iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Apologies to everyone in the restroom for dropping an RFK Jr. (poop that smells like you ate roadkill)

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Mf said “self-deluding myself”

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I am self-deluding myself into thinking the things I cannot change will change

This is why I buy obscure paintings at Marshall’s. You never know

Do CDLs cover staying in your own lane? Asking for the life that just flashed before my eyes.

As Jesus said, let he who is without sin crush her head with a rock

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This is a dumb idea either way, but it literally has the entire corpus of extant religious writing already hoovered up, what are they even going to say

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Funny isn’t the right word. Cathartic. Real world consequences for being a weirdo creep

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A little funny the couple(?) of times they were married, though

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Honestly was a downgrade. Whole first 2 years here was “oh, that dude in my timeline all the time is gone and his DMs are going public”

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A lot of scandals involved material harm, but the “widely beloved poster caught ripping off jokes” was always the funniest mob to watch

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So many problems would be solved overnight if we could all agree that the government has no right to directly or indirectly pass laws which kill its own citizens. Low bar, you’d think

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I’m not a lawyer so lawyers will prob cringe at this, but this crosses at least the colloquial understanding of “cruel and unusual”

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Mainstream media perpetually covers the “personal choice -> carceral enforcement of white conservative beliefs” pipeline like a baby who doesn’t know what lying sounds like yet

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Bluesky’s median age being 40 makes it the only place online where it’s appropriate to reference the movie Big

(Kid singing) “hey Tony, I like the things you do. Hey Tony! If I could, I would be you” Zoltar machine lights up

We had to have an unchecked narcissist holding the most power a president has had in the last 75 years right at the time we invented the Global Narcissistic Hallucination Machine. Our timeline is so full of these kinds of coincidences I’m really starting to wonder if we’re in a simulation.

I’ve been really confused how irrationally, even for him, Trump has been acting, with regard to tripling-down on imperiling his Congressional majority. In his first term, he at least gaslit and made excuses. The fact that he’s given himself AI psychosis on top of his baseline really makes sense tho

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Also, I’m not sure if you’re being serious, but the idea of executing people immediately without due process is a clearly terrible, totalitarian idea if you really think about it for even a millisecond

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Then a lot people, like Yoo, have a puritanical view and god complex, and get off on the idea of forming groups who deserve harm, and watching them be harmed

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Yeah, I mean I have thought about that since the death penalty is the literal context here. Personally, I don’t think we can ever really be free if we live in a society which can bureaucratically decide to kill a citizen. All rights and power stem from being alive.

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Not really sure how we’re supposed to run any even remotely kind of compassionate and stable modern society when so much of our population is so comfortable with killing other citizens

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Genuinely don’t understand what this is saying in relation to the picture. We kicked out a bunch of people, now here’s an abandoned barn

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I’ve honestly always resented the implication that boys prefer inedible rubber bugs to confectionary treats. I’m glad we’re exploding such harmful gender norms

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Literal south park episode, can’t believe this is real

Everyone’s mind is going to “easy bake” but no one ever talks about the easy bake for da boysss

Creepy crawlers molding oven kit. A plastic oven where you put in dyed rubbery liquid that cooked inedible bugs

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Growing up in the 90s was cool because the best toys were things like plastic toaster ovens for 6 year olds

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You make paying for my financial indiscretions a breeze

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“Are you enjoying the [credit card payment] app?” The fuck you think I’m gonna say here? No, I’m genuinely asking

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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Louisiana Abortion Experience, one of the worse theme parks I’ve been to

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Staffer: Excuse me, Mr. President? Mr. President, you need to take a look at this Trump: Ah damnit, it’s got the present tense active form instead of the past participle

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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If your psychiatrist tells you, “your deep suspicions about your mother being part of a government conspiracy to kill you for being a divinely chosen savior are textbook schizophrenic delusions, you should take your meds,” AI may tell you to kill her

There is genuinely no hell too hot for these monsters

The policy provided that migrants could be swiftly removed without notice to third countries that have
provided credible diplomatic assurance that they will not persecute or torture the individuals. For countries that have not provided such assurance, deportees would be notified of their destination and US authorities would assess the likelihood of perse-
cution or torture only if the individual raises such fear on their own.

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(Stepping on stage at the social anxiety Olympics) I feel imposter syndrome when people see me doing yard work 7.0 | 8.1 | 7.9 | 7.7

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The TV is making ominous sounds at me

TV: the stock market fell as 10-yr treasury yields surged to over 5.6%, 130 basis points higher since the beginning of the Iran war Me to my wife: I can’t answer any follow ups but the warlocks are at it again

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I should train my dogs be able to track down my keys and shit

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This post was inspired by at least 50% of the physical mail I receive these days

The lack of one is all that’s stopping me from becoming a brilliant mathematician

SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My credit score went up 99 points since last month despite me being in the exact same financial situation as I’ve been for years, what a useful metric to dictate all large and vital life purchases

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I saw a squished frog the other day, RIPbit

SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

His strategy of bullying reality into working the way he wants it to, perhaps

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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Don’t people know you’re supposed to follow urinal rules for parking spaces

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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Initially, I thought it should be pretty straightforward to regulate not allowing some enigmatic black box whose reasoning is entirely opaque make decisions about treatment and billing, but then I remembered that’s what we already had before AI, so I think we’re cooked here.

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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Has anyone gamed out a scenario where AI decides to annihilate life on earth over some inter-robot beef like this