir, 2022
Photograph of a young girl with big round blue eyes blonde hair cut in bangs just above her brows and she's wearing a hair cutting smock impale blue with a big cartoon of a monkey face on it
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That looks like a very pleasant afternoon in Litton!
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cheeky 10 mile hike today over Hayfield, Kinder, Burnt Hill and back. Bloody breezy, seriously steep. #kinder @peakdistrict.bsky.social
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The world is a mess, but my lunch is perfect. (BLT bagel, sliced apple & red onion, cheddar. Recommended)
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Out on the bike last night. Dark, wet, cold and lovely. Back in time for ales. #mtb #peakdistrict #pub
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sigh. Always the ones you most suspect.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nice. That's quite a steep ascent, isn't it?
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you live in the UK, read this. Via Guardian Interactive. www.theguardian.com/business/ng-...
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Mapped: the £150bn megaproject that aims to protect Britain from energy shocks
Thousands of miles of new power lines are needed to deliver climate targets and energy security, but bills will rise in the short term and opponents are mobilising
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Leaves are falling. Photo dump from last Autumn. #fall #autumn #peakdistrict
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Top bloke.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Aaaand it's more than a million quid.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The easiest to watch (relatively) due to 'Movie' format: Hypernormalisation. HyperNormalisation: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p04b183c via @bbciplayer
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HyperNormalisation
Our world is strange and often fake and corrupt. But we think it’s normal because we can’t see anything else. HyperNormalisation - the story of how we got here.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Mayfair Set: Power in the 80's controlled from an Old Boy's Gents club. The Mayfair Set, 1. Who Pays Wins: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p073kcd6 via @bbciplayer
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The Mayfair Set - 1. Who Pays Wins
The first of four stories by Adam Curtis about the rise of business and the decline of political power that revolves around four men who all belonged to a 1960s gambling club.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Most recent: Shifty. Life in Britain at the end of last century. Shifty, Series 1: 1. Part One - The Land of Make Believe: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002d2jy via @bbciplayer
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Shifty - Series 1: 1. Part One - The Land of Make Believe
The dream world that Mrs Thatcher promised. And the ghosts that came back to disrupt it.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is the correct approach; imbibe well, sir.
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Sweary Prof @swearyprof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder: question everything around you if you're ever bored. An excellent place to start is the huge archive of Adam Curtis documentaries on #BBC iPlayer. Feature from @thequietus.com, outstanding site of music & culture. thequietus.com/interviews/s... Sample episodes in thread👇
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The Strange World of... Adam Curtis | The Quietus
In Umberto Eco’s satirical novel Foucault’s Pendulum, an editor of occult books decides to construct a new conspiracy theory called ‘THE PLAN’ by entering known statements about Freemasons, The Knight...
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