Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Alexa, play lute music of the Spanish Renaissance 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Last night I dreamt that I was delivering a transplant kidney during a zombie outbreak 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Last night I dreamed that I was at a conference in what seemed to be a university bookstore. Rooms were storefronts in an abandoned mall, like six people to a place. The worst person in the world was camped outside waiting for us because the mall security gate was down 001
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Last night I dreamed that I was a ghost trying to contact my family through a mirror. The other night I dreamed that was clearing the floor of an ex-girlfriend’s place for the Roomba & kept getting surprised by spiders 000
Reposted by Swamp MammothMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/02/2026Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza. 271878463
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Last night’s dream was like a mix of Aliens & Buffy - Aliens as the setting but vampire hunting 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Consider the following: Love is a banquet on which we feed. So glad that no one views my profile haha 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Consider the following: youtu.be/ZmZ6_tbLgXM?...youtu.beMetal (Remastered 2009)YouTube video by Gary Numan - Topic 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Last night’s dream was about broken shoestrings which means ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 22/01/2026My controversial opinion is that there is not enough Oingo Boingo on the radio youtu.be/WkUOaRwfGUg?...youtu.beOingo Boingo Just Another Day 4 25 1987 Ritz OfficialYouTube video by Jorge 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Last night I dreamed that I was setting up my office with a CRT TV and stereo turntable from the 90s & the back wall disappeared into a parking lot 000
Reposted by Swamp MammothMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/12/2025- Deep contempt for groupthink and is suspicious of the motivations of people, corporations, and the government. - He was a latch-key kid and still thrives with lots of alone time. - Definitely got some sort of heart trouble. You can tell by looking at him.buff.lyIs He the Grinch or Just a Gen-X Man at Christmas?“Why, for fifty-three years, I’ve put up with it now! I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?” — Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas... 76714
Reposted by Swamp MammothJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/12/2025gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law 1582246377
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 28/11/2025youtu.be/vmCkjAxAM8Iyoutu.be😂1978 WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Drop 😂YouTube video by 1ofHissheep 010
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Last night I dreamed that I was at the taping of a karaoke show. Justin Bieber & Britney Spears performed. I found a seat behind Houston drag queens near where event staff were eating leftovers 000
Reposted by Swamp Mammothregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 05/11/2025i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often 3397912202
Reposted by Swamp MammothTexas Monthly @texasmonthly.bsky.social · 30/10/2025AHH! 🧛🗡️🩸 The first installment of the serialized novel 'The Bowie Knife That Killed Dracula' is out now. Read the first chapter. . . if you dare: www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertain…texasmonthly.com‘The Bowie Knife That Killed Dracula,’ Chapter 1: Sacred SilverThe first installment of a serialized novel by William Broyles and Stephen Harrigan, which follows the Texan who slays Dracula in Bram Stoker’s classic. 071
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Last night I dreamed that there was a color pattern and tone that, with excess caffeine consumption, would induce psychosis. You had to change everything to grayscale or avoid caffeine. Also! Woody Harrelson was there & was super irritating. Oh, and there were to many people at the mall and gym 000
Reposted by Swamp MammothMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 12/10/2025A new life on the off-world colonies sounds pretty sweet right about now. 1316128
Reposted by Swamp MammothOrkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 02/10/2025s of the night. #NationalPoetryDay #BookSpinePoetry 422636
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Last night I dreamed about Aliens vs the Thing from Another World with a bunch of Weyland-Yutani saps stuck in the middle. No Predators 000
Reposted by Swamp Mammothashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 24/09/2025it would be funny if we’d all been making rapture jokes all day and then poof we actually get raptured 4683
Reposted by Swamp MammothMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2025IT IS TIME.buff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFirst published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th... 201632582
Reposted by Swamp MammothSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Scorpio: The secret to your happiness will remain a secret. 724851
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I have had a hankering for Key lime pie for days now 010
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Last night’s dream was about building a house or demolishing a house; it gets fuzzy after waking up. Also Melissa Navia from Star Trek was there 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Last night I dreamed that I was moving from one dorm room to another & was late for class 000
Reposted by Swamp MammothLucy Worsley @lucyworsley.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Does anyone else wish to communicate only with the Refreshment Department? 1631623
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025My favorite part of Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983) is at the end when (spoiler alert) Jared-Syn gets destroyed 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Last night I dreamed that newspapers were AI without human interaction, complete gibberish on the page, and it spread to everything else - no food was safe, cars out of control, planes crashing 000
Reposted by Swamp MammothU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 20/08/2025Soon. 22772148
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 17/08/2025My late father was in my dream last night. I was frustrated because I couldn’t find anything in this alternate version of my parents’ house - cup, plate, food, water. I tried to convince my brother and his wife to leave and get food while I was rearranging furniture. Also Zendaya was there 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 15/08/2025The sub slinging shouter. The hoagie hoisting howler. The Cuban catapulting caller. The po’boy pitching pronouncer 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Last night I dreamed that I was in a prison chain gang with men up front and women in the back. I thought that we were going back to prison but instead we were taken for training in cosmetology, massage therapy, landscaping. The sponsor for this training initiative was Lynda Carter 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Last night I dreamed that I was in a situation like Derry Girls but then I needed to borrow a car to get to my shift on the open pit mine excavator 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Alexa, shuffle Flash Gordon soundtrack by Queen 000
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Last night I dreamed that I was with a group of people who had switched personalities & hijinks ensued when we switched back. Later I was put in charge of serving both the salad and dessert course 000
Reposted by Swamp MammothU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 25/07/2025summer vibes 1453871
Reposted by Swamp MammothSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Scorpio: Don't start a garden. Don't dig in your yard. Do not unearth the sins of the past. 324850
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Hey, look at that moon. That moon looks a good 100% full 020
Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I wish I had some Outback Steakhouse bread & butter 000