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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social

@swampwitchsarah.bsky.social
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She/her, bi, poly I'm probably just going to be posting whatever random nonsense pops into my head. And maybe boobs sometimes

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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This cat is such a Mama's boy
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wherever could my cat be?
A very well hidden cat.
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One of these belongs to my 5 year old nephew, and one is a women's large. Whyyyyyy?
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I know there are real problems in the world But fuck I am not having a good time
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Best part of every day 🥹
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Okay! I'm workshopping new last names. I don't want to keep my former spouse's name anymore, but I don't care about my maiden name The more ridiculous the better
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Birthday Feast
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I can't wait to go home and make my cats their special birthday dinner
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
You know what's the best? When you pick up a cat, and then you're holding a cat
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It's a mech suit for a Fresno night crawler
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Never has a photo encapsulated a personality with such perfection and simplicity
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This cat has never had a single thought, ever
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I love my cuddle monster
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I think I know why my plant isn't doing well 😑
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This arrived in the mail this afternoon. This was the first I even knew an appointment was supposed to occur, let alone that I had one
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
He knows it's for him
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Nope, we don't know anything about bad naughty cats who break stuff
Two very innocent cats who definitely didn't wake me up by tearing shit off the walls
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I hate when I'm hungry and all I have is stupid ingredients 😭
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Well, as long as I sit in this exact position and don't move, my shoulder is totally fine. Can't even tell I pulled anything. You know, unless I twist my wrist slightly
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Handsome young lads
The two cutest and best cats in the world being cute and the best
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Cool new hair just dropped
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Overall, a pretty successful treasure hunt
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
For BIIIIG lesbians
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
High security items here at the Cover house
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If I ever need to seek vengeance on someone I'm gonna break into their house and not take anything or mess anything up, just turn on all their vibrators so all the batteries are dead at once
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
How am I coughing more AFTER using my inhaler?
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
You all know what to do!
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Just hanging out with the Tbone at the Red Wings game last night
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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Stop thinking of your life as one monotonous, underwhelming toil and start thinking of each day as a new opportunity for something bad to happen.
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Ok, so if you see someone on their break, or really anywhere and they're reading a book, I ASSURE YOU they are not looking for a conversation
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
😭 I dropped a can of beans on my foot yesterday. I never get hurt doing something cool
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
These are his babies now
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
'tis tiddies
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Hans and Franz are here to pump 👏 Moo up
My cat, Moo and a set of weights
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Pretty good haul for this evening with a cute girl ❤️. I aquired: 1. This yummy bread 2. some fabulous attire 3. A cool rock
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I'm neither pregnant nor able to get pregnant, but man do those pillows they make for pregnant ladies look comfy
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I wanna get up and take a shower, but he's purring so loud 🥺
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I think my brain doesn't bean right and I might be crazy
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Bread 👍
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
My brain feels like a banshee that swallowed TV static
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I guess I live here now
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Does anyone have any good resources for journaling prompts for mental health that aren't too far up their own ass?
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I really appreciate having friends who are neurodivergent because I can say things like "sorry, I forgot how time works" and they immediately understand what I mean
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Every single time I give a shot: "okay, just relax your arm" Patient: 💪💪💪💪💪💪
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swampwitchsarah.bsky.social @swampwitchsarah.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Spooky Christmas is best Christmas! Photos by my hubs
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