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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social

@swampwitchsarah.bsky.social
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She/her, bi, poly I'm probably just going to be posting whatever random nonsense pops into my head. And maybe boobs sometimes

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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Every day when I come home from work I have to sit on the couch and snuggle him or he loses his beans
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This cat is such a Mama's boy
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wherever could my cat be?
A very well hidden cat.
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You just gotta power through it sometimes As much as I've been upset about still being alive a few times, I always realize later I'm glad I'm not very good at killing myself
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One of these belongs to my 5 year old nephew, and one is a women's large. Whyyyyyy?
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I know there are real problems in the world But fuck I am not having a good time
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Best part of every day 🥹
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I actually just didn't realize I was still following him. Thank you for the reminder
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Man all the good names are taken 😠
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Okay! I'm workshopping new last names. I don't want to keep my former spouse's name anymore, but I don't care about my maiden name The more ridiculous the better
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Birthday Feast
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I can't wait to go home and make my cats their special birthday dinner
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
You know what's the best? When you pick up a cat, and then you're holding a cat
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It's a mech suit for a Fresno night crawler
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Never has a photo encapsulated a personality with such perfection and simplicity
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Oh man, gotta get some sparkling water or something to shake up, it always looks so fun
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This cat has never had a single thought, ever
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I love my cuddle monster
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Aw come on! I would love a photo with a turkey like that!
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I think I know why my plant isn't doing well 😑
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This arrived in the mail this afternoon. This was the first I even knew an appointment was supposed to occur, let alone that I had one
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
He knows it's for him
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Nope, we don't know anything about bad naughty cats who break stuff
Two very innocent cats who definitely didn't wake me up by tearing shit off the walls
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I hate when I'm hungry and all I have is stupid ingredients 😭
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It is
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I lost my form doing a clean and press and now I'm being punished by the dudebro gods
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Well, as long as I sit in this exact position and don't move, my shoulder is totally fine. Can't even tell I pulled anything. You know, unless I twist my wrist slightly
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Handsome young lads
The two cutest and best cats in the world being cute and the best
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I used to love the pride stuff they put out every year, but even if they just went back to what they were doing before they're never getting another cent from me
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I have never in my life heard a more apt description of Walmart
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
That sticker is a lie, and I'll prove it to them any day if the week!
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Cool new hair just dropped
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Overall, a pretty successful treasure hunt
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
For BIIIIG lesbians
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
High security items here at the Cover house
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If I ever need to seek vengeance on someone I'm gonna break into their house and not take anything or mess anything up, just turn on all their vibrators so all the batteries are dead at once
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
How am I coughing more AFTER using my inhaler?
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
There's garter belts and a thong but I haven't shaved 😅
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Just showed up in the mail today and I don't wanna take it off
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Ok, but that legit looks really good
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
You all know what to do!
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Just hanging out with the Tbone at the Red Wings game last night
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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Stop thinking of your life as one monotonous, underwhelming toil and start thinking of each day as a new opportunity for something bad to happen.
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Ok, so if you see someone on their break, or really anywhere and they're reading a book, I ASSURE YOU they are not looking for a conversation
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