swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Every day when I come home from work I have to sit on the couch and snuggle him or he loses his beans 120 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This cat is such a Mama's boy 110 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 26/07/2026You just gotta power through it sometimes As much as I've been upset about still being alive a few times, I always realize later I'm glad I'm not very good at killing myself 000 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 06/07/2026One of these belongs to my 5 year old nephew, and one is a women's large. Whyyyyyy? 000 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I know there are real problems in the world But fuck I am not having a good time 110 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I actually just didn't realize I was still following him. Thank you for the reminder 110 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Man all the good names are taken 😠 110 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Okay! I'm workshopping new last names. I don't want to keep my former spouse's name anymore, but I don't care about my maiden name The more ridiculous the better 120 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I can't wait to go home and make my cats their special birthday dinner 010 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 28/05/2026You know what's the best? When you pick up a cat, and then you're holding a cat 010 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It's a mech suit for a Fresno night crawler 010 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Never has a photo encapsulated a personality with such perfection and simplicity 010 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Oh man, gotta get some sparkling water or something to shake up, it always looks so fun 000 0
Reposted by @swampwitchsarah.bsky.socialAskme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent. 6762750213079 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 15/04/2026This cat has never had a single thought, ever 010 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Aw come on! I would love a photo with a turkey like that! 000 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I think I know why my plant isn't doing well 😑 010 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 19/03/2026This arrived in the mail this afternoon. This was the first I even knew an appointment was supposed to occur, let alone that I had one 010 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Nope, we don't know anything about bad naughty cats who break stuff 040 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I hate when I'm hungry and all I have is stupid ingredients 😭 030 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I lost my form doing a clean and press and now I'm being punished by the dudebro gods 110 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Well, as long as I sit in this exact position and don't move, my shoulder is totally fine. Can't even tell I pulled anything. You know, unless I twist my wrist slightly 120 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I used to love the pride stuff they put out every year, but even if they just went back to what they were doing before they're never getting another cent from me 011 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I have never in my life heard a more apt description of Walmart 030 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 28/02/2026That sticker is a lie, and I'll prove it to them any day if the week! 010 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Cool new hair just dropped 140 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Overall, a pretty successful treasure hunt 020 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 16/02/2025High security items here at the Cover house 010 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/02/2025If I ever need to seek vengeance on someone I'm gonna break into their house and not take anything or mess anything up, just turn on all their vibrators so all the batteries are dead at once 020 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/01/2025How am I coughing more AFTER using my inhaler? 010 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/01/2025There's garter belts and a thong but I haven't shaved 😅 110 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Just showed up in the mail today and I don't wanna take it off 110 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Ok, but that legit looks really good 110 0
Reposted by @swampwitchsarah.bsky.socialWTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 23/01/2025You all know what to do! 211141 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Just hanging out with the Tbone at the Red Wings game last night 110 0
Reposted by @swampwitchsarah.bsky.socialSoren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Stop thinking of your life as one monotonous, underwhelming toil and start thinking of each day as a new opportunity for something bad to happen. 912216 0
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Ok, so if you see someone on their break, or really anywhere and they're reading a book, I ASSURE YOU they are not looking for a conversation 010 0