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Swamp Mammoth

@swampmammoth.bsky.social
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American statesman, diplomat, abolitionist, signatory of the Treaty of Paris, and a Founding Father of the United States

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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alexa, play lute music of the Spanish Renaissance
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Last night I dreamt that I was delivering a transplant kidney during a zombie outbreak
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Last night I dreamed that I was at a conference in what seemed to be a university bookstore. Rooms were storefronts in an abandoned mall, like six people to a place. The worst person in the world was camped outside waiting for us because the mall security gate was down
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Last night I dreamed that I was a ghost trying to contact my family through a mirror. The other night I dreamed that was clearing the floor of an ex-girlfriend’s place for the Roomba & kept getting surprised by spiders
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/02/2026
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Last night’s dream was like a mix of Aliens & Buffy - Aliens as the setting but vampire hunting
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Consider the following: Love is a banquet on which we feed. So glad that no one views my profile haha
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Consider the following: youtu.be/ZmZ6_tbLgXM?...
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Metal (Remastered 2009)
YouTube video by Gary Numan - Topic
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Last night’s dream was about broken shoestrings which means ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My controversial opinion is that there is not enough Oingo Boingo on the radio youtu.be/WkUOaRwfGUg?...
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Oingo Boingo Just Another Day 4 25 1987 Ritz Official
YouTube video by Jorge
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Last night I dreamed that I was setting up my office with a CRT TV and stereo turntable from the 90s & the back wall disappeared into a parking lot
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/12/2025
- Deep contempt for groupthink and is suspicious of the motivations of people, corporations, and the government. - He was a latch-key kid and still thrives with lots of alone time. - Definitely got some sort of heart trouble. You can tell by looking at him.
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Is He the Grinch or Just a Gen-X Man at Christmas?
“Why, for fifty-three years, I’ve put up with it now! I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?” — Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas...
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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😂1978 WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Drop 😂
YouTube video by 1ofHissheep
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I lost Wham!-ageddon on Thanksgiving Day
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
“Blood for the Blood God” from Warhammer 40k in the style of “Zohran for New York City.” There is an image maker online for this
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Last night I dreamed that I was at the taping of a karaoke show. Justin Bieber & Britney Spears performed. I found a seat behind Houston drag queens near where event staff were eating leftovers
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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Texas Monthly @texasmonthly.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
AHH! 🧛🗡️🩸 The first installment of the serialized novel 'The Bowie Knife That Killed Dracula' is out now. Read the first chapter. . . if you dare: www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertain…
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‘The Bowie Knife That Killed Dracula,’ Chapter 1: Sacred Silver
The first installment of a serialized novel by William Broyles and Stephen Harrigan, which follows the Texan who slays Dracula in Bram Stoker’s classic.
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Last night I dreamed that there was a color pattern and tone that, with excess caffeine consumption, would induce psychosis. You had to change everything to grayscale or avoid caffeine. Also! Woody Harrelson was there & was super irritating. Oh, and there were to many people at the mall and gym
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
A new life on the off-world colonies sounds pretty sweet right about now.
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
s of the night. #NationalPoetryDay #BookSpinePoetry
A stack of books. Their spines read Tiger Tiger Burning Bright, In the Forest
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Do the young people know about Portishead?
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Last night I dreamed about Aliens vs the Thing from Another World with a bunch of Weyland-Yutani saps stuck in the middle. No Predators
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 24/09/2025
it would be funny if we’d all been making rapture jokes all day and then poof we actually get raptured
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2025
IT IS TIME.
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Scorpio: The secret to your happiness will remain a secret.
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I have had a hankering for Key lime pie for days now
Loki and Mobius enjoying some extremely vivid Key lime pie in Marvel Studios’ Loki
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Last night’s dream was about building a house or demolishing a house; it gets fuzzy after waking up. Also Melissa Navia from Star Trek was there
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Last night I dreamed that I was moving from one dorm room to another & was late for class
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Lucy Worsley @lucyworsley.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Does anyone else wish to communicate only with the Refreshment Department?
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
My favorite part of Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983) is at the end when (spoiler alert) Jared-Syn gets destroyed
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Last night I dreamed that newspapers were AI without human interaction, complete gibberish on the page, and it spread to everything else - no food was safe, cars out of control, planes crashing
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Star Trek Enterprise scene. Trip "Trip" Tucker and Sub-Commander T'Pol are in personal quarters ifyouknowwhatimean and sitting on a bed. Trip is shirtless (!) and T'Pol is wearing future space pajamas. She's sitting directly behind Trip, and has one hand on his shoulder. The other hand is out of camera view. (!!) Trip's looking surprised and startled. Closed caption reads: [GASPS]
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 20/08/2025
Soon.
A pumpkin patch. In the distance, a faint image of a blue ghost surrounded by a halo of carving knives. The text reads: you're carving. The knife ghost waits. Because you're using a knife. Instead of a pumpkin carving kit. Always use a pumpkin carving kit, never a knife.
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My late father was in my dream last night. I was frustrated because I couldn’t find anything in this alternate version of my parents’ house - cup, plate, food, water. I tried to convince my brother and his wife to leave and get food while I was rearranging furniture. Also Zendaya was there
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The sub slinging shouter. The hoagie hoisting howler. The Cuban catapulting caller. The po’boy pitching pronouncer
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Last night I dreamed that I was in a prison chain gang with men up front and women in the back. I thought that we were going back to prison but instead we were taken for training in cosmetology, massage therapy, landscaping. The sponsor for this training initiative was Lynda Carter
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Last night I dreamed that I was in a situation like Derry Girls but then I needed to borrow a car to get to my shift on the open pit mine excavator
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Alexa, shuffle Flash Gordon soundtrack by Queen
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Last night I dreamed that I was with a group of people who had switched personalities & hijinks ensued when we switched back. Later I was put in charge of serving both the salad and dessert course
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 25/07/2025
summer vibes
Two young women walking in a city laughing and having the time of their lives. They are wearing very life-like looking sharks with carbon monoxide alarms sticking out of the top. The text reads: your bestie, your carbon monoxide alarm shark, your best summer ever. This summer's hottest accessory is a working carbon monoxide alarm on every level of your home.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 25/07/2025
Bird sounds.
A four panel comic titled Bird Sounds. In panel 1, labeled thrush, a wood thrush sings its beautiful eeohlay song against a forest background. In panel 2, labeled wren, a winter wren delicately sings tweedly tweedly tweedly. In panel 3, labeled warbler, a yellow warbler delicately sings sweet sweet. In panel 4, labeled heron in a death metal font, a heron screams KRAAGH against a background of fire.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Scorpio: Don't start a garden. Don't dig in your yard. Do not unearth the sins of the past.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Star Trek Enterprise scene. We're in a small shuttle and in close on Tripp "Tripp" Tucker. He's opining on things and working on something with a doohickey with red lights. Closed caption reads, "I'll have you know that Superman was laced with metaphor."
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Hey, look at that moon. That moon looks a good 100% full
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Alexa, play GoldenEye by Tina Turner
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Alexa, play Rapper's Delight
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Swamp Mammoth @swampmammoth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I wish I had some Outback Steakhouse bread & butter
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