swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This cat is such a Mama's boy 110
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 06/07/2026One of these belongs to my 5 year old nephew, and one is a women's large. Whyyyyyy? 000
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I know there are real problems in the world But fuck I am not having a good time 110
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Okay! I'm workshopping new last names. I don't want to keep my former spouse's name anymore, but I don't care about my maiden name The more ridiculous the better 120
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I can't wait to go home and make my cats their special birthday dinner 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 28/05/2026You know what's the best? When you pick up a cat, and then you're holding a cat 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It's a mech suit for a Fresno night crawler 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Never has a photo encapsulated a personality with such perfection and simplicity 010
Reposted by @swampwitchsarah.bsky.socialAskme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent. 6762750213079
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 15/04/2026This cat has never had a single thought, ever 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I think I know why my plant isn't doing well 😑 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 19/03/2026This arrived in the mail this afternoon. This was the first I even knew an appointment was supposed to occur, let alone that I had one 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Nope, we don't know anything about bad naughty cats who break stuff 040
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I hate when I'm hungry and all I have is stupid ingredients 😭 030
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Well, as long as I sit in this exact position and don't move, my shoulder is totally fine. Can't even tell I pulled anything. You know, unless I twist my wrist slightly 120
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Overall, a pretty successful treasure hunt 020
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 16/02/2025High security items here at the Cover house 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/02/2025If I ever need to seek vengeance on someone I'm gonna break into their house and not take anything or mess anything up, just turn on all their vibrators so all the batteries are dead at once 020
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/01/2025How am I coughing more AFTER using my inhaler? 010
Reposted by @swampwitchsarah.bsky.socialWTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 23/01/2025You all know what to do! 211141
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Just hanging out with the Tbone at the Red Wings game last night 110
Reposted by @swampwitchsarah.bsky.socialSoren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Stop thinking of your life as one monotonous, underwhelming toil and start thinking of each day as a new opportunity for something bad to happen. 912216
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Ok, so if you see someone on their break, or really anywhere and they're reading a book, I ASSURE YOU they are not looking for a conversation 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 08/01/2025😭 I dropped a can of beans on my foot yesterday. I never get hurt doing something cool 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Hans and Franz are here to pump 👏 Moo up 020
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Pretty good haul for this evening with a cute girl ❤️. I aquired: 1. This yummy bread 2. some fabulous attire 3. A cool rock 000
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I'm neither pregnant nor able to get pregnant, but man do those pillows they make for pregnant ladies look comfy 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I wanna get up and take a shower, but he's purring so loud 🥺 000
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I think my brain doesn't bean right and I might be crazy 110
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 22/12/2024My brain feels like a banshee that swallowed TV static 110
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Does anyone have any good resources for journaling prompts for mental health that aren't too far up their own ass? 011
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I really appreciate having friends who are neurodivergent because I can say things like "sorry, I forgot how time works" and they immediately understand what I mean 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Every single time I give a shot: "okay, just relax your arm" Patient: 💪💪💪💪💪💪 010
swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Spooky Christmas is best Christmas! Photos by my hubs 020